• Main iPhone 6 lena aa,
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    Je Kise Nu Kidney Chahidi Hove, Ta Dasyo!
  • Kissi Ne Mainu Pucheya - Whatsapp Group Ki Hunda Hai?
    Main Keha, "WhatsApp Group Railgaddi De Uss Bhare Hoye General Dabbe Di Tarah Hunda Hai Jiss Vich 'Padd' Koi Vi Maare Sunghna Sare Dabbe Nu Painda Hai!"
  • Meanwhile in Punjab:<br />
Doctor: Yeh Goli 'Tongue' ke Niche Rakhna.<br />
Santa: Kehdi Tang, Left ya Right?
    Meanwhile in Punjab:
    Doctor: Yeh Goli 'Tongue' ke Niche Rakhna.
    Santa: Kehdi Tang, Left ya Right?
  • Arrange Marriage means that you are walking and suddenly a snake bites;
    But Love Marriage means you go to the snake, and say "Ley Wadd Ley".
    Hunn Wadd Vi!
  • Punjabi Girl to her Bengali boyfriend in College: Main Kidan Lag Rahi Hain?
    Bengali Boyfriend: Bhalo!
    Girl: Aur Tu Bandar. Kutte... Kamine... Dafa Ho Ja!
  • Main Petrol Pump Aley Nu Keha 20 Da Tel Payi, Yaar.
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    Saala Aggo Kenda - 10 Hor Dedo Pump Ch Hissa Pva Dene Aa !
  • Jananiya De Drame Te 'Nike' De Pajame Saara Saal Chalde Ne!
    Jananiya De Drame Te 'Nike' De Pajame Saara Saal Chalde Ne!
  • When I Whatsapp and you read, we both think of each other. Do you know what that means?
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    Tussi vi Vehle te Assi vi Vehle!
  • Convent School de bachhe Zoo Vichh: Wow monkey is sleeping, don't disturb.
    Punjab Govt. School de bachhe: Oh Vekh, Tera Peo Suta Peya... Watta Mar Saale de!
  • Pendu Jawaak: Bapu, Main Ikk Billi Agge 2 Chuhe Rakhe... Billi Ne Ikk Kha Lea, Ikk Nahi.
    Peyu: O Kyon? Ik Plastic da Houga, Kanjra.
    Jawaak: Nahi Bapu. Ik Main Nakk Cho Kadeya Si!