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|Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest!|
|I hate when doctors ask questions like, "Are you sexually active?"|
Depends on what you mean by 'active'. There are plenty of 'active' volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years!
|If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work-related accident?|
|How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it!|
|Tum Bas Dil Lagao, Lavde Apne Aap Lag Jayange!|
|The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as some of the Cunts on Social Media!|
|I went to a bar on the weekend and the sign read:|
Hamburgers Pound 1:00
Cheeseburgers Pound 2:00
Hand Job Pound 3:00 (Oh yes!!)
I called the attractive blonde behind the bar across to enquire. "Can I help you?" she asked with a big smile. "I was wondering (I whispered) Are you the one who gives them ummm!! Hand Jobs?"
"Yessssss" she almost purrs
"I am" "Well wash your hands," I said, "I want a cheeseburger!!"
|Why do squirrels swim on their backs?|
To keep their nuts dry!
|I'm always Frank with my sexual partners.|
I don't want them to know my real name!