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Teacher: What is the opposite of antibiotic?
Pappu: Uncle-biotic! -
Teacher: What do you know about atoms?
Pappu: Very little! -
Pappu: Do you still have any feelings for me?
Ex-Girlfriend: Yes, I do.
Pappu: Awww, thank you.
Ex-Girlfriend: But those are all negative feelings! -
Guy: Aapka Maal Pahunch Gaya Hai.
Pappu: Point Pe Deliver Kar Do Aur Dekhna Police Se Bachke.
Guy: Bhiyaa Flipkart Se Bol Raha Hun.
Pappu: Toh Maal Kya Hota Hai Be? -
Genuine doubt - After the online class:
Teacher: If there is any doubt, you can ask?
Pappu: Ma'am, that fellow who brought your tea, is he your husband? -
Girl: I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Pappu: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number! -
Pappu: Papa, Yeh Mard Kaun Hota Hai?
Santa: Jo Insaan Poore Ghar Mein Apni Hukumat Chalaye.
Pappu: Papa Main Bhi Bada Hokar Mummy Ki Tarah Mard Banuga! -
Teacher: Why are you late?
Pappu: Yesterday we ate the rooster that used to wake me up! -
Pappu: I want to be a billionaire like my uncle.
Bunty: Your uncle is a billionaire?
Pappu: He wants to be a billionaire too! -
Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe Zindagi Mein Aage Badhne Ke.
Pappu: I am asymptomatic!