• Santa: A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful lady. She said that she'll text me when she gets back home.<br/>
Banta: So you got the number?<br/>
Santa:  I haven't received any call from her so far. I think she is homeless!
    Santa: A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful lady. She said that she'll text me when she gets back home.
    Banta: So you got the number?
    Santa: I haven't received any call from her so far. I think she is homeless!
  • Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.<br/>
Banta: For health reasons?<br/>
Santa: No. It's  because  once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.<br/>
    Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.
    Banta: For health reasons?
    Santa: No. It's because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
  • Santa: To improve my digestion I drink beer;<br/>
For loss of appetite I drink white wine;<br/>
For low blood pressure I drink red wine;<br/>
When I have cold, I drink whiskey.<br/>
Banta: And when do you drink water.<br/>
Santa: Thank god, I have never had such a serious illness!
    Santa: To improve my digestion I drink beer;
    For loss of appetite I drink white wine;
    For low blood pressure I drink red wine;
    When I have cold, I drink whiskey.
    Banta: And when do you drink water.
    Santa: Thank god, I have never had such a serious illness!
  • Police: Knock Knock!<br/>
Santa: Who's there?<br/>
Police: Police! Open the door, we only need to talk.<br/>
Santa: How many are you?<br/>
Police: We are three.<br/>
Santa: So why don't you just talk to each other, Bufoons?
    Police: Knock Knock!
    Santa: Who's there?
    Police: Police! Open the door, we only need to talk.
    Santa: How many are you?
    Police: We are three.
    Santa: So why don't you just talk to each other, Bufoons?
  • In train, a woman slept at Santa son's seat and refused to get up.
    Santa went to TC and complained, " This lady is not giving berth to my child!"
  • Santa: I lost my office keys again.<br/>
Jeeto: It's in your Jeans.<br/>
Santa: Come on, why do you have to drag my family into this!
    Santa: I lost my office keys again.
    Jeeto: It's in your Jeans.
    Santa: Come on, why do you have to drag my family into this!
  • The security guard saluted Santa when he checked out of the hotel.<br/>
Santa: Take these 100 rupees.<br/>

Guard: Thank you, Sir!<br/>
Santa: `Thank you` baad me bolna, mujhe khulle chahiye, 50-50 ke do note hain?
    The security guard saluted Santa when he checked out of the hotel.
    Santa: Take these 100 rupees.
    Guard: Thank you, Sir!
    Santa: "Thank you" baad me bolna, mujhe khulle chahiye, 50-50 ke do note hain?
  • Santa: I got a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes for starving people throughout the world.
    Banta: So you did?
    Santa: No, I told them to get lost.
    Banta: That was rude.
    Santa: No way, anybody who fits into my clothes can't be starving!
  • Santa: This is getting really irritating.<br/>
Banta: What happened?<br/>
Santa: This is the 10th ATM that I've been to... that has `insufficient funds`!
    Santa: This is getting really irritating.
    Banta: What happened?
    Santa: This is the 10th ATM that I've been to... that has "insufficient funds"!
  • Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today?<br />
Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!
    Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today?
    Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!