• Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?<br/>
Because he would have to convert!
    Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?
    Because he would have to convert!
  • People say being a waiter is a bad job.</br></br>

...but, hey, it puts food on the table!
    People say being a waiter is a bad job.

    ...but, hey, it puts food on the table!
  • What did the computer say to the other after a 16-hour car ride?</br>
`Damn that was a hard drive!`
    What did the computer say to the other after a 16-hour car ride?
    "Damn that was a hard drive!"
  • What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?<br/>
A Barbercue!
    What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
    A Barbercue!
  • What do you call a ghost chicken?<br/>
A poultry-geist!
    What do you call a ghost chicken?
    A poultry-geist!
  • I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread.</br>
But they had naan!
    I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread.
    But they had naan!
  • What would you call a walking mosquito?<br/>
An itch-hiker!
    What would you call a walking mosquito?
    An itch-hiker!
  • Christmas Special:<br/>
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?<br/>
Frostbite!
    Christmas Special:
    What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
    Frostbite!
  • Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?<br/>
Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans!
    Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
    Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans!
  • What vegetables do librarians like?<br/>
Quiet peas!
    What vegetables do librarians like?
    Quiet peas!