|Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.|
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
|Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?|
Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!
|Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.|
Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai!
|Girlfriend: What is more important to you, food or her love?|
Pappu: Sorry, I don't like talking while eating!
|Bunty: Yaar, Yeh Shaadi Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?|
Pappu: Dhoom Dhaam Se Khud Ki Supari Dena!
|Girl: What do you do?|
Pappu: I race cars.
Girl: Do you win many races?
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster!
|Bunty: True love always comes back.|
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!
|Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?|
Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda!
|Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.|
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back!
|Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!|
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!