• Open books, not legs, blow minds, not guys.
  • Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. `Yes` is the answer.
  • The unpopular girls in movies are always really pretty.
  • Sex is like a joke, some people get it and some don't.
  • What did one leg of a woman tell the other: UNITED we are saved, Divided we are Fucked.
  • If you don't want to be a Mum, be prepared to let him use your Bum!!
  • I can have any woman I please. So far, I haven't pleased any of them.
  • NYC-The city that never sleeps...
    With the same person twice!
  • Sex is Evil, Evil is sin, Sins are Forgiven, So Sex is In!
  • Viagra now available in powder form to put in tea; does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.