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  • Christmas Special:<br/> What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?<br/> Frostbite!
    Christmas Special:
    What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
    Frostbite!
    One-liners
  • Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?<br/> Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans!
    Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
    Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans!
    One-liners / Funny
  • What vegetables do librarians like?<br/> Quiet peas!
    What vegetables do librarians like?
    Quiet peas!
    One-liners
  • Which part of the body is the last to work, once you die?<br/> Pupils, they dilate!
    Which part of the body is the last to work, once you die?
    Pupils, they dilate!
    One-liners
  • What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?<br/> The Wurst Kase scenario!
    What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
    The Wurst Kase scenario!
    One-liners
  • When a grasshopper tells a bad joke, does it only hear crickets?
    When a grasshopper tells a bad joke, does it only hear crickets?
    One-liners
  • What do you call a fat psychic?<br/> A four-chin teller!
    What do you call a fat psychic?
    A four-chin teller!
    One-liners
  • My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at Chess!
    My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at Chess!
    One-liners
  • I tried to read a book today on the history of Sellotape, but I couldn't find the beginning!
    I tried to read a book today on the history of Sellotape, but I couldn't find the beginning!
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  • Don't spell part backward.<br/> It's a trap!
    Don't spell part backward.
    It's a trap!
    One-liners
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