|Wife: Why can't you wear a mask?|
Husband: But I'm not going anywhere.
Wife: I know. I'm just really tired of your face!
|Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.|
What a wonderful caring woman!
|In these hours of lockdown, I request all my contacts to cut down on WhatsApp messages.|
I am unable to accomplish the tasks and they are being carried over to tomorrow.
And tomorrow never comes!
|We are not stuck at home.|
We are blessed to have a home!
|Ramayan, Mahabharat and Shaktiman on Doordarshan again:|
After Sanitizer, if someone else has gotten the job is 'Doordarshan'!
|Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW!|
|In all this COVID-19 madness, we forgot to evacuate two Indians from the UK...|
Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi!
"Cost of living" is not expensive.
It is the "Cost of Lifestyle" that is expensive!
|During these difficult times, it would be smart to put on jeans once in a while to make sure they still fit.|
Pyjamas and sweat pants will make you believe that all is well!
|I told my wife that she forgot to switch off the lights in the kitchen last night.|
In response, she gave me a chronological listing of all the wrong things I did in the last 10 years.
When will I learn?