• Wife: I don't have enough words to explain how stupid you are.<br/>
My brain: She's kidding bro, just give her a minute!
    Wife: I don't have enough words to explain how stupid you are.
    My brain: She's kidding bro, just give her a minute!
  • Don't think Trump and Tandav Ka Season 2 Aayega!
    Don't think Trump and Tandav Ka Season 2 Aayega!
  • I thought my wife was in a bad mood. But it's been 15 years now. So I think this is how she is!
    I thought my wife was in a bad mood. But it's been 15 years now. So I think this is how she is!
  • If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me!
    If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me!
  • When life shuts a door... open it again.<br/>
It's a door. That's how it works!
    When life shuts a door... open it again.
    It's a door. That's how it works!
  • I always thought Calculus was the most difficult thing to understand. But then I got married and my wife came into my life!
    I always thought Calculus was the most difficult thing to understand. But then I got married and my wife came into my life!
  • This was the first year I didn't run a marathon because of Covid. I usually don't do it because I'm fat and lazy!
    This was the first year I didn't run a marathon because of Covid. I usually don't do it because I'm fat and lazy!
  • Sometimes my wife agrees with whatever I say just to see the confusion, fear & anxiety on my face. She finds it quite entertaining!
    Sometimes my wife agrees with whatever I say just to see the confusion, fear & anxiety on my face. She finds it quite entertaining!
  • I asked my wife if we should have an open relationship.<br/>
She smiled and said `Of course, first I'll push you out of that OPEN window and then organize an OPEN casket funeral for you. Is that okay?`
    I asked my wife if we should have an open relationship.
    She smiled and said `Of course, first I'll push you out of that OPEN window and then organize an OPEN casket funeral for you. Is that okay?`
  • Men, when your wife says she needs to have a word with you, it's never just a word. Be prepared!
    Men, when your wife says she needs to have a word with you, it's never just a word. Be prepared!