|Successfully completed an online Rafale fighter training course of 32 hours on Indian news channels!|
|After a long journey of 8500 kms, the Rafale jets finally reached Ambala Airbase yesterday.
Today the jets will be flown to Chandigarh, Sector 28 market, taken to fit extra accessories like rubber floor mats, dark tinted film, Pioneer Deck with 1 Subwoofer, 2 speakers & 2 Tweeters, Mud Flaps, Air Freshener, Reverse horn and a small silver idol of Modi on the dashboard. Phew!
|Corona Virus symptoms basically are the same feelings you get when your wife is checking your phone.|
Difficulty in breathing
And when you are asked a question the dry cough starts!
|Kolkata is witnessing two days lockdown in a week and every week the days are changing.|
This is a masterstroke by Didi - every week the authorities will keep changing the lockdown days so that virus will not be able to guess which two days to attack.
This is going to break the morale of the virus!
|If we continue wearing masks for more than 4-5 years, our future kids will think that mouth is a private part!|
|Corona will end when women start accepting their mistakes!|
|How to be rich:|
1. Join Congress
2. Let BJP buy you
|People who started a fake SBI branch in Tamil Nadu have been arrested.|
What caused the suspicion was the decent behaviour of the staff!
|Napolean was born in Nepal.|
His real name was Nepalian.
#NepalPm #Ayodhya #LordRama #KPSharmaOli
|Trump: Kya Hua Bhai, Tumhara India Se Matter Solve Hua?|
Xi Jinping: Pata Nahi, Abhi Amitabh Bachchan Ko Corona Hua Hai, Indian Media Wahan Busy Hai, Amitabh Sir Theek Ho Jayein Fir Dekhte Hain!