Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!
|Independent women are mostly...|
dependent on their maids!
|A lady went to the doctor for her yearly physical exam. The nurse started with certain basics|
Nurse: How much do you weigh?
The nurse checked on the scale. It was 180.
Nurse: Your height?
Lady: 5 feet 4 inches.
The nurse checked and said it's 5 feet and 2 inches. The nurse then checked the lady's blood pressure and told it is very high.
Lady: Of course, it's high! When I came here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!
|Pro tips on how to win an argument:|
1. Take birth as a girl.
2. That's it.
|A study showed that women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than husbands.|
Because she can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband one minute with the same neighbour!
|20 things that women should stop wearing after the age of 30:|
1-20: The weight of other people's expectations & judgements!
|The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "what's wrong" is inversely proportional to the severity of the thunderstorm that's coming!|
|Women are pretty simple:|
If you make a woman mad you have to apologize for being stupid;
And if she makes you mad you have to apologize for being mad!
|Women get mad for two things:|
1. For everything!
2. For nothing!
|Things that can change a woman's mood:|
1. Let's dine out
2. 50% Discount
3. Let's go for a vacation