|The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding!|
|Wife: I got you these flowers to show you how I feel about you. Husband: Thanks, but I'm allergic to flowers. Wife: That's the point!|
|My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she's ever met. I'm not buying it!|
|My wife is a strong woman. She can throw a can at me from 10 meters!|
|Marriage is for those people who think life is easy and want to level up the difficulty level from easy to super hard!|
|Wife: Sweetheart, you want to come to the bed?|
Me: Oh yes!
Wife: I was talking to the dog!
|My wife specializes in Sighcology!|
|I once dated a condemned witch. There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she's just an old flame!|
|According to my wife, the top three reasons why she likes me:|
1. I'm humorous
2. I'm handsome
3. She has bad taste
|A husband becomes suspicious when his wife is suddenly sad. A wife becomes suspicious when her husband is suddenly happy!|