• Banta: I wake up every morning depressed. Any idea what this condition is called?<br/>
Santa: Married!
    Banta: I wake up every morning depressed. Any idea what this condition is called?
    Santa: Married!
  • 
Santa: My wife knows me so well that she finishes my sentences.</br>
Banta: Wow, so romantic. But how's it even possible?</br>
Santa: Super easy, she just says `Shut up`!
    Santa: My wife knows me so well that she finishes my sentences.
    Banta: Wow, so romantic. But how's it even possible?
    Santa: Super easy, she just says `Shut up`!
  • Banta: What is the difference between 'Paneer Masala' and 'Paneer Tikka Masala'?</br>
Santa: The latter one is vaccinated!
    Banta: What is the difference between 'Paneer Masala' and 'Paneer Tikka Masala'?
    Santa: The latter one is vaccinated!
  • Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai?</br>
Santa: Tere Paas Biwi Hai Ya Girlfriend?</br>
Banta: Biwi.</br>
Santa: To Phir Sunday Hai!
    Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai?
    Santa: Tere Paas Biwi Hai Ya Girlfriend?
    Banta: Biwi.
    Santa: To Phir Sunday Hai!
  • Santa: My wife always tells me those three words.</br>
Banta: I love you?</br>
Santa: No, Stop Embarrassing Me!
    Santa: My wife always tells me those three words.
    Banta: I love you?
    Santa: No, Stop Embarrassing Me!
  • Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.</br>
Santa: It must be my 'weekend' immune system!
    Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.
    Santa: It must be my 'weekend' immune system!
  • 
Doctor: Who did this to you?</br>
Santa: Wife</br>
Doctor: Why?</br>
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.</br>
Doctor: Then?</br>
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger!
    Doctor: Who did this to you?
    Santa: Wife
    Doctor: Why?
    Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.
    Doctor: Then?
    Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger!
  • At a Police Station:</br>
Santa: I want to talk to the thief who broke into my house last night.</br>
Police Officer: Why do you want to talk to him?</br>
Santa: I just want to know how he got into my house without waking up my wife. I've been trying it for years!
    At a Police Station:
    Santa: I want to talk to the thief who broke into my house last night.
    Police Officer: Why do you want to talk to him?
    Santa: I just want to know how he got into my house without waking up my wife. I've been trying it for years!
  • Santa: Hey, this is not fair. You only call when you need something from me.<br/>
Bank Employee: Mister, your loan installment is overdue!
    Santa: Hey, this is not fair. You only call when you need something from me.
    Bank Employee: Mister, your loan installment is overdue!
  • Banta: OMG, you have a black eye. Who did that to you?<br/>
Santa: My wife.<br/>
Banta: I thought she was at her parents' home.<br/>
Santa: That's what I thought too!
    Banta: OMG, you have a black eye. Who did that to you?
    Santa: My wife.
    Banta: I thought she was at her parents' home.
    Santa: That's what I thought too!