|Pinky to her mother, Jeeto, "What kind of husband should I look for?|
Jeeto: Dear, leave the husbands alone and look for a single man.
|Jeeto: I saw the most beautiful portrait at a store the other day.|
Preeto: Interesting. Which store was was it?
Jeeto: A hardware store.
Preeto: That's weird!
Jeeto: Not really, I realized pretty late that it's a mirror.
|Jeeto to Preeto, "What I am worried about is not my weight but my height".|
Preeto: That's weird. But still, why?
Jeeto: According to my weight, my height should be 8 feet and 7 inches!
|Preeto: Do you have a good memory for faces?|
Banta: Yes but why?
Preeto: I just broke your shaving mirror.
|Jeeto went to cash a cheque at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Can you identify yourself?"|
Looking puzzled, Jeeto dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. She glanced into it for a moment and then smiled, "Yes, it's me all right".
|Jeeto after reaching her destination told the cab driver, "Okay, here, here is good".|
Jeeto: How much is it?
Driver: 250 Rupees.
Then, after searching in her purse for a while, Jeeto said, "Could you please go back 500 meters? I have only 200 Rupees on me"!
|While on a holiday, Jeeto realized that she had forgotten a present for Santa's birthday.|
"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obedience".
Jeeto pondered that idea and then replied, "I'd rather buy you a gift".
|Jeeto texts Santa on a cold winter morning, "Windows frozen"! Santa texts back, "Pour some luke-warm water over it!"|
Jeeto texts back, "Computer completely f****d now!"
|Preeto: How do u know when kids start to grow up?|
Jeeto: Girls grow up when they start to put lipstick and boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
|A doctor was really pissed off by the constant visits of Jeeto who wanted to lose some of her excess weight. She never showed any results as she couldn't diet or follow the exercise plan.|
Jeeto: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?
Doctor: Cut your head off.