• Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband.</br>
Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine!
    Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband.
    Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine!
  • I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt!
    I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt!
  • Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost.</br></br>

That explains everything!
    Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost.

    That explains everything!
  • My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say!
    My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say!
  • I asked my Guru, `Which is more important, the journey or the destination?`</br>
He replied, `The Company`!
    I asked my Guru, "Which is more important, the journey or the destination?"
    He replied, "The Company"!
  • Things to remember:</br>
You don't have to be perfect.</br>
Having a bad day is OK.</br>
Small steps are also progressing.</br>
Asking for help is strength.</br>
People love and appreciate you.
    Things to remember:
    You don't have to be perfect.
    Having a bad day is OK.
    Small steps are also progressing.
    Asking for help is strength.
    People love and appreciate you.
  • Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner?</br>
Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later!
    Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner?
    Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later!
  • Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!
    Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!
  • What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live?<br/>

Wedding Cake!
    What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live?
    Wedding Cake!
  • This Government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past!
    This Government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past!