|Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers!|
If you can't hold her hand in public, then you have no right to hold her curves in private!
|Husband was going shopping to buy gift for wife & asked her sizes.|
If it's clothes, I wear Small;
And if it's diamonds, I wear Large!
|Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them... but they can't see you!|
|The trouble with most men is they know all about women but nothing about wives!|
|Woman has the most unique character like salt. Her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless!|
|Why do men spend so much time on improving their styles and not their minds?|
Because they know that women are stupid but not blind!
|The five stages in a woman's life:|
To grow up.
To fill out.
To slim down.
To hold it in.
To hell with it!
|A quiet woman is a gun with a silencer!|
|Behind every successful man there is a woman... because women don't run behind unsuccessful men!|