• Wife: What's that weird sound?<br/>
Husband: It's the car seat belt alarm.<br/>
Wife: It's been beeping for 10 minutes now. How can you ignore such an annoying sound for so long?<br/>
Husband: All these years of marriage trained me to do so!
    Wife: What's that weird sound?
    Husband: It's the car seat belt alarm.
    Wife: It's been beeping for 10 minutes now. How can you ignore such an annoying sound for so long?
    Husband: All these years of marriage trained me to do so!
  • Wife: Why can't you wear a mask?<br/>
Husband: But I'm not going anywhere.<br/>
Wife: I know. I'm just really tired of your face!
    Wife: Why can't you wear a mask?
    Husband: But I'm not going anywhere.
    Wife: I know. I'm just really tired of your face!
  • Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.<br/>

What a wonderful caring woman!
    Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.
    What a wonderful caring woman!
  • I told my wife that she forgot to switch off the lights in the kitchen last night.<br/>
In response, she gave me a chronological listing of all the wrong things I did in the last 10 years.<br/>
When will I learn?
    I told my wife that she forgot to switch off the lights in the kitchen last night.
    In response, she gave me a chronological listing of all the wrong things I did in the last 10 years.
    When will I learn?
  • Working from home:<br/>
My wife filed a harassment complaint against me to my office HR!
    Working from home:
    My wife filed a harassment complaint against me to my office HR!
  • My wife is so confusing.<br/>
First she told me to be myself and then she told me to stop being an idiot!
    My wife is so confusing.
    First she told me to be myself and then she told me to stop being an idiot!
  • Saw a flying saucer today.<br/>
It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me!
    Saw a flying saucer today.
    It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me!
  • 90% of being a good husband is knowing when to apologize!
    90% of being a good husband is knowing when to apologize!
  • Minimum 6 ft distance<br/>
No hugging<br/>
No kissing<br/>

So basically, Coronavirus situation is like marriage. But with a cough!
    Minimum 6 ft distance
    No hugging
    No kissing
    So basically, Coronavirus situation is like marriage. But with a cough!
  • To all the wives who said, `You don't spend enough time with me.`<br/>
Bhagwaan Se Maafi Maang Lo!
    To all the wives who said, "You don't spend enough time with me."
    Bhagwaan Se Maafi Maang Lo!