• Green Balls!

    A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants.

    "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains.

    The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls.

    As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, "Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?"

    "Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!"
  • Till Death Do Us Part

    When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated.

    A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe.

    Suddenly, behind a cloud, she could clearly see him with another woman.

    She ran towards him, calling his name, "Joe... Darling... Joe..."

    Joe said, "Hold your horses woman, and don't 'darling' me. The deal was very clear...'Till Death Do Us Part'!"
  • Sheena murder case

    A to Z story of the Sheena Bora murder case:

    A & B (a couple in Guwahati) adopt C (a girl).

    When C is a teenager, she is allegedly impregnated by X (who is believed to be a close family member).

    C leaves the house and gives birth to Z (a baby girl).

    C then gets married to D.

    C & D give birth to E (a boy).

    C then divorces D and gets married to F.

    C & F give birth to G.

    After a few years, C & F get divorced.

    C then comes to Mumbai and marries H.

    Z & G then comes to Mumbai and stays with C & H.

    E stays back in Guwahati.

    H has a son I from a previous marriage with J.

    Z & I get into a relationship, which is not approved by C & H.

    C & D get together and murder Z.

    It is later alleged that X is actually A.

    It is also alleged that Z refused to part with an enormous amount of money which was parked in her offshore account by C.

    Enraged by this, C alongwith D plotted to murder Z.

    Confused..??? You aren't alone, everyone else is equally or more confused.
  • I can't look that old!

    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "surely I can't look that old."
    Well..... you'll love this one.

    I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his BDS diploma on the wall , which bore his full name. suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

    Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

    After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended St. Mary's high school.

    "Yes, yes, I did," he gleamed with pride.

    "When did you graduate?" I asked.

    He answered, "In 1984. Why do you ask?"

    "You were in my class!!!!" I exclaimed.

    He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, gray-haired, decrepit, son-of-a-bitch, asked, "What did you teach ???"