|Teacher: What is 4000 converted into Roman Numerals? Pappu: Mmmm... Teacher: Well done boy!|
|Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? Pappu: Sir, he was 'responsible'!|
|Jeeto: Why are your grades so bad?|
Pappu: Bad things happen to good people, mom.
|Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an 'I'.|
Pappu: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I'. Always put 'am' after an 'I'.
Pappu: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!
|Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?|
Teacher: Why Zebra?
Pappu: Because it's black & white!
|Teacher: Why is your paper blank?|
Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
|Interviewer: It's written in your resume that you went to IIT.|
Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha!
|Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?|
Pappu: I get up early!
|Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate?|
Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain!
|Teacher: Gaali Dete Hue Sharam Nahi Aati?|
Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun!