• One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - If I were a Manager!
    All the students began to write except Pappu. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
    Pappu replied, "I am waiting for my secretary"!
  • Teacher: Why there are different types of blood group?<br />
Pappu: So that the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours!
    Teacher: Why there are different types of blood group?
    Pappu: So that the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours!
  • Santa: Look at neighbour's daughter, she got top position in her board exams.<br />
Pappu: I failed because I kept looking at her!
    Santa: Look at neighbour's daughter, she got top position in her board exams.
    Pappu: I failed because I kept looking at her!
  • The Art teacher gives the students an assignment in class.
    While inspecting she asked Pappu, "What have you drawn?"
    Pappu: That, Ma'm - is a cow grazing.
    Teacher: Where is the grass?
    Pappu: The cow has eaten it.
    Teacher: But where is the cow?
    Pappu: You don't suppose she'd be fool enough to stay there after she'd eaten all the grass, do you?
  • Pappu: Dad, tomorrow there's a small parent meeting in the school. You must come.<br />
Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL'?<br />
Pappu: Only you, me and the Principal!
    Pappu: Dad, tomorrow there's a small parent meeting in the school. You must come.
    Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL'?
    Pappu: Only you, me and the Principal!
  • Jeeto: What did your father say when you smashed the new car.
    Pappu: Shall I leave out the swear words?
    Jeeto: Yes, of course.
    Pappu: He didn't say a word!
  • Pappu: My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker.
    Bunty: Which girlfriend?
    Pappu: Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet!
  • Pappu: My girlfriend helps me to keep fit.<br />
Bunty: Quite interesting, But how?<br />
Pappu: Every time she mentions marriage. I run a mile!
    Pappu: My girlfriend helps me to keep fit.
    Bunty: Quite interesting, But how?
    Pappu: Every time she mentions marriage. I run a mile!
  • Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.<br />
Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
    Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.
    Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
  • Teacher: Do you have any brothers?<br />
Pappu: No. But my sister does!
    Teacher: Do you have any brothers?
    Pappu: No. But my sister does!