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Dear Men,
If you see your wife eating ice cream straight from the tub, don't ask her if she's okay. I learned this the hard way today! -
Husband (romantically): I don't need dinner tonight, you look like a full course meal.
Wife: Are you calling me fat?
Moral: Women are difficult to understand! -
My wife and I have a severe cold.
Only difference is that she has completed all chores, dropped the kids to school and now going out for grocery shopping, while I'm lying on the bed dying! -
A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius! -
Some people know nothing about women. Those people are called men! -
Dear Men,
If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You are never going to find what she wants! -
Women use cuddling as a trap.
They'll cuddle you for some time and then say "I have a question honey and don't lie"! -
Why M is straight and W is the opposite way?
Because Men think straight and Women think in the opposite way! -
Men are a living proof that women can handle anything! -
Men have opinions, women have advice!