Christmas Special: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! |
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans! |
What vegetables do librarians like? Quiet peas! |
Which part of the body is the last to work, once you die? Pupils, they dilate! |
What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? The Wurst Kase scenario! |
When a grasshopper tells a bad joke, does it only hear crickets? |
What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller! |
My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at Chess! |
I tried to read a book today on the history of Sellotape, but I couldn't find the beginning! |
Don't spell part backward. It's a trap! |