|Pardon my French but Louvrè Lage Padè Hai!|
|Santa submits his resignation to his boss.|
Boss: Why are you leaving?
Santa: I have vaginal problems.
Boss: But you're a man!
Santa: That I am Sir. But you are the 'Choot', I have to deal with daily!
|Porn would be more realistic if it shows a man struggling to take off the woman's bra!|
|Tum Gym Karte Reh Jaoge,|
Uske Saath Push-Ups Koi Aur Maar Jayega!
|Procrastination is a lot like masturbating.|
It feels good at the time, but ultimately we are fucking ourselves!
|Kisi Ko Bina Soche Samjhe Chutiya Nahi Bolna Chahiye...|
Kya Pata Wo Gandu Ho!
|Long-Distance Relationship Mein Chaaron Log Khush Rehte Hain!|
|Everybody is so concerned about children missing their childhood...|
what about adults missing adultery?
|My ex-girlfriend finished last in the swimming competition under the breaststroke category.|
She didn't know that she could use her arms to swim!
|A padded bra is like real estate.|
The super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!