If you see your wife eating ice cream straight from the tub, don't ask her if she's okay. I learned this the hard way today!
|Husband (romantically): I don't need dinner tonight, you look like a full course meal.|
Wife: Are you calling me fat?
Moral: Women are difficult to understand!
|My wife and I have a severe cold.|
Only difference is that she has completed all chores, dropped the kids to school and now going out for grocery shopping, while I'm lying on the bed dying!
|A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius!|
|Some people know nothing about women. Those people are called men!|
If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You are never going to find what she wants!
|Women use cuddling as a trap.|
They'll cuddle you for some time and then say "I have a question honey and don't lie"!
|Why M is straight and W is the opposite way?|
Because Men think straight and Women think in the opposite way!
|Men are a living proof that women can handle anything!|
|Men have opinions, women have advice!|