|Girl: Baby, my mom liked you. She said yes for marriage.|
Pappu: I only loved you and I only want to marry you. Tell your mom to forget me!
|Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?|
Pappu: Just sell it!
|Pappu: What is GPS?|
Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.
Pappu: So it's Mom?
|Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.|
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
|Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?|
Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!
|Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.|
Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai!
|Girlfriend: What is more important to you, food or her love?|
Pappu: Sorry, I don't like talking while eating!
|Bunty: Yaar, Yeh Shaadi Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?|
Pappu: Dhoom Dhaam Se Khud Ki Supari Dena!
|Girl: What do you do?|
Pappu: I race cars.
Girl: Do you win many races?
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster!
|Bunty: True love always comes back.|
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!