|Teacher: What is the opposite of antibiotic?|
|Teacher: What do you know about atoms?|
Pappu: Very little!
|Pappu: Do you still have any feelings for me?|
Ex-Girlfriend: Yes, I do.
Pappu: Awww, thank you.
Ex-Girlfriend: But those are all negative feelings!
|Guy: Aapka Maal Pahunch Gaya Hai.|
Pappu: Point Pe Deliver Kar Do Aur Dekhna Police Se Bachke.
Guy: Bhiyaa Flipkart Se Bol Raha Hun.
Pappu: Toh Maal Kya Hota Hai Be?
|Genuine doubt - After the online class:|
Teacher: If there is any doubt, you can ask?
Pappu: Ma'am, that fellow who brought your tea, is he your husband?
|Girl: I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend.|
Pappu: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number!
|Pappu: Papa, Yeh Mard Kaun Hota Hai?|
Santa: Jo Insaan Poore Ghar Mein Apni Hukumat Chalaye.
Pappu: Papa Main Bhi Bada Hokar Mummy Ki Tarah Mard Banuga!
|Teacher: Why are you late?|
Pappu: Yesterday we ate the rooster that used to wake me up!
|Pappu: I want to be a billionaire like my uncle.|
Bunty: Your uncle is a billionaire?
Pappu: He wants to be a billionaire too!
|Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe Zindagi Mein Aage Badhne Ke.|
Pappu: I am asymptomatic!