• Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much?<br />
Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman!
    Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much?
    Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman!
  • Santa was weeping at a grave, `Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life.`<br/>
Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ?<br/>
Santa: No. It's my wife's first husband!
    Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
    Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ?
    Santa: No. It's my wife's first husband!
  • Banta: Someone told me that Cable TV is not good for kids. They don't study at all. So I got it uninstalled.<br/>
Santa: That's a smart thing to do.<br/>
Banta: Thanks. Now I have got a Dish installed instead!
    Banta: Someone told me that Cable TV is not good for kids. They don't study at all. So I got it uninstalled.
    Santa: That's a smart thing to do.
    Banta: Thanks. Now I have got a Dish installed instead!
  • Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour.<br/>

The sweeper asked for 20 rupees.<br/>

Santa:  Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi!
    Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour.
    The sweeper asked for 20 rupees.
    Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi!
  • Santa calls up "White house".
    Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.
    Obama: Are you an idiot?
    Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?
  • Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'.
    One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation!
  • Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this?<br/>
Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older.<br/>
Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, `Jaanu Sachi`!
    Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this?
    Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older.
    Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, "Jaanu Sachi"!
  • Santa:  I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.<br/>

Banta: Then what happened?<br/>

Santa: She married the 'postman'!
    Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.
    Banta: Then what happened?
    Santa: She married the 'postman'!
  • `Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?` Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.<br/>
Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again!
    "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?" Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.
    Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again!
  • Santa: My friend lost all his money.<br/>
Banta: Played with stocks?<br/>
Santa: No. Played with girls!
    Santa: My friend lost all his money.
    Banta: Played with stocks?
    Santa: No. Played with girls!