|He proposed marriage because she promised she will make him try different positions.|
Now he is a husband, driver and cook!
|Girl: Come over.|
Boy: To do what?
Boy: I don't chill. That's how you end up with 'chil-dren'!
|What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?|
The longer you play with them, the harder they get!
|What's the definition of a healthy virgin?|
One who has never been bed-ridden!
|What is the definition of disgusting?|
Buying condoms from a secondhand shop!
|Tu Jeera because your dad decided to Cumin and Pulao!|
|Son: Mom, why Daddy has a snake.|
Mom: That's why I am sitting on it.
Son: Mom, Nanny is more brave than you.
Son: Because she eats Daddy's snake!
|Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress relief.|
So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, it's because I care!
|Me: May I cum in, Ma'am?|
Ma'am: Yes, cum inside!
|If an ass is called a 'butt', then a good ass should be called 'butter'!|