|Abdul: I am banging two twins these days.|
Friend: How do you differentiate between them?
Abdul: It's easy. One colours her nails pink and the other has a dick!
|5 Science words to avoid saying when your class is finally on task:|
|I read that on an average Indian couples have sex twice a week, whereas Japanese couples have sex only once in six months.|
I had no idea I was Japanese!
|I have come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than Fuck!|
|I had a threesome last night.|
Two people didn't show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands!
|Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!|
|Girl: Relationship Mein Time Dena Seekho.|
Boy: Tum Bhi Time Pe Dena Seekho!
|After all these years my wife still thinks I'm sexy.|
Every time I walk by she says, "What an Ass"!
|My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.|
I asked, "What happened?"
He replied, "The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney."
When I asked, why?
He said, "GST!"
My prayers to bring some sex in my life wasn't an invitation for the Government to start screwing me!