|Wife: I don't have enough words to explain how stupid you are.|
My brain: She's kidding bro, just give her a minute!
|Don't think Trump and Tandav Ka Season 2 Aayega!|
|I thought my wife was in a bad mood. But it's been 15 years now. So I think this is how she is!|
|If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me!|
|When life shuts a door... open it again.|
It's a door. That's how it works!
|I always thought Calculus was the most difficult thing to understand. But then I got married and my wife came into my life!|
|This was the first year I didn't run a marathon because of Covid. I usually don't do it because I'm fat and lazy!|
|Sometimes my wife agrees with whatever I say just to see the confusion, fear & anxiety on my face. She finds it quite entertaining!|
|I asked my wife if we should have an open relationship.|
She smiled and said `Of course, first I'll push you out of that OPEN window and then organize an OPEN casket funeral for you. Is that okay?`
|Men, when your wife says she needs to have a word with you, it's never just a word. Be prepared!|