• Don't spell part backward.<br/>
It's a trap!
    Don't spell part backward.
    It's a trap!
  • For my next trick, I will eat a musical instrument in a bread bap.<br/>
Drum roll please!
    For my next trick, I will eat a musical instrument in a bread bap.
    Drum roll please!
  • Why are obtuse angles so depressed?<br/>
Because they are never right!
    Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
    Because they are never right!
  • Lost another audio-book.<br/>
I'll never hear the end of it!
    Lost another audio-book.
    I'll never hear the end of it!
  • I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.<br/>
It's a small scale operation!
    I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
    It's a small scale operation!
  • What did the buffalo say to his son at school dropoff?<br/>
Bison!
    What did the buffalo say to his son at school dropoff?
    Bison!
  • Why don't owls go on dates when it's raining?<br/>
Because it's too wet to woo!
    Why don't owls go on dates when it's raining?
    Because it's too wet to woo!
  • What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?<br/>
Eggrolls!
    What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?
    Eggrolls!
  • Why does nobody talk to circles?<br/>
Because there is no point!
    Why does nobody talk to circles?
    Because there is no point!
  • The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.<br/>
There will be no coffin at his funeral!
    The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
    There will be no coffin at his funeral!