Today's SMS : Jeeto: Why are you studying blood related books?
Santa: Darling, doctor told me that tomorrow is my blood test. So, I want to score good marks.
One-Liner : Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
Hindi SMS : प्रेमी ने एक प्रेमिका से पूछा: क्या मैं तुम्हारे साथ सोने वाला पहला आदमी हूँ?
प्रेमिका: अगर तुम सो जाओगे तो पहले ही कहलाओगे!