• Winning an argument with your wife is like winning a trip to Afghanistan. No need to get too excited!
    Winning an argument with your wife is like winning a trip to Afghanistan. No need to get too excited!
  • Husband knocked on the door.</br>
Wife: Who's that?</br>
Husband: I'm the one you desire the most.</br></br>

Wife: But I didn't order pizza!
    Husband knocked on the door.
    Wife: Who's that?
    Husband: I'm the one you desire the most.

    Wife: But I didn't order pizza!
  • My wife asked me to do that thing she likes tonight.</br>
So I'll be cleaning both bathrooms and ordering her take-out!
    My wife asked me to do that thing she likes tonight.
    So I'll be cleaning both bathrooms and ordering her take-out!
  • Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband.</br>
Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine!
    Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband.
    Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine!
  • I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt!
    I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt!
  • Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost.</br></br>

That explains everything!
    Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost.

    That explains everything!
  • My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say!
    My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say!
  • Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner?</br>
Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later!
    Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner?
    Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later!
  • Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!
    Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!
  • What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live?<br/>

Wedding Cake!
    What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live?
    Wedding Cake!