• Girl: Baby, my mom liked you. She said yes for marriage.<br/>
Pappu: I only loved you and I only want to marry you. Tell your mom to forget me!
    Girl: Baby, my mom liked you. She said yes for marriage.
    Pappu: I only loved you and I only want to marry you. Tell your mom to forget me!
  • Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: Just sell it!
    Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?
    Bunty: How?
    Pappu: Just sell it!
  • Pappu: What is GPS?<br/>
Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.<br/>
Pappu: So it's Mom?
    Pappu: What is GPS?
    Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.
    Pappu: So it's Mom?
  • Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.<br/>
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
    Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.
    Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
  • Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?<br/>
Pappu: Quarantine.<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!
    Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?
    Pappu: Quarantine.
    Teacher: How?
    Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!
  • Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.<br/>
Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai!
    Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.
    Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
    Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai!
  • Girlfriend: What is more important to you, food or her love?<br/>
Pappu: Sorry, I don't like talking while eating!
    Girlfriend: What is more important to you, food or her love?
    Pappu: Sorry, I don't like talking while eating!
  • Bunty: Yaar, Yeh Shaadi Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Dhoom Dhaam Se Khud Ki Supari Dena!
    Bunty: Yaar, Yeh Shaadi Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
    Pappu: Dhoom Dhaam Se Khud Ki Supari Dena!
  • Girl: What do you do?<br/>
Pappu: I race cars.<br/>
Girl: Do you win many races?<br/>
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster!
    Girl: What do you do?
    Pappu: I race cars.
    Girl: Do you win many races?
    Pappu: No, the cars are much faster!
  • Bunty: True love always comes back.<br/>
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!
    Bunty: True love always comes back.
    Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!