• Christmas Special:<br/>
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?<br/>
Frostbite!
    Christmas Special:
    What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
    Frostbite!
  • Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?<br/>
Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans!
    Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
    Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans!
  • What vegetables do librarians like?<br/>
Quiet peas!
    What vegetables do librarians like?
    Quiet peas!
  • Which part of the body is the last to work, once you die?<br/>
Pupils, they dilate!
    Which part of the body is the last to work, once you die?
    Pupils, they dilate!
  • What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?<br/>
The Wurst Kase scenario!
    What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
    The Wurst Kase scenario!
  • When a grasshopper tells a bad joke, does it only hear crickets?
    When a grasshopper tells a bad joke, does it only hear crickets?
  • What do you call a fat psychic?<br/>
A four-chin teller!
    What do you call a fat psychic?
    A four-chin teller!
  • My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at Chess!
    My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at Chess!
  • I tried to read a book today on the history of Sellotape, but I couldn't find the beginning!
    I tried to read a book today on the history of Sellotape, but I couldn't find the beginning!
  • Don't spell part backward.<br/>
It's a trap!
    Don't spell part backward.
    It's a trap!