|What did one illegal immigrant say to an Indian Muslim in the hotel?|
The bill is on me!
|Earlier it uses to buy onions.|
Now it's only bye onions!
|BJP wins the UK.|
(Boris Johnson Party)!
|CAB explained in a very simple terms:|
Government wants Sunny Leone to be the citizen of India but not Mia Khalifa!
|Indian justice system explained.|
If the rapist is poor, kill him.
If rapist is influential, kill the victim!
|Toothpaste Mein Namak Ho Gaya Purana,|
Ab Kya Aapke Khaane Mein Pyaaz Hai?
|The fall of Maharashtra govt. is simply because of gravity and Newton is responsible for it!|
|After it's one night stand with Ajit Pawar, BJP is now pregnant with embarrassment!|
|Why do they call it horse-trading when they actually trade donkeys!|
|SC to allow BJP to form government in Maharashtra.|
Opposition to be given 5 acres of land to form Govt. elsewhere!