|Boyfriend: I heard you failed in English!|
Girlfriend: Nonesense! Who TELLED you?
A boy was travelling in a bus. Suddenly, the driver applied brakes and the boy fell down on a girl & kissed her.|
Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: MBA; and you?
Girl (smilingly): B.Tech
Moral: Always think about studies. Keep calm & study hard.
|Misery of a teacher:|
I don't mind when students look at their watch during lectures. But I get angry when they remove their watch & shake it to see if it's working.
|I hate Maths but I love counting money.|
|Attitude during Board Exams:|
They gave me the questions which I didn't know;
So I wrote the answers which they didn't know...
|Maths may not teach one as how to add love or subtract hate;|
But it gives one every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.
|I don't hate the exams. It's the results that I detest!|
|With my board results nearing, I realise how religious I am!|
|H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.|
|Are you an overdue book? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you!|