|Santa: Yeh Kitne Ki Painting Hai?|
Curator: Sir 5 Lakhs. It is an oil painting.
Santa: Tussi Paise Di Tension Na Lo. Kuch Desi Ghee Mein Dikhao!
|This joke is logically consistent:|
Banta: Bhai Third Wave Aa Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Lockdown Hata Diya.
Santa: Bhai Lockdown Nahi Hatega To Third Wave Kaise Aayegi!
|Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge?|
Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan.
Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?
Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari!
|Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.|
Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me!
|Doctor: Who did this to you?|
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger!
|Santa visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, "Where are you feeling the pain?"|
Santa: Jaw Simran Jaw!
|Doctor: How many drinks do you have per week?|
Santa: I don't know. I am an alcoholic, not an accountant!
|On Jeeto's birthday, Santa asked her, "Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?"|
Jeeto: Nothing would please me more.
So he got her Nothing. Santa will always be grateful to his English teacher!
|At Vaccination Centre: Nurse: Sir Kaun Si Chalegi? Indian, Russian, American? Santa: Main Soch Raha Tha Pehle Vaccine Lagwa Leta Hun!|
|Santa: Hello, is this the helpline for alcoholics? Lady: Yes sir. How can I help you? Santa: Can you tell me how to make a Pina Colada?|