|Rajinikanth wore sunglasses and the sun set!|
|Rajinikanth' s computer was invaded by the Ransomware virus.|
The hackers are now pleading with Rajnikanth to release the Viruses!
|Kabali leaked online and the same day the owner of world's biggest torrent site, Kickass arrested in Poland.|
You still doubt Rajinikanth?
|There used to be a street named after Rajinikanth... but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajinikanth and lives!|
|Rajinikanth is remaking Titanic with some changes,|
In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in 1 hand and titanic in the other hand.
|Rajinikanth is getting goose bumps. He reportedly watched the trailer of "The Messenger of God" aka MSG. Now he knows, he is not irreplaceable!|
|Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth.|
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!
Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!
|"Arctic Ocean has started receding"|
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!
|If all Rajinikanth fans formed a country, the world would be one!|
|Reason for Gold Crash:|
Rajinikanth is selling his wife's jewellery!