• Freaking Awesome Shit

    After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment.

    He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 liter of mouth wash listerine.

    As he arrived at the dentist he sucked two strong mint chocolates. His turn came up and the dentist told him to take a seat.

    Feeling confident and relaxed, Jerry opened his mouth wide.

    The dentist got close enough and said, "Man, did you have 69 before you came here?"

    Jerry asked, "Why? Does my breath smell like pussy?" The dentist replied, "No, your forehead smells like shit."
  • Emotions Never Lie

    Ek Din Girlfriend Apne Boyfriend Pappu Ke Sath Ek Mall Mein Shopping Kar Rahi Thi.

    Usne Ek Bada Hi Low Cut Top Aur Ek Badi Hi Sexy Si Mini Skirt Choose Ki Aur Try Karne Ke Liye Trial Room Mei Chali Gayi.

    Vo Hot Top and Skirt Pehan Kar Bahar Aati Hai Aur Pappu Se Puchti Hai: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun?

    Pappu: Bahut Achchi, Nice.

    Girlfriend: Achche Se Bolo Na.

    Pappu: Beautiful! It's Looking Good On You.

    Girlfriend: Arey Sachchi Batao.

    Pappu: Sach Mein Yaar, You Are Looking Hot.

    Girlfrind: Please, Sachi-Sachi Bolo, Achchi Lag Rahi Hun Ya Just Theek-Theek?

    Pappu: Kasam Se Jaanu, Bahut Hi Mast Lag Rahi Ho Is Dress Mein.

    Girlfriend: Really!!! Kahin Mera Dil Rakhne Ke Liye Jhoot Toh Nahin Bol Rahe?

    Pappu: Oye... Dekh....... Ye Neeche Dekh...... Mera Khada Ho Gya Aur Tujhe Jhooth Lag Raha Hai. Main Jhooth Bol Sakta Hun Baby Lekin Ye...... Ispe Toh Yakeen Kar Le.
  • Parsi Joke

    Three Parsi bachleors named Adi, Pesi, Soli ... they were best of friends.

    Adi gets married to a beautiful Fataakri ...

    Every night Pesi and Soli hear a voice from Adi's room ... they hear his wife saying, "Adi Pesi Soli, Adi Pesi Soli, Adi Pesi Soli...."

    To this, Pesi and Soli both get very curious to know why she calls their names every night.

    Pesi and Soli ask Adi one day, "Aai Su Lagaryuch, Taari Bairi Roj Raatnaa Aapraa Trann Janaa Naa Naam Kaai Leyaa Karech???"

    To which Adi replies, "Arrey Chutiyao, Aeh Tamara Naam Nathi Leti..... Aeh Toh Aem Bolech "Adi Press it Slowly!!! Adi Press it Slowly !!!! Adi Press it Slowly!!!!!!!"
  • Old Gynecologist

    One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet!"

    "My gynecologist is fine. I don't need to change."

    "But the new one's so young and handsome. While your gynecologist is so old!"

    The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know. His hands shake all the time!"