• Santa: I am giving up drinking for a month.<br/>
Banta: What? Are you Okay?<br/>
Santa: Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month!
    Santa: I am giving up drinking for a month.
    Banta: What? Are you Okay?
    Santa: Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month!
  • Jeeto: You know what your problem is?<br/>
Santa: No, but I'm pretty sure I'm about to find it out from you now!
    Jeeto: You know what your problem is?
    Santa: No, but I'm pretty sure I'm about to find it out from you now!
  • Banta: How much should you spend on a bottle of wine?<br/>
Santa: May be an hour, at the most two!
    Banta: How much should you spend on a bottle of wine?
    Santa: May be an hour, at the most two!
  • Santa: Why have you called me up to the school?<br/>
Principal: Your son always causes trouble here in school.<br/>
Santa: He does the same at home. Did I ever call you?
    Santa: Why have you called me up to the school?
    Principal: Your son always causes trouble here in school.
    Santa: He does the same at home. Did I ever call you?
  • Jeeto: I want a diamond necklace.<br/>
Santa: What's so special?<br/>
Jeeto: Diamonds are forever.<br/>
Santa: And it's EMIs are for even longer!
    Jeeto: I want a diamond necklace.
    Santa: What's so special?
    Jeeto: Diamonds are forever.
    Santa: And it's EMIs are for even longer!
  • Banta: Doctor, my wife says I can't do anything right.<br/>
Man: I'm not a doctor and this is a bar!
    Banta: Doctor, my wife says I can't do anything right.
    Man: I'm not a doctor and this is a bar!
  • Banta: What is the difference between a successful lover and a failed lover?<br/>
Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping!
    Banta: What is the difference between a successful lover and a failed lover?
    Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping!
  • Banta: If two guys fight over a tandoori naan, is that violence or naan-violence?<br/>
Santa: No. It's a very healthy sign of tandoor-asti!
    Banta: If two guys fight over a tandoori naan, is that violence or naan-violence?
    Santa: No. It's a very healthy sign of tandoor-asti!
  • Santa: What kind of tattoo should I get?<br/>
Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.<br/>
Santa: Chhole Bhature Bana De Phir!
    Santa: What kind of tattoo should I get?
    Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.
    Santa: Chhole Bhature Bana De Phir!
  • Santa: My wife should have been a Minister in the Government. She's extremely good at creating jobs.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: She creates at least 7 to 8 jobs for me every day!
    Santa: My wife should have been a Minister in the Government. She's extremely good at creating jobs.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: She creates at least 7 to 8 jobs for me every day!