• Wife: Why can't you wear a mask?<br/>
Husband: But I'm not going anywhere.<br/>
Wife: I know. I'm just really tired of your face!
    Wife: Why can't you wear a mask?
    Husband: But I'm not going anywhere.
    Wife: I know. I'm just really tired of your face!
  • Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.<br/>

What a wonderful caring woman!
    Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.
    What a wonderful caring woman!
  • In these hours of lockdown, I request all my contacts to cut down on WhatsApp messages.<br/>
I am unable to accomplish the tasks and they are being carried over to tomorrow.<br/>
And tomorrow never comes!
    In these hours of lockdown, I request all my contacts to cut down on WhatsApp messages.
    I am unable to accomplish the tasks and they are being carried over to tomorrow.
    And tomorrow never comes!
  • We are not stuck at home.<br/>
We are blessed to have a home!
    We are not stuck at home.
    We are blessed to have a home!
  • Ramayan, Mahabharat and Shaktiman on Doordarshan again:<br/>

After Sanitizer, if someone else has gotten the job is 'Doordarshan'!
    Ramayan, Mahabharat and Shaktiman on Doordarshan again:
    After Sanitizer, if someone else has gotten the job is 'Doordarshan'!
  • Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW!
    Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW!
  • In all this COVID-19 madness, we forgot to evacuate two Indians from the UK...<br/>
Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi!
    In all this COVID-19 madness, we forgot to evacuate two Indians from the UK...
    Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi!
  • Lockdown lesson:<br/>
`Cost of living` is not expensive.<br/>
It is the `Cost of Lifestyle` that is expensive!
    Lockdown lesson:
    "Cost of living" is not expensive.
    It is the "Cost of Lifestyle" that is expensive!
  • During these difficult times, it would be smart to put on jeans once in a while to make sure they still fit.<br/>
Pyjamas and sweat pants will make you believe that all is well!
    During these difficult times, it would be smart to put on jeans once in a while to make sure they still fit.
    Pyjamas and sweat pants will make you believe that all is well!
  • I told my wife that she forgot to switch off the lights in the kitchen last night.<br/>
In response, she gave me a chronological listing of all the wrong things I did in the last 10 years.<br/>
When will I learn?
    I told my wife that she forgot to switch off the lights in the kitchen last night.
    In response, she gave me a chronological listing of all the wrong things I did in the last 10 years.
    When will I learn?