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Interviewer: We are looking for someone who can do the work of two men.
Female Candidate: Oh, so it's only a Part-Time job? -
Dear Women,
Men are like roses, you need to watch out for the pricks before you choose one! -
God created men to suffer.
And He created women to make sure! -
Dear men,
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman. She'll definitely listen to that! -
If women treat men with the same patience, care and attention they have while applying eyeliner, the world would be a better place! -
I finally understood what women want from men:
Women want men who know what they know before they know they do not want what they know they don't want.
Simple! -
It's called "man-hours" because a woman would have done it in a matter of minutes! -
No man knows more about women than I do.
And I know nothing! -
Snoring is God's way to ensure that women hate their husbands even when they're sleeping! -
Dear Men,
Never underestimate your wife's ability to find something wrong with you at any time!