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Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti! -
Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?
Pappu: Quarantine.
Teacher: How?
Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart! -
Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.
Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai! -
Girlfriend: What is more important to you, food or her love?
Pappu: Sorry, I don't like talking while eating! -
Bunty: Yaar, Yeh Shaadi Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Pappu: Dhoom Dhaam Se Khud Ki Supari Dena! -
Girl: What do you do?
Pappu: I race cars.
Girl: Do you win many races?
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster! -
Bunty: True love always comes back.
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding! -
Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?
Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda! -
Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back! -
Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!