|Interviewer: We are looking for someone who can do the work of two men.|
Female Candidate: Oh, so it's only a Part-Time job?
Men are like roses, you need to watch out for the pricks before you choose one!
|God created men to suffer.|
And He created women to make sure!
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman. She'll definitely listen to that!
|If women treat men with the same patience, care and attention they have while applying eyeliner, the world would be a better place!|
|I finally understood what women want from men:|
Women want men who know what they know before they know they do not want what they know they don't want.
|It's called "man-hours" because a woman would have done it in a matter of minutes!|
|No man knows more about women than I do.|
And I know nothing!
|Snoring is God's way to ensure that women hate their husbands even when they're sleeping!|
Never underestimate your wife's ability to find something wrong with you at any time!