• Teacher: What is 4000 converted into Roman Numerals?</br>
Pappu: Mmmm...</br>
Teacher: Well done boy!
    Teacher: What is 4000 converted into Roman Numerals?
    Pappu: Mmmm...
    Teacher: Well done boy!
  • 
Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru?</br>
Pappu: Sir, he was 'responsible'!
    Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru?
    Pappu: Sir, he was 'responsible'!
  • Jeeto: Why are your grades so bad?<br/>
Pappu: Bad things happen to good people, mom.
    Jeeto: Why are your grades so bad?
    Pappu: Bad things happen to good people, mom.
  • Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an 'I'.<br/>
Pappu: I is the...<br/>
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I'. Always put 'am' after an 'I'.<br/>
Pappu: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!
    Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an 'I'.
    Pappu: I is the...
    Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I'. Always put 'am' after an 'I'.
    Pappu: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!
  • Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?<br/>
Pappu: Zebra.<br/>
Teacher: Why Zebra?<br/>
Pappu: Because it's black & white!
    Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
    Pappu: Zebra.
    Teacher: Why Zebra?
    Pappu: Because it's black & white!
  • Teacher: Why is your paper blank?<br/>
Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
    Teacher: Why is your paper blank?
    Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
  • Interviewer: It's written in your resume that you went to IIT.<br/>
Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha!
    Interviewer: It's written in your resume that you went to IIT.
    Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha!
  • Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?<br/>
Pappu: I get up early!
    Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?
    Pappu: I get up early!
  • Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate?<br/>
Bunty: Kyun?<br/>
Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain!
    Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate?
    Bunty: Kyun?
    Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain!
  • Teacher: Gaali Dete Hue Sharam Nahi Aati?<br/>
Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun!
    Teacher: Gaali Dete Hue Sharam Nahi Aati?
    Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun!