• Santa: Why do you spend so much money on food?<br />
Jeeto: Sorry, but you and the kids won't eat anything else!
    Santa: Why do you spend so much money on food?
    Jeeto: Sorry, but you and the kids won't eat anything else!
  • Jeeto: I have read in a newspaper that widows make the best wives.<br />
Santa: May be! But you can't expect me to kill myself that you can be good wife to someone!
    Jeeto: I have read in a newspaper that widows make the best wives.
    Santa: May be! But you can't expect me to kill myself that you can be good wife to someone!
  • Woman to her to neighbor, Jeeto, "I wish you would sell that dog. Yesterday my daughter had to stop her singing lesson because your dog was whining all the time".
    Jeeto: I'm sorry. But your daughter began it!
  • Jeeto to instructor while learning to drive, "That little mirror up there isn't set right".
    Instructor: Isn't it?
    Jeeto: No. I can't see anything but the car behind!
  • Jeeto was having problems with her computer, so she rang tech support.<br />
The guy asked, `Do you have any window open right now?`<br />
Jeeto: Are you crazy? It's the middle of winter.
    Jeeto was having problems with her computer, so she rang tech support.
    The guy asked, `Do you have any window open right now?`
    Jeeto: Are you crazy? It's the middle of winter.
  • Santa: I have a confession to make. I've been seeing a psychiatrist.
    Jeeto: Don't worry. I've been seeing our neighbour and Pappu's tutor!
  • Jeeto: Does your husband exercise?<br />
Preeto: Yes , last week he was out four nights running.
    Jeeto: Does your husband exercise?
    Preeto: Yes , last week he was out four nights running.
  • Jeeto: My daughter is having her voice cultivated.
    Preeto: Is it improving?
    Jeeto: It's growing stronger, earlier she used to be heard only two apartments away. Now we get complaints from away off in the next building.
  • Santa to Jeeto in a restaurant, "A scientist says that what we eat we become".
    Jeeto after seizing the menu, "Let's order something rich"!
  • Santa: When I die, I'm going to leave everything to you.
    Jeeto: You do anyway, you lazy bum!