• Marriage is a wonderful institution where a simple sigh can turn into an argument of catastrophic proportion!
    Marriage is a wonderful institution where a simple sigh can turn into an argument of catastrophic proportion!
  • Before marriage: We'll share everything we have with each other.<br/>
After marriage: Don't add your favorite movies to my Netflix watch list!
    Before marriage: We'll share everything we have with each other.
    After marriage: Don't add your favorite movies to my Netflix watch list!
  • Wife: Alexa, where is my husband?<br/>
Alexa: Khey Khaanda Hona Kite!
    Wife: Alexa, where is my husband?
    Alexa: Khey Khaanda Hona Kite!
  • Wife: Suppose you hit the jackpot of 1 million in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands a ransom of 1 million. What will you do?</br>
Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day!
    Wife: Suppose you hit the jackpot of 1 million in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands a ransom of 1 million. What will you do?
    Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day!
  • Tip for husbands:</br>
When your wife's suddenly silent, you should listen to her silence very carefully. It could save your life!
    Tip for husbands:
    When your wife's suddenly silent, you should listen to her silence very carefully. It could save your life!
  • When your wife asks you why you're late, never say `Why don't you Google it?`.</br>
I learned it the hard way, sleeping again on the couch tonight!
    When your wife asks you why you're late, never say "Why don't you Google it?".
    I learned it the hard way, sleeping again on the couch tonight!
  • I texted my wife `No one like you`. But autocorrect changed it to `No one likes you`.</br>
This could be my last message!
    I texted my wife "No one like you". But autocorrect changed it to "No one likes you".
    This could be my last message!
  • The Meghan and Harry story teaches us that you can be the son of a Princess and the grandson of a Queen...</br>
but in the end, you have to do what your wife says!
    The Meghan and Harry story teaches us that you can be the son of a Princess and the grandson of a Queen...
    but in the end, you have to do what your wife says!
  • 1st year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called romance.</br>
10th year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called self-defense!
    1st year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called romance.
    10th year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called self-defense!
  • Husband: You know, the female black widow spider kills the male spider after mating. I don't understand why.</br>
Wife: I'm pretty sure it's to stop the male from snoring before it starts!
    Husband: You know, the female black widow spider kills the male spider after mating. I don't understand why.
    Wife: I'm pretty sure it's to stop the male from snoring before it starts!