|Marriage is a wonderful institution where a simple sigh can turn into an argument of catastrophic proportion!|
|Before marriage: We'll share everything we have with each other.|
After marriage: Don't add your favorite movies to my Netflix watch list!
|Wife: Alexa, where is my husband?|
Alexa: Khey Khaanda Hona Kite!
|Wife: Suppose you hit the jackpot of 1 million in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands a ransom of 1 million. What will you do? Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day!|
|Tip for husbands: When your wife's suddenly silent, you should listen to her silence very carefully. It could save your life!|
|When your wife asks you why you're late, never say "Why don't you Google it?". I learned it the hard way, sleeping again on the couch tonight!|
|I texted my wife "No one like you". But autocorrect changed it to "No one likes you". This could be my last message!|
|The Meghan and Harry story teaches us that you can be the son of a Princess and the grandson of a Queen... but in the end, you have to do what your wife says!|
|1st year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called romance. 10th year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called self-defense!|
|Husband: You know, the female black widow spider kills the male spider after mating. I don't understand why. Wife: I'm pretty sure it's to stop the male from snoring before it starts!|