• A man walked into an army surplus store and asked if they had any camouflage trousers?
    Store Keeper: Yes, we have but we can't find them!
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Aries You will taste success today and feel good about the decisions you take. It`s time to enjoy everything that comes your way and do not forget to involve those who are really close to you as the Moon moves into Scorpio. After all, you have worked hard for the all the rewards that life is giving you these days and there is not a better way but to share it with your family, suggest astroYogi astrologers. There will be time for work later; right now, simply revel in it all and bask in the glory of your achievements. Congratulate yourself! Though anything important that concerns your personal life must be undertaken between 1:00 pm and 2:00 pm as the time is very auspicious. Wearing a bright shade of red will prove lucky for you today. Read More...