|Santa: Are you a scratch golfer?|
Banta: Yes I sure am, after each shot I scratch my head and wonder where my ball went!
|Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?|
Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later!
|Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?|
Banta: I heard you can get thinner there!
|Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes?|
Santa: Getting married!
|Crude prices go into negative:|
Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.
Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.
Santa: Theek Hai, De Do!
|Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.|
Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
|Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be?|
Santa: Your husband!
|Banta: What procrastinate means?|
Santa: I'll tell you later!
|Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt?|
Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
|Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life?|
Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them?