Teacher: What is 4000 converted into Roman Numerals? Pappu: Mmmm... Teacher: Well done boy! |
Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? Pappu: Sir, he was 'responsible'! |
Jeeto: Why are your grades so bad? Pappu: Bad things happen to good people, mom. |
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an 'I'. Pappu: I is the... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I'. Always put 'am' after an 'I'. Pappu: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet! |
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world? Pappu: Zebra. Teacher: Why Zebra? Pappu: Because it's black & white! |
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer! |
Interviewer: It's written in your resume that you went to IIT. Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha! |
Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things? Pappu: I get up early! |
Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate? Bunty: Kyun? Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain! |
Teacher: Gaali Dete Hue Sharam Nahi Aati? Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun! |