• Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers!
  • Dear Men,
    If you can't hold her hand in public, then you have no right to hold her curves in private!
  • Husband was going shopping to buy gift for wife & asked her sizes.<br/>

She said:<br/>
If it's clothes, I wear Small;<br/>
And if it's diamonds, I wear Large!
    Husband was going shopping to buy gift for wife & asked her sizes.
    She said:
    If it's clothes, I wear Small;
    And if it's diamonds, I wear Large!
  • Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them... but they can't see you!
    Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them... but they can't see you!
  • The trouble with most men is they know all about women but nothing about wives!
    The trouble with most men is they know all about women but nothing about wives!
  • Woman has the most unique character like salt. Her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless!
    Woman has the most unique character like salt. Her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless!
  • Why do men spend so much time on improving their styles and not their minds?<br/>
Because they know that women are stupid but not blind!
    Why do men spend so much time on improving their styles and not their minds?
    Because they know that women are stupid but not blind!
  • The five stages in a woman's life:<br/>

To grow up.<br/>
To fill out.<br/>
To slim down.<br/>
To hold it in.<br/>
To hell with it!
    The five stages in a woman's life:
    To grow up.
    To fill out.
    To slim down.
    To hold it in.
    To hell with it!
  • A quiet woman is a gun with a silencer!
    A quiet woman is a gun with a silencer!
  • Behind every successful man there is a woman... because women don't run behind unsuccessful men!
    Behind every successful man there is a woman... because women don't run behind unsuccessful men!