|Bachha: Mummy Tu Ta Kehndi Si Ke Pari Udd-di Hundi Aa. Fir Apni Gwandan Aunty Kyun Ni Udd-di?|
Mummy: Ohnu Pari Kihne Keha?
Bachha: Daddy Kehnde Si.
Mummy: Lae Fir Puttar, Ajj Uddegi.. Ohh Naale Tera Peo Vi!
|Wife ko Pyaar Sey Gulaab Maarne Par Response:|
English speaking wife: You are really very naughty, Sweetheart!
Urdu speaking wife: Na Karo na, Jaanu!
Panjabi speaking wife: Banda Ban Ja, Kanjra!
|Pappu: Papa, mera padhayi vich dil ni lagda...Mera vyaah karwa deo.|
Santa: Marzi aa teri, Puttar... Inj rull ya unj rull!
|Vyaah Karoun Da Ik Fayda Ta Jaroor Hai...|
Paise Bhavein Lagg Jaande Ne... Par Saari Umar Di Cheej Ban Jaandi Hai!
|Teacher: Jurmana Maafi Di Arzi Likho.|
Pappu: Sir, Jurmana Kina Hai?
Teacher: 5 Rupae.
Pappu: Ah Lo 5 Rupae, Mere Bapu Ne Keha Hai Ke 5-10 Pichhe Kissi Kanjar Di Minnat Ni Karni
|A boy proposed to a girl, "I love you, I was in love with you from the 1st time I saw you. I can do anything for you. You're my first and the last wish. You're everything for me. I wish we marry and live happily ever after! Please don't say no to me. You're the love and my life.|
Girl: Veere! Mainu Angreji Ni Aundi!
|English Mother : Good night, dear!|
Hindi Mother: Shubh Ratri, Beta!
Punjabi Mother: So Ja Kuteya! Mobile Da Kheda Chadd De! Rakh De Apne Peo Nu Hun...
Phone Wali Maa Naal Svere Gala Kr Lei!
|Whatsapp Wali Ho Gayi Kudiye;|
Tu Bhul Gyi FB Wale Yaaran Nu;
Dukhaan Ne Tera Yaar Khaa Leya;
Jiven ELANTE Khaa Gya 17 Nu!