|Men are a living proof that women can handle anything!|
|Men have opinions, women have advice!|
Hear us say the opposite of what we mean, which means you better do what we meant and not what we said.
|Men look at a woman's behind and go, "Wow, what an ass!"|
Women look at a man's face and think the same thing!
|Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.|
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!
|A man's face is his autobiography;|
a woman's face is her fiction!
|A woman's silence is...|
golden opportunity for the man to either apologize or run as fast... and as far as he can, because she is probably plotting a murder!
|Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.|
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
|For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.|
It doesn't listen to anything!
|If you believe only women gossip about each other, try praising one guy in front of another!|