|Jeeto: I am not talking to you.|
Jeeto: Don't you want to know the reason?
Santa: No, I respect and trust your decision!
|Police: You didn't see the red light?|
Santa: I saw.
Police: Then why didn't you stop?
Santa: I didn't see you!
|Banta: Hello doctor, I swallowed a fishbone.|
Doctor: Are you choking?
Banta: No doctor, I'm serious!
|Banta: What surprises you most about this Coronavirus?|
Santa: It has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel all sports, shutdown all bars and kept men at home!
|Santa: Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine.|
Banta: Oh! That's romantic.
Santa: No, that way she can't hit me with them!
|Banta: Why are there so many female archeologists?|
Santa: Because women love digging up the past!
|Santa: Are you a scratch golfer?|
Banta: Yes I sure am, after each shot I scratch my head and wonder where my ball went!
|Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?|
Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later!
|Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?|
Banta: I heard you can get thinner there!
|Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes?|
Santa: Getting married!