|Ek Aadmi Ki Shaadi Ek Traafic Police Waali Ladki Se Ho Jati Hai.|
Agle Din Uske Doston Ne Pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?
Aadmi: Mat Puchcho Yaar, Bahut Bura Hua Mere Saath. Kisi Police Waali Ke Saath Kabhi Shaadi Mat Karna.
Dost: Arrey Batao Bhi, Aisa Kya Ho Gaya?
Aadmi: Usne Suhaag Raat Ko Hi Mujhe 4000 Rs Ka Jurmaana Thok Diya.
Dost, Hairani Se: Jurmaana!!! Oye Kis Cheez Ka Jurmaana?
Aadmi: 3000 Rs Over Speed, 500 Wrong Side Entry Aur 500 Rs Without Helmet Ka...
|A Nigerian man goes on blind date, picks up his date in a large BMW.|
The girl comments, "This car is Big! "
He replies, "Ah ma sista, everyting in Nigeria is big!"
They get to a restaurant for dinner, to which she says, "This place is huge!"
He replies, "I olready tod you ma sista, everything in Nigeria is big!"
Later they head to his mansion...."WOW" she says, "Your house is massive!"
"Yes ma sista I olready told you everyting in Nigeria is big !!!"
They get into foreplay, when she comments, "Ummmmmmm your thing is gigantic!"
He chuckles and says, "Ahhhhhhhh ma sista I olready tod you everyting in Nigeria is big!"
And as he enters her, he pauses for a moment, ".....mmmmm ma sista are you also from Nigeria?"
|A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico.|
"Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify the latex. The glove is then thrown in a finished products box."
His colleagues are disgusted by the lack of care taken in keeping the gloves sanitary.
"That's not all," says the doctor. "You don't even want to know how they make their condoms!"
|A man with a fetish for very large women walks into a house of ill repute.|
When asked what he wants, he says, "I want a really large woman - as big as possible."
He is shown this enormous woman, but he shakes his head, "Nope, not fat enough. Get someone bigger than that."
He is shown another, even more enormous woman.
'Nope, still not big enough. I tell you what - give me the biggest woman you have!'
He is shown the biggest woman who works in there. She is unbelievably big.
"That's more like it!"
He is taken off to a room by the woman, and starts going at it.
After a few minutes of heaving and groaning, he suddenly stops and says to the woman, "Sorry. Do you mind if I turn the light off?"
To which the woman replies, "It's me, isn't it? I'm so big that you find me unattractive."
To which the man replies, "No, not at all! I think you're a very attractive woman. It's just that the light bulb's burning my ass!"