• I could give up SHOPPING... but why be a QUITTER!
    I could give up SHOPPING... but why be a QUITTER!
  • My experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill!
  • Since ladies aren't supposed to snore, burp or fart... they have to bitch or they'll explode!
  • The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble putting make-up on two faces!
    The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble putting make-up on two faces!
  • If a woman asks you a question, it's better to tell her the truth...because chances are she's asking you as she already knows the it!
    If a woman asks you a question, it's better to tell her the truth...because chances are she's asking you as she already knows the it!
  • Don't try to understand a girl completely.

If you do, you'll either go mad or you'll start loving her!
    Don't try to understand a girl completely. If you do, you'll either go mad or you'll start loving her!
  • A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings!
    A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings!
  • In 1814, Women had no rights.<br />
In 1914, Women fought for rights.<br />
In 2014, Women are always right!
    In 1814, Women had no rights.
    In 1914, Women fought for rights.
    In 2014, Women are always right!
  • God made women without a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them!
    God made women without a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them!
  • Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world...<br/>

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to take it back from any Woman!
    Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world...
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    to take it back from any Woman!