• Santa: And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you?
    Jeeto: Yes, several.
    Santa: Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.
    Jeeto: I did!
  • बचपन में छुट्टे पैसे होते थे तब टॉफ़ी खाते थे;
    और आज जब छुट्टे पैसे नहीं होते तो टॉफ़ी खानी पड़ती है।
  • Bahut Door Magar Bahut Paas Rehte Ho;
    Aankhon Se Door Magar Dil Ke Paas Rehte Ho;
    Mujhe Bas Itna Bata Do Ai Sanam;
    Kya Tum Bhi Mere Bina Udaas Rehte Ho!
  • Alia Ke Kisse Alia Bhatt: Hey dad, what`s the plan for weekend ?
    Mahesh Bhatt: Income Tax Returns.
    Alia Bhatt: Hey, first Part Kab Release Hua Tha?
    Mahesh Bhatt: Jaa Meri Maa...
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  • पुरानी गर्ल फ्रेंड से भेट! एक दिन दफ्तर से घर आते हुए पुरानी गर्ल फ्रेंड से भेट हो गयी;
    और जो बीवी से मिलने की जल्दी थी वह ज़रा से लेट हो गयी;
    जाते ही बीवी ने आँखे...
    पूरा जोक पढ़ें...
  • Which batsman shall score the highest number of runs in Cricket World Cup 2015?

Aries Presence of Moon in Leo will bring you good luck both on the domestic and professional front. astroYogi astrologers predict today you will benefit only by being positive as this will also impact the decisions that you make today. There may be little tension now and then but they are not worth addressing with anger, instead handle them with care. This a good time to undertake new project as it will yield you positive results. Anything important should be planned between 9:45 am and 11:00 am. Brown is your lucky color for today. Read More...