• The people who take politicians seriously are the same people who think the stripper likes them!
    The people who take politicians seriously are the same people who think the stripper likes them!
  • If she starts drawing shapes around your nips after sex, just get up and leave because a stupid-ass question is coming!
    If she starts drawing shapes around your nips after sex, just get up and leave because a stupid-ass question is coming!
  • Situation Chahe Corona Ki Ho Ya Karo Na Ki...<br/>
Safety Bahut Zaroori Hai!
    Situation Chahe Corona Ki Ho Ya Karo Na Ki...
    Safety Bahut Zaroori Hai!
  • A plant that can save you from COVID.<br/>
Plant your ass at home and don't move!
    A plant that can save you from COVID.
    Plant your ass at home and don't move!
  • Do you why women talk too much and men think too much?<br/>
Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads!
    Do you why women talk too much and men think too much?
    Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads!
  • A man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.<br/>
Doctors have described his condition as stable!
    A man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
    Doctors have described his condition as stable!
  • Shouldn't the money kept inside the Blouse be called 'Titicoin'!
    Shouldn't the money kept inside the Blouse be called 'Titicoin'!
  • Whenever your wife complains that you keep missing the toilet bowl, take her outside, hand her the garden hose between her legs and see how well she manages!
    Whenever your wife complains that you keep missing the toilet bowl, take her outside, hand her the garden hose between her legs and see how well she manages!
  • A man went to a pharmacy and asked the attendant,<br/>
`Do you have Viagra for women?`<br/>
Attendant: Jewellry store is across the street!
    A man went to a pharmacy and asked the attendant,
    "Do you have Viagra for women?"
    Attendant: Jewellry store is across the street!
  • Pardon my French but Louvre LagĂȘ Pare Hain!
    Pardon my French but Louvre LagĂȘ Pare Hain!