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Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.
Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai! -
Girlfriend: What is more important to you, food or her love?
Pappu: Sorry, I don't like talking while eating! -
Bunty: Yaar, Yeh Shaadi Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Pappu: Dhoom Dhaam Se Khud Ki Supari Dena! -
Girl: What do you do?
Pappu: I race cars.
Girl: Do you win many races?
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster! -
Bunty: True love always comes back.
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding! -
Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?
Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda! -
Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back! -
Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good! -
Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?
Pappu: Kyun?
Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.
Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya? -
Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.
Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya?