|Preeto: My 39th birthday isn't far off.|
Jeeto: Well, it isn't; it was only five or six years ago!
|Santa: You just backed the car over my bike.|
Jeeto: Well, you shouldn't have left it on the lawn!
|Jeeto was having a driving lesson. Partway through, the instructor told her, "You're in the wrong gear".|
"Oh", said Jeeto. "What should I have worn?"
|Santa was late home from work one evening.|
"I'm sure he's having an affair", said Jeeto to her mother-in-law.
"Why do you always think the worst?" said the mother-in-law. "Maybe he's just been in an accident."
|Preeto: Why is psychoanalysis much quicker for men than it is for woman?|
Jeeto: Because when it is time to go back to childhood, the man is already there.
|Jeeto went into a hunting store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband", she explained.|
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?' asked the store assistant.
"Are you kidding?" said Jeeto. "He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him!"
|A policeman stops Jeeto and asks for her license. He says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses".|
Jeeto answers, "Well, I have contacts".
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know, you're getting a ticket!"
|Jeeto answers the phone. "It must have been a wrong number from some ship", she tells her husband.|
Jeeto: Because it was a woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.
|Santa: I have never had an affair. Can you say the same?|
Jeeto: Yes, but not with such a straight face!
|Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go?|
Jeeto: I don't like to do anything that shall make him happy!