• The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding!
    The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding!
  • Wife: I got you these flowers to show you how I feel about you.</br>
Husband: Thanks, but I'm allergic to flowers.
Wife: That's the point!
    Wife: I got you these flowers to show you how I feel about you.
    Husband: Thanks, but I'm allergic to flowers. Wife: That's the point!
  • My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she's ever met.</br>
I'm not buying it!
    My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she's ever met.
    I'm not buying it!
  • My wife is a strong woman. She can throw a can at me from 10 meters!
    My wife is a strong woman. She can throw a can at me from 10 meters!
  • Marriage is for those people who think life is easy and want to level up the difficulty level from easy to super hard!
  • Wife: Sweetheart, you want to come to the bed?<br/>
Me: Oh yes!<br/>
Wife: I was talking to the dog!
    Wife: Sweetheart, you want to come to the bed?
    Me: Oh yes!
    Wife: I was talking to the dog!
  • My wife specializes in Sighcology!
    My wife specializes in Sighcology!
  • I once dated a condemned witch.</br>
There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she's just an old flame!
    I once dated a condemned witch.
    There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she's just an old flame!
  • According to my wife, the top three reasons why she likes me:<br/><br/>

1. I'm humorous<br/>

2. I'm handsome<br/>

3. She has bad taste
    According to my wife, the top three reasons why she likes me:

    1. I'm humorous
    2. I'm handsome
    3. She has bad taste
  • A husband becomes suspicious when his wife is suddenly sad. A wife becomes suspicious when her husband is suddenly happy!
    A husband becomes suspicious when his wife is suddenly sad. A wife becomes suspicious when her husband is suddenly happy!