|Wife: What's that weird sound?|
Husband: It's the car seat belt alarm.
Wife: It's been beeping for 10 minutes now. How can you ignore such an annoying sound for so long?
Husband: All these years of marriage trained me to do so!
|Wife: Why can't you wear a mask?|
Husband: But I'm not going anywhere.
Wife: I know. I'm just really tired of your face!
|Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.|
What a wonderful caring woman!
|I told my wife that she forgot to switch off the lights in the kitchen last night.|
In response, she gave me a chronological listing of all the wrong things I did in the last 10 years.
When will I learn?
|Working from home:|
My wife filed a harassment complaint against me to my office HR!
|My wife is so confusing.|
First she told me to be myself and then she told me to stop being an idiot!
|Saw a flying saucer today.|
It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me!
|90% of being a good husband is knowing when to apologize!|
|Minimum 6 ft distance|
So basically, Coronavirus situation is like marriage. But with a cough!
|To all the wives who said, "You don't spend enough time with me."|
Bhagwaan Se Maafi Maang Lo!