|Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?|
Because he would have to convert!
|People say being a waiter is a bad job. ...but, hey, it puts food on the table!|
|What did the computer say to the other after a 16-hour car ride? "Damn that was a hard drive!"|
|What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?|
|What do you call a ghost chicken?|
|I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread. But they had naan!|
|What would you call a walking mosquito?|
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
|Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?|
Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans!
|What vegetables do librarians like?|