Shame on you girls...
The weather is getting hotter than you!
एक शादी शुदा आदमी बाबा के पास जाकर बोला, "बाबा मेरी पत्नी 12 घंटे से खामोश है"।
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बाबा: बेटा, मेरे पास क्यों आये हो? "लिम्का बुक ऑफ़ रिकार्ड" के पास जाओ।
ADVT.
Learning from TV ads
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you`ve a hot wife...
शराबी के रंग!
एक शराबी ने एक दिन कुछ ज्यादा ही पी ली। लडखड़ाते कदमों से किसी तरह घर के दरवाजे तक पहुंचा और जेब से चाबी निकालकर ताला खोलने की कोशिश करने लगा...
Dil Kis Qadar Shagufta Hua Thha Ki Raat Meer;
Aai Jo Baat Lab Pey So Fariyaad Ho Gayee

Shagufta = Flourished
Who is contributing more to the success and prosperity of bookies in India?
The Youth
Businessmen
Bollywood stars
Aries : Romance will keep you occupied today. Monetary success will lead to peace and the other way round. You must be careful about expenses and buy only that stuff which you really need. Ganesha says this can save you from putting your money into some dubious schemes.