• Interviewer: We are looking for someone who can do the work of two men.<br/>
Female Candidate: Oh, so it's only a Part-Time job?
    Interviewer: We are looking for someone who can do the work of two men.
    Female Candidate: Oh, so it's only a Part-Time job?
  • Dear Women,<br/>
Men are like roses, you need to watch out for the pricks before you choose one!
    Dear Women,
    Men are like roses, you need to watch out for the pricks before you choose one!
  • God created men to suffer.<br/>
And He created women to make sure!
    God created men to suffer.
    And He created women to make sure!
  • Dear men,<br/>
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman. She'll definitely listen to that!
    Dear men,
    If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman. She'll definitely listen to that!
  • If women treat men with the same patience, care and attention they have while applying eyeliner, the world would be a better place!
    If women treat men with the same patience, care and attention they have while applying eyeliner, the world would be a better place!
  • I finally understood what women want from men:<br/>
Women want men who know what they know before they know they do not want what they know they don't want.<br/>
Simple!
    I finally understood what women want from men:
    Women want men who know what they know before they know they do not want what they know they don't want.
    Simple!
  • It's called `man-hours` because a woman would have done it in a matter of minutes!
    It's called "man-hours" because a woman would have done it in a matter of minutes!
  • No man knows more about women than I do.<br/>
And I know nothing!
    No man knows more about women than I do.
    And I know nothing!
  • Snoring is God's way to ensure that women hate their husbands even when they're sleeping!
    Snoring is God's way to ensure that women hate their husbands even when they're sleeping!
  • Dear Men,<br/>
Never underestimate your wife's ability to find something wrong with you at any time!
    Dear Men,
    Never underestimate your wife's ability to find something wrong with you at any time!