• Santa: Are you a scratch golfer?<br/>
Banta: Yes I sure am, after each shot I scratch my head and wonder where my ball went!
    Santa: Are you a scratch golfer?
    Banta: Yes I sure am, after each shot I scratch my head and wonder where my ball went!
  • Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?<br/>
Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later!
    Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?
    Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later!
  • Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?<br/>
Banta: I heard you can get thinner there!
    Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?
    Banta: I heard you can get thinner there!
  • Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes?<br/>
Santa: Getting married!
    Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes?
    Santa: Getting married!
  • Crude prices go into negative:<br/>
Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.<br/>
Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.<br/>
Santa: Theek Hai, De Do!
    Crude prices go into negative:
    Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.
    Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.
    Santa: Theek Hai, De Do!
  • Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
    Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
  • Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be?<br/>
Santa: Your husband!
    Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be?
    Santa: Your husband!
  • Banta: What procrastinate means?<br/>
Santa: I'll tell you later!
    Banta: What procrastinate means?
    Santa: I'll tell you later!
  • Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt?<br/>
Santa: What's it, son?<br/>
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.<br/>
Santa: That's true, son.<br/>
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.<br/>
Santa: That is also true.<br/>
Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?<br/>
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
    Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt?
    Santa: What's it, son?
    Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
    Santa: That's true, son.
    Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
    Santa: That is also true.
    Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?
    Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
  • Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life?<br/>
Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them?
    Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life?
    Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them?