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Teacher: Why is your paper blank?
Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer! -
Interviewer: It's written in your resume that you went to IIT.
Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha! -
Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?
Pappu: I get up early! -
Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate?
Bunty: Kyun?
Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain! -
Teacher: Gaali Dete Hue Sharam Nahi Aati?
Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun! -
Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt.
Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Godly status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, dad, kindly enlighten me: Should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life! -
Pappu: Do you know what comes after the USA?
Teacher: What?
Pappu: USB! -
Bunty: Cow Ghaas Kyon Khaati Hai?
Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota! -
Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe, Jeevan Mein Aage Badhne Ke.
Pappu: I am asymptomatic! -
Teacher: You have 500 rupees, your friend messages you and asks 200 rupees, and your girlfriend messages you and asks 300 rupees. How much you have left?
Pappu: 500 rupees and 2 unread messages!