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Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back! -
Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good! -
Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?
Pappu: Kyun?
Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.
Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya? -
Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.
Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya? -
Teacher: What is a noun?
Pappu: A noun is somebody living in a convent! -
Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have ₹ 2000/- in one pocket & ₹ 2000/- in another pocket, what would you think?
Pappu: Oh Main Kite Apne Peyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Pa Layi! -
Pappu: What do you think of 35A?
Girlfriend: That's not my size. Whose size is that... who is that bitch?
Pappu: Galti Ho Gayi Meri Maa... Maaf Kar De! -
Pappu: You look like my wife.
Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?
Pappu: I'm not married yet! -
Pappu: Dad, would you like to save some money?
Santa: I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?
Pappu: Why don't you buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast! -
Pappu: Dad, where is mom?
Santa: In the kitchen. Why?
Pappu: The school sent this report to be signed by a parent.
Santa: Why I can't I sign it?
Pappu: The school said it has to be signed by a responsible adult!