• Santa: Yeh Kitne Ki Painting Hai?<br/>
Curator: Sir 5 Lakhs. It is an oil painting.<br/>
Santa: Tussi Paise Di Tension Na Lo. Kuch Desi Ghee Mein Dikhao!
    Santa: Yeh Kitne Ki Painting Hai?
    Curator: Sir 5 Lakhs. It is an oil painting.
    Santa: Tussi Paise Di Tension Na Lo. Kuch Desi Ghee Mein Dikhao!
  • This joke is logically consistent:<br/>
Banta: Bhai Third Wave Aa Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Lockdown Hata Diya.<br/>
Santa: Bhai Lockdown Nahi Hatega To Third Wave Kaise Aayegi!
    This joke is logically consistent:
    Banta: Bhai Third Wave Aa Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Lockdown Hata Diya.
    Santa: Bhai Lockdown Nahi Hatega To Third Wave Kaise Aayegi!
  • Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge?<br/>
Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan.<br/>
Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?<br/>
Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari!
    Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge?
    Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan.
    Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?
    Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari!
  • Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.<br/>
Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me!
    Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.
    Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me!
  • Doctor: Who did this to you?<br/>
Santa: Wife.<br/>
Doctor: Why?<br/>
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.<br/>
Doctor: Then?<br/>
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger!
    Doctor: Who did this to you?
    Santa: Wife.
    Doctor: Why?
    Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.
    Doctor: Then?
    Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger!
  • Santa visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, `Where are you feeling the pain?`<br/>
Santa: Jaw Simran Jaw!
    Santa visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, "Where are you feeling the pain?"
    Santa: Jaw Simran Jaw!
  • Doctor: How many drinks do you have per week?<br/>
Santa: I don't know. I am an alcoholic, not an accountant!
    Doctor: How many drinks do you have per week?
    Santa: I don't know. I am an alcoholic, not an accountant!
  • On Jeeto's birthday, Santa asked her, `Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?`<br/>
Jeeto: Nothing would please me more.<br/>
So he got her Nothing. Santa will always be grateful to his English teacher!
    On Jeeto's birthday, Santa asked her, "Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?"
    Jeeto: Nothing would please me more.
    So he got her Nothing. Santa will always be grateful to his English teacher!
  • At Vaccination Centre:</br>
Nurse: Sir Kaun Si Chalegi? Indian, Russian, American?</br>
Santa: Main Soch Raha Tha Pehle Vaccine Lagwa Leta Hun!
    At Vaccination Centre:
    Nurse: Sir Kaun Si Chalegi? Indian, Russian, American?
    Santa: Main Soch Raha Tha Pehle Vaccine Lagwa Leta Hun!
  • Santa: Hello, is this the helpline for alcoholics?</br>
Lady: Yes sir. How can I help you?</br>
Santa: Can you tell me how to make a Pina Colada?
    Santa: Hello, is this the helpline for alcoholics?
    Lady: Yes sir. How can I help you?
    Santa: Can you tell me how to make a Pina Colada?