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Teacher: What is 4000 converted into Roman Numerals? Pappu: Mmmm... Teacher: Well done boy! -
Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? Pappu: Sir, he was 'responsible'! -
Jeeto: Why are your grades so bad?
Pappu: Bad things happen to good people, mom. -
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an 'I'.
Pappu: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I'. Always put 'am' after an 'I'.
Pappu: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet! -
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Pappu: Zebra.
Teacher: Why Zebra?
Pappu: Because it's black & white! -
Teacher: Why is your paper blank?
Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer! -
Interviewer: It's written in your resume that you went to IIT.
Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha! -
Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?
Pappu: I get up early! -
Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate?
Bunty: Kyun?
Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain! -
Teacher: Gaali Dete Hue Sharam Nahi Aati?
Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun!