• Anil Ambani: I have just 1 car.<br/>
UK Court: Which car?  <br/>
Anil Ambani: Modi Sar'car'!
    Anil Ambani: I have just 1 car.
    UK Court: Which car?
    Anil Ambani: Modi Sar'car'!
  • Taimur drew a straight line using Rangoli without using the scale.<br/>
Teacher: How's that possible?<br/>
Taimur: Sara Didi Ne Sikhaya!
    Taimur drew a straight line using Rangoli without using the scale.
    Teacher: How's that possible?
    Taimur: Sara Didi Ne Sikhaya!
  • What all these years of marriage taught me is that when your wife says `We need to talk`, you never get the opportunity to talk!
    What all these years of marriage taught me is that when your wife says `We need to talk`, you never get the opportunity to talk!
  • All Samsung officials are withdrawing their children from school, as the first thing children are being taught is...<br/>
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'A for Apple'!
    All Samsung officials are withdrawing their children from school, as the first thing children are being taught is...
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    'A for Apple'!
  • Wife: I'm a confident driver.<br/>
Husband: Eh? You hit a pedestrian today.<br/>
Wife: Yes, but confidently!
    Wife: I'm a confident driver.
    Husband: Eh? You hit a pedestrian today.
    Wife: Yes, but confidently!
  • More Bollywood celebrities to be tested for Co-weed 19!
    More Bollywood celebrities to be tested for Co-weed 19!
  • Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed and clean the whole house while she sleeps!
    Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed and clean the whole house while she sleeps!
  • If you erase all the mistakes of your past, you would also erase all the wisdom of your present. Remember the lesson and not the disappointment!
    If you erase all the mistakes of your past, you would also erase all the wisdom of your present. Remember the lesson and not the disappointment!
  • Bollywood Reforms:<br/>
In the 1970s - Villain to Heroine: Kya Maal Hai<br/>
In the 2020s - Heroine to Villain: Maal Hai Kya
    Bollywood Reforms:
    In the 1970s - Villain to Heroine: Kya Maal Hai
    In the 2020s - Heroine to Villain: Maal Hai Kya
  • Whenever my wife gets upset with me, I ensure to impress her later by displaying my hidden talents like mopping the floor, washing utensils, ironing clothes, etc!
    Whenever my wife gets upset with me, I ensure to impress her later by displaying my hidden talents like mopping the floor, washing utensils, ironing clothes, etc!