|The people who take politicians seriously are the same people who think the stripper likes them!|
|If she starts drawing shapes around your nips after sex, just get up and leave because a stupid-ass question is coming!|
|Situation Chahe Corona Ki Ho Ya Karo Na Ki...|
Safety Bahut Zaroori Hai!
|A plant that can save you from COVID.|
Plant your ass at home and don't move!
|Do you why women talk too much and men think too much?|
Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads!
|A man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.|
Doctors have described his condition as stable!
|Shouldn't the money kept inside the Blouse be called 'Titicoin'!|
|Whenever your wife complains that you keep missing the toilet bowl, take her outside, hand her the garden hose between her legs and see how well she manages!|
|A man went to a pharmacy and asked the attendant,|
"Do you have Viagra for women?"
Attendant: Jewellry store is across the street!
|Pardon my French but Louvre Lagê Pare Hain!|