|Santa: Why do you spend so much money on food?|
Jeeto: Sorry, but you and the kids won't eat anything else!
|Jeeto: I have read in a newspaper that widows make the best wives.|
Santa: May be! But you can't expect me to kill myself that you can be good wife to someone!
|Woman to her to neighbor, Jeeto, "I wish you would sell that dog. Yesterday my daughter had to stop her singing lesson because your dog was whining all the time".|
Jeeto: I'm sorry. But your daughter began it!
|Jeeto to instructor while learning to drive, "That little mirror up there isn't set right".|
Instructor: Isn't it?
Jeeto: No. I can't see anything but the car behind!
|Jeeto was having problems with her computer, so she rang tech support.|
The guy asked, `Do you have any window open right now?`
Jeeto: Are you crazy? It's the middle of winter.
|Santa: I have a confession to make. I've been seeing a psychiatrist.|
Jeeto: Don't worry. I've been seeing our neighbour and Pappu's tutor!
|Jeeto: Does your husband exercise?|
Preeto: Yes , last week he was out four nights running.
|Jeeto: My daughter is having her voice cultivated.|
Preeto: Is it improving?
Jeeto: It's growing stronger, earlier she used to be heard only two apartments away. Now we get complaints from away off in the next building.
|Santa to Jeeto in a restaurant, "A scientist says that what we eat we become".|
Jeeto after seizing the menu, "Let's order something rich"!
|Santa: When I die, I'm going to leave everything to you.|
Jeeto: You do anyway, you lazy bum!