• Santa: I had a few good days over the past one week.<br/>
Banta: That's nice. Any special reason for it?<br/>
Santa: My wife gave me a bouquet full of roses on Rose Day. She gave me so many chocolates on Chocolate Day and I also got a hug and a cute teddy. Now I am eagerly awaiting for  Women's Day!<br/>
Happy Valentine's Day!
    Santa: I had a few good days over the past one week.
    Banta: That's nice. Any special reason for it?
    Santa: My wife gave me a bouquet full of roses on Rose Day. She gave me so many chocolates on Chocolate Day and I also got a hug and a cute teddy. Now I am eagerly awaiting for Women's Day!
    Happy Valentine's Day!
  • Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot.<br/>
Banta: How come?<br/>
Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!
    Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot.
    Banta: How come?
    Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!
  • Santa's romantic Valentines poem for his wife, Jeeto:<br/>
Roses are Laal;<br/>
 
Violets are Nileh;<br/>
 
You've made the Daal;<br/>
 
Now wash the Patileh!
    Santa's romantic Valentines poem for his wife, Jeeto:
    Roses are Laal;
    Violets are Nileh;
    You've made the Daal;
    Now wash the Patileh!
  • Santa: Wives are like microwaves.<br />
Banta: You mean they're hazardous?<br />
Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food!
    Santa: Wives are like microwaves.
    Banta: You mean they're hazardous?
    Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food!
  • Banta: Your cousin, who was trying so hard to get a Government job, what is he doing now?<br />
Santa: He's doing nothing. He got the government job!
    Banta: Your cousin, who was trying so hard to get a Government job, what is he doing now?
    Santa: He's doing nothing. He got the government job!
  • Santa: I take a cold shower every morning and even in winters.<br />
Banta: Why brag about it?<br />
Santa: Gosh, that's why I take it!
    Santa: I take a cold shower every morning and even in winters.
    Banta: Why brag about it?
    Santa: Gosh, that's why I take it!
  • Santa: Our new neighbour is an `Aam Aadmi Party` member.<br />
Banta: How do you know that?<br />
Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
    Santa: Our new neighbour is an "Aam Aadmi Party" member.
    Banta: How do you know that?
    Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
  • Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party.<br />
Banta: No I wasn't.<br />
Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home.<br />
Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.<br />
Santa: The party was at your house!
    Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party.
    Banta: No I wasn't.
    Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home.
    Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.
    Santa: The party was at your house!
  • Jeeto: Be careful with that gun. You just missed shooting me.
    Santa: Did I? I am very sorry!
  • A worried Santa to the local police, "I've been getting threatening letters in the mail". That's against the law, isn't it?"
    "It certainly is", the Inspector replied. "Do you know who's been writing them?"
    "Yeah', replied Santa. "My girlfriend's husband!"