|I begin every day by looking at my wife's beautiful eyes and telling her that she's right and I'm sorry!|
|My wife isn't always right. But when she is, it's usually all the time!|
|Golden rules for a happy married life:|
1. Keep quiet when your wife is talking.
2. Don't talk when your wife is quiet!
|Vaali is one of the most powerful characters in the Ramayana. Vaali had a boon. Whoever fought with him, half of his power went to Vaali. In the Kaliyuga as well, whoever fights with the wife, half of his power goes to the wife.|
That is why the wife is called 'Ghar Vaali'!
|Wife: I had a terrible day.|
Me: Ok let's talk about it.
Wife: Please no, I don't want to make it more terrible!
|My wife and I decided to split our Christmas spending budget in a mutually beneficial manner.|
She gets to spend 90% and I can spend the remaining 10%!
|Top three things husbands tell:|
(3) I wasn't looking at that girl
(2) No, you're not looking fat
(1) I'm sorry
|All these years of dealing with women made me understand that one should never piss off a woman when she's angry or peaceful or alive!|
|According to WebMD, my wife is sick of me again!|
|Honey, when I said I'd do anything for you, I meant things like fighting a war or taking a bullet and not cleaning the bathroom and doing the dishes!|