• Twada Sex Sex<br />
Sada Sex - Porn
    Twada Sex Sex
    Sada Sex - Porn
  • Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest!
    Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest!
  • I hate when doctors ask questions like, `Are you sexually active?`<br />
Depends on what you mean by 'active'. There are plenty of 'active' volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years!
    I hate when doctors ask questions like, "Are you sexually active?"
    Depends on what you mean by 'active'. There are plenty of 'active' volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years!
  • If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work-related accident?
    If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work-related accident?
  • How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?</br>
Call and tell her about it!
    How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
    Call and tell her about it!
  • Tum Bas Dil Lagao,</br>
Lavde Apne Aap Lag Jayange!
    Tum Bas Dil Lagao,
    Lavde Apne Aap Lag Jayange!
  • The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as some of the Cunts on Social Media!
    The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as some of the Cunts on Social Media!
  • I went to a bar on the weekend and the sign read:<br/>
Hamburgers Pound 1:00<br/>
Cheeseburgers Pound 2:00<br/>
Hand Job Pound 3:00 (Oh yes!!)<br/>
I called the attractive blonde behind the bar across to enquire. `Can I help you?` she asked with a big smile. `I was wondering (I whispered) Are you the one who gives them ummm!! Hand Jobs?` <br/>
`Yessssss` she almost purrs<br/>
 `I am` `Well wash your hands,` I said, `I want a cheeseburger!!`
    I went to a bar on the weekend and the sign read:
    Hamburgers Pound 1:00
    Cheeseburgers Pound 2:00
    Hand Job Pound 3:00 (Oh yes!!)
    I called the attractive blonde behind the bar across to enquire. "Can I help you?" she asked with a big smile. "I was wondering (I whispered) Are you the one who gives them ummm!! Hand Jobs?"
    "Yessssss" she almost purrs
    "I am" "Well wash your hands," I said, "I want a cheeseburger!!"
  • Why do squirrels swim on their backs?<br/>
To keep their nuts dry!
    Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
    To keep their nuts dry!
  • I'm always Frank with my sexual partners.<br/>
I don't want them to know my real name!
    I'm always Frank with my sexual partners.
    I don't want them to know my real name!