• Pardon my French but Louvrè Lage Padè Hai!
    Pardon my French but Louvrè Lage Padè Hai!
  • Santa submits his resignation to his boss.<br/>
Boss:  Why are you leaving?<br/>
Santa: I have vaginal problems.<br/>
Boss: But you're a man!<br/>
Santa: That I am Sir. But you are the 'Choot', I have to deal with daily!
    Santa submits his resignation to his boss.
    Boss: Why are you leaving?
    Santa: I have vaginal problems.
    Boss: But you're a man!
    Santa: That I am Sir. But you are the 'Choot', I have to deal with daily!
  • Porn would be more realistic if it shows a man struggling to take off the woman's bra!
    Porn would be more realistic if it shows a man struggling to take off the woman's bra!
  • Tum Gym Karte Reh Jaoge,<br/>
Uske Saath Push-Ups Koi Aur Maar Jayega!
    Tum Gym Karte Reh Jaoge,
    Uske Saath Push-Ups Koi Aur Maar Jayega!
  • Procrastination is a lot like masturbating.<br/>
It feels good at the time, but ultimately we are fucking ourselves!
    Procrastination is a lot like masturbating.
    It feels good at the time, but ultimately we are fucking ourselves!
  • Kisi Ko Bina Soche Samjhe Chutiya Nahi Bolna Chahiye...<br/>
Kya Pata Wo Gandu Ho!
    Kisi Ko Bina Soche Samjhe Chutiya Nahi Bolna Chahiye...
    Kya Pata Wo Gandu Ho!
  • Long-Distance Relationship Mein Chaaron Log Khush Rehte Hain!
    Long-Distance Relationship Mein Chaaron Log Khush Rehte Hain!
  • Everybody is so concerned about children missing their childhood...<br/>
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.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
what about adults missing adultery?
    Everybody is so concerned about children missing their childhood...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    what about adults missing adultery?
  • My ex-girlfriend finished last in the swimming competition under the breaststroke category.<br/>
She didn't know that she could use her arms to swim!
    My ex-girlfriend finished last in the swimming competition under the breaststroke category.
    She didn't know that she could use her arms to swim!
  • A padded bra is like real estate.<br/>
The super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!
    A padded bra is like real estate.
    The super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!