• My brother stick to your normal 2 rounds with your wife. If you start going 6 due to this lockdown she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. May wisdom be with you.
    My brother stick to your normal 2 rounds with your wife. If you start going 6 due to this lockdown she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. May wisdom be with you.
    ~ Robert Mugabe
  • I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    ~ Woody Allen
    Sex
  • I love the lines men use to get us into bed. `Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.` What am I, a microwave?
    I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?
    ~ Beverly Mickins
    Sex
  • You're my North. My compass always points to you.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    ~ Woody Allen
    Sex
  • What's the three words you never want to hear while making love?
    Honey, I'm home.
    ~ Ken Hammond
  • My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
    ~ Bob Hope
    Sex
  • I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
    ~ Bernard Manning
  • A nymphomaniac is a woman as obsessed with sex as the average man.
    ~ Mignon McLaughlin