• He proposed marriage because she promised she will make him try different positions.<br/>
Now he is a husband, driver and cook!
    He proposed marriage because she promised she will make him try different positions.
    Now he is a husband, driver and cook!
  • Girl: Come over.<br/>
Boy: To do what?<br/>
Girl: Chill.<br/>
Boy: I don't chill. That's how you end up with 'chil-dren'!
    Girl: Come over.
    Boy: To do what?
    Girl: Chill.
    Boy: I don't chill. That's how you end up with 'chil-dren'!
  • What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?<br/>
The longer you play with them, the harder they get!
    What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
    The longer you play with them, the harder they get!
  • What's the definition of a healthy virgin?<br/>
One who has never been bed-ridden!
    What's the definition of a healthy virgin?
    One who has never been bed-ridden!
  • What is the definition of disgusting?<br/>
Buying condoms from a secondhand shop!
    What is the definition of disgusting?
    Buying condoms from a secondhand shop!
  • Tu Jeera because your dad decided to Cumin and Pulao!
    Tu Jeera because your dad decided to Cumin and Pulao!
  • Son: Mom, why Daddy has a snake.<br/>
Mom: That's why I am sitting on it.<br/>
Son: Mom, Nanny is more brave than you.<br/>
Mom: Why?<br/>
Son: Because she eats Daddy's snake!
    Son: Mom, why Daddy has a snake.
    Mom: That's why I am sitting on it.
    Son: Mom, Nanny is more brave than you.
    Mom: Why?
    Son: Because she eats Daddy's snake!
  • Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress relief.<br/>
So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, it's because I care!
    Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress relief.
    So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, it's because I care!
  • Me: May I cum in, Ma'am?<br/>
Ma'am: Yes, cum inside!
    Me: May I cum in, Ma'am?
    Ma'am: Yes, cum inside!
  • If an ass is called a 'butt', then a good ass should be called 'butter'!
    If an ass is called a 'butt', then a good ass should be called 'butter'!