|I could give up SHOPPING... but why be a QUITTER!|
|My experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill!|
|Since ladies aren't supposed to snore, burp or fart... they have to bitch or they'll explode!|
|The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble putting make-up on two faces!|
|If a woman asks you a question, it's better to tell her the truth...because chances are she's asking you as she already knows the it!|
|Don't try to understand a girl completely. If you do, you'll either go mad or you'll start loving her!|
|A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings!|
|In 1814, Women had no rights.|
In 1914, Women fought for rights.
In 2014, Women are always right!
|God made women without a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them!|
|Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world...|
to take it back from any Woman!