• I have come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than Fuck!
  • I had a threesome last night.
    Two people didn't show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands!
  • Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!
  • Girl: Relationship Mein Time Dena Seekho.
    Boy: Tum Bhi Time Pe Dena Seekho!
  • After all these years my wife still thinks I'm sexy.
    Every time I walk by she says, "What an Ass"!
  • My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.<br/>
I asked, `What happened?`<br/>
He replied, `The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney.`<br/>
When I asked, why?<br/>
He said, `GST!`
    My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.
    I asked, "What happened?"
    He replied, "The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney."
    When I asked, why?
    He said, "GST!"
  • Dear God,
    My prayers to bring some sex in my life wasn't an invitation for the Government to start screwing me!
  • Life Milti Hai Ek Baar;
    Maut Aati Hai Ek Baar;
    Pyaar Hota Hai Ek Baar;
    Dil Toot Ta Hai Ek Baar;
    Jab Sab Kuch Hota Hai Ek Baar,
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    .
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    To Laude Kyon Lagte Hain Baar-Baar!
  • There are 2 ways of living life:
    1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
    2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega

    Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
  • Dating tip:<br/>
If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
    Dating tip:
    If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!