|Women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than their husbands.|
For instance, a woman can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband alone for even one minute with the same neighbour!
|The seven stages in a woman's life:|
4) Very young woman
5) Young woman
6) Young woman
7) Graceful lady
|Cooking for 2 hours just to eat for 10 minutes is the biggest scam in the world.|
~ A frustrated housewife
|Define A Woman:|
Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door but she won't sit because she is getting late!
|Women have 4 types of showers:|
1. A quick body wash
2. Hair and body wash
3. #YASQUEEN (Exfoliate, shave, condition hair)
4. Stare at the wall, evaluate all life decisions, and hope the water washes away your stress!
|How old am I?|
If I were a bottle of wine, you couldn't afford me;
And if I were a bottle of whiskey, you couldn't handle me!
|Lady 1: Where is your husband?|
Lady 2: In the garden.
Lady 1: I didn't see him.
Lady 2: You need to dig a little!
|The right woman is not looking for you, she is looking for herself!|
Even women don't understand women at times!
|A chatty woman could be annoying, but a quiet woman is absolutely terrifying!|