|Wife's friend: Look, your husband is talking to a pretty girl.|
Wife: Let him, I want to see how long he can suck his stomach in!
|I told my wife that she looked sexy with those black fingernails.|
But she's not believing it and still thinks that I slammed the car door on her fingers deliberately!
|I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.|
If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!
|There are 2 types of horizontally-challenged girls:|
1. OMG! I'm looking so fat, I need dieting and gym.
2. Haan Toh Moti Hun, Kisi Ke Baap Ka Nahi Khaati Main!
|Everything happens for a reason. Don't question it, trust it!|
|Meghan Markle - the only woman in the world who married a prince and then made him a frog!|
|Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is it true?|
Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers!
|My 3 wishes:|
1. To earn money without working.
2. To love without being hurt!
3. To eat without getting fat!
|You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate...|
alcoholism, neglect and numerous damaging beahviours!
|When your wife says "I can't even tell you how upset I am with you right now", just wait for 3 seconds.|
And here we go!