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  • Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?<br/> Because he would have to convert!
    Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?
    Because he would have to convert!
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  • People say being a waiter is a bad job.</br></br> ...but, hey, it puts food on the table!
    People say being a waiter is a bad job.

    ...but, hey, it puts food on the table!
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  • What did the computer say to the other after a 16-hour car ride?</br> `Damn that was a hard drive!`
    What did the computer say to the other after a 16-hour car ride?
    "Damn that was a hard drive!"
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  • What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?<br/> A Barbercue!
    What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
    A Barbercue!
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  • What do you call a ghost chicken?<br/> A poultry-geist!
    What do you call a ghost chicken?
    A poultry-geist!
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  • I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread.</br> But they had naan!
    I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread.
    But they had naan!
    One-liners / Funny
  • What would you call a walking mosquito?<br/> An itch-hiker!
    What would you call a walking mosquito?
    An itch-hiker!
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  • Christmas Special:<br/> What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?<br/> Frostbite!
    Christmas Special:
    What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
    Frostbite!
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  • Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?<br/> Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans!
    Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
    Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans!
    One-liners / Funny
  • What vegetables do librarians like?<br/> Quiet peas!
    What vegetables do librarians like?
    Quiet peas!
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