|Pappu: I read something the other day that made me piss myself.|
Bunty: What was it?
Pappu: It was a sign that said, "Bathroom closed"!
|Teacher: Who was Akbar?|
Pappu: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that?
Pappu: We have heard about Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Sohni-Mahiwal and even Romeo-Juliet who were all different gender couples; but Akbar-Birbal!
|Pappu: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?|
Jeeto: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.
|Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more.|
Bunty: So what did you do?
Pappu: I turned on the subtitles!
|Pappu: My girlfriend is like iPhone 6?|
Bunty: That's weird. We don't have anything beyond iPhone 5 in the market.
Pappu: Yeah! Mine is also still to be launched!
|Santa: What happened to your half-yearly result?|
Pappu: Dad, there's one good news and one bad news.
Santa: Good news first?
Pappu: I passed the exams.
Santa: And the bad news?
Pappu: The good news is wrong!
|Jeeto to her son, Pappu, "Did you put fresh water into the goldfish bowl?"|
Pappu: No, they haven't finished the old water yet!
|Pappu: I have been frantically looking for a girl called 'Gillette'.|
Pappu: I heard it on television, that she's the best a man can get!
|Pappu: My neighbours loved the music a lot, that I played last night.|
Bunty: How can you say that?
Pappu: When I turned it up, they invited the police to listen to it!
|One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - If I were a Manager!|
All the students began to write except Pappu. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
Pappu replied, "I am waiting for my secretary"!