|Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.|
Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
|Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be?|
Santa: Your husband!
|Banta: What procrastinate means?|
Santa: I'll tell you later!
|Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt?|
Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
|Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life?|
Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them?
|Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife?|
Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!
|Banta: Why did you deactivate your social media accounts?|
Santa: I don't use them anymore?
Banta: Then why your Facebook account is still active?
Santa: Just to know my wife's birthday!
|Banta: The symptoms of Corona Virus are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pains.|
Santa: So basically it's the same kind of feeling I get when I see my wife checking my phone!
|Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.|
Banta: What accident?
Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring!
|Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.|
Santa: For your information, you did preface that with "When you get a chance"!