|My neighbour with the big boobs has been walking up and down the garden topless all day.|
Just wish his wife would do the same!
|Helping her with housework so you can get laid later?|
That's called choreplay!
|Wife: Our vacuum cleaner has stopped sucking.|
Husband: Maybe it got married?
|They say sex is the best form of exercise.|
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but 2 minutes & 15 seconds once in every three months ain't gonna reduce your beer belly. Right?
|Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die of unprotected handshake!|
|People have started stockpiling Viagra now...|
for the hard times ahead!
|Corona Virus Stages in India:|
Stage 1 - China Wale Chutiye Hain
Stage 2 - Corona Hamari Jhaant Nahi Ukhaad Sakta
Stage 3 - Bhenchod Gaand Toh Fat Rahi Hai
Stage 4 - Bhenchod Lag Gaye Laude
Stage 5 - Bhagwan Is Baar Bacha Le!
|The toilet paper crisis confirms that we have more assholes than we thought!|
|Sex workers are confused! Work from home!|
Whose home? Our home or customers' home?
|After a spirited discussion with my beautiful neighbor on the Corona Virus and it impacts while leaving she looked me in the eye, smiled and said, "FUCK CARO-NA."|
Whole night I couldn't sleep and kept thinking what exactly did she mean?