|Anil Ambani: I have just 1 car.|
UK Court: Which car?
Anil Ambani: Modi Sar'car'!
|Taimur drew a straight line using Rangoli without using the scale.|
Teacher: How's that possible?
Taimur: Sara Didi Ne Sikhaya!
|What all these years of marriage taught me is that when your wife says `We need to talk`, you never get the opportunity to talk!|
|All Samsung officials are withdrawing their children from school, as the first thing children are being taught is...|
'A for Apple'!
|Wife: I'm a confident driver.|
Husband: Eh? You hit a pedestrian today.
Wife: Yes, but confidently!
|More Bollywood celebrities to be tested for Co-weed 19!|
|Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed and clean the whole house while she sleeps!|
|If you erase all the mistakes of your past, you would also erase all the wisdom of your present. Remember the lesson and not the disappointment!|
In the 1970s - Villain to Heroine: Kya Maal Hai
In the 2020s - Heroine to Villain: Maal Hai Kya
|Whenever my wife gets upset with me, I ensure to impress her later by displaying my hidden talents like mopping the floor, washing utensils, ironing clothes, etc!|