• Pappu to the shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.
    Shopkeeper: A4?
    Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar!
  • बेगम: आपकी 3 बेगम और हैं। निकाह से पहले क्यों नहीं बताया था?
    शौहर: बताया तो था तुम्हें मल्लिका, रानी और शहज़ादी की तरह रखूँगा।
  • Cuss Words A preacher was making a wooden trellis to support a climbing vine. As he was pounding away, he noticed that a little boy was watching him. The youngster did not say a word, so the preacher kept working. He was sure... Read Full Joke...
  • मैं औऱ मेरी तनहाई! मैं औऱ मेरी तनहाई,
    अक्सर ये बाते करते हैं;
    ज्यादा पीऊं या कम,
    व्हिस्की पीऊं या रम...
    पूरा जोक पढ़ें...
  • Do you think India and China should resolve their issues amicably?

Aries Moon in Virgo urges you to sort out a misunderstanding with a friend immediately, say astroYogi astrologers. Any more lingering over the issue will only make things worse for both of you and your relationship, Aries. Choose your words carefully and tactfully and explain yourself with clarity. After all, you`d not like this to end and in this manner. Wear something in your lucky colour green to attract the positive cosmic vibrations. You will need to tread extra cautiously during 4pm to 5 pm, because someone in your work place might try to use you as a scapegoat and get you in trouble. Read More...