• Never Forget The Gift!

    Browse Jokes
    The wealthy old gentleman and his wife were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary and their three grown sons joined them for dinner.

    The old man was rather irritated when he discovered that none of the boys had bothered to bring a gift, and after the meal, he drew them aside.

    "You're all grown men," he said, "and old enough to hear this. Your mother and I have never been legally married."

    "What?" gasped one of the sons. "Do you mean to say we're all bastards?"

    "Yes," snapped the old man, "and cheap ones, too!"
  • चौधरी की तपस्या!

    Browse Hindi Jokes
    एक बै हरियाणा मै बारिस ना होवै थी। तो कुछ शायने माणस कठे हो कै नै एक चौधरी साहब तै नु बोले, "चौधरी साहब तपस्या कर लो, बारिस हो ज्यागी।"

    चौधरी साहब नै सोचा चलो कोई बात ना सबकी भलाई खातर काम सै कर लेते हैं।

    तो चौधरी साहब मंडगया तपस्या करण। चौधरी साहब की तपस्या तै खुश हो कै इन्दर देव प्रकट होगे अर चौधरी साहब तै बोले, "वर मांगो।"

    चौधरी साहब बोले, "मनै किसी चीज़ की कमी ना स खेत खलियान पोता पोती सब है। भगवान की दया तै बस तू बारिस करवा दे।"

    इतना सुण कै इंद्र बोले, "बारिस तो मै करवा ही दूंगा, पर आप कोई वर मागो।"

    चौधरी साहब बोले, "चाल इतनी ए जिद कर रहा है तो नु कर एक बै मनै फूफा कह दे।"
  • Laxman Rekha!

    Browse Cartoons
    Laxman Rekha!
    Prime Minister Narendra Modi has reportedly told BJP lawmakers that controversial statements made by some of them are hurting the party and government`s image and that no one must cross the line or the "Laxman Rekha."
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