|Jeeto: If you think that the treatment is expensive you should see my doctor. He is very reasonable.|
Preeto: How's that.
Jeeto: If you cannot afford the treatment he alters the reports.
|Jeeto and Santa were invited to Banta's for dinner.|
Jeeto to Preeto after tasting a horrible dish, "You must give me the original recipe of this dish".
Preeto: Why the original recipe?
Jeeto: So you can never cook it again!
|Pinky while looking through a family album, "Doesn't dad look funny in those suspenders?"|
Jeeto: Yes, but he'd look a darned sight funnier without them!
|Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular.|
Preeto: How do you really claim that?
Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!
|Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday?|
Jeeto: It was too tight!
|Jeeto to Preeto, "You must see my doctor".|
Preeto: But there is nothing wrong with me.
Jeeto: He is so good that he will find something!
|Santa to Jeeto, "The baby's swallowed a pin".|
Jeeto: Don't worry, it's a safety pin!
|Jeeto: I've figured how to avoid getting parking tickets.|
Santa: And how exactly do you do that?
Jeeto: I've taken the windshield wipers off my car!
|Jeeto: Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with.|
Preeto: Why do you say that?
Jeeto: They won't tell anyone because they probably won't even listen in the first place!
|Preeto: My 39th birthday isn't far off.|
Jeeto: Well, it isn't; it was only five or six years ago!