|Pro Tip for Men:|
When your wife is mopping the floor, don't ask her why the lunch is late!
|My wife has answers to all my questions, I don't even have to ask!|
|Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags!|
|Long ago, I proposed to my wife by asking her to marry me and make me the happiest man in the world.|
She said she cannot do both at the same time.
And I thought it was a joke!
|Wife: There are rumors that there'll be a lockdown again soon. It's better you stock up some alcohol.|
Husband: Awww, so you really care about me.
Wife: No it's for me, I need alcohol to survive another lockdown with you!
|My wife just walked out of the store with many shopping bags without even noticing me standing here.|
I think I need to write "75% off" on my T-shirt to get her attention!
|One of the greatest benefits of marriage is that you are told immediately about all the things you do wrong!|
|My wife has made me learn so many wonderful things in life.|
For example, you can easily spend 4 hours shopping for a dress that your wife wants to wear for her friend's wedding!
|A couple dies in a car crash. The husband becomes a Bhoot. The Wife becomes a Chudail. They both find each other again after some time.|
Wife: Kitne Different Lag Rahe Ho Bhoot Ban Kar.
Husband: Pagli, Tu Bilkul Nahi Badli!
|When a woman replies with 'OK' as a message,|
Read through the last 200 messages you've sent to her and find your mistake!