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Don't spell part backward.
It's a trap! -
For my next trick, I will eat a musical instrument in a bread bap.
Drum roll please! -
Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
Because they are never right! -
Lost another audio-book.
I'll never hear the end of it! -
I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
It's a small scale operation! -
What did the buffalo say to his son at school dropoff?
Bison! -
Why don't owls go on dates when it's raining?
Because it's too wet to woo! -
What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?
Eggrolls! -
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is no point! -
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral!