• Deadly Talk

    A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to see if he could contact his late wife. The psychic went into a trance.

    A strange breeze wafted through the darkened room, and suddenly, the man heard the unmistakable voice of his dearly departed wife.

    "Honey!" he cried. "Is that you?"

    "Yes, my husband."

    "Are you happy?"

    "Yes, my husband."

    "Happier than you were with me?"

    "Yes, my husband."

    "Then Heaven must be an amazing place!"

    "I'm not in Heaven, dear."
  • Expecting Wife!

    Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, "I hear someone breaking in."

    At least two nights a week for twenty years Santa had gone through this. He knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. So, he went out for a routine check.

    When Santa entered the den he was suprised to see a thief. The man held a gun on him and continued to rob the house.

    As the theif was about to leave Santa said, "You have to go and meet my wife, Jeeto."

    The thief said, "Why would you want me to meet your wife?"

    Santa replied, "Well, she's been expecting you from 20 years."
  • Starbucks in Hyderabad

    They opened a Starbucks in Hyderabad.
    Waiter: Kya Hona.
    Customer: Latte ?
    Waiter: Hau Latoon. Ab Kya Hona Bolo.

    Customer: Waiter, Cappuccino.
    Waiter: Kaiku Doosro Ke cuppa Chinu, Andar Bahot cuppa Hai.

    Customer: Ek Mocca Hona.
    Waiter: Mauka Sab Ku Hona Life Mein Ek Baar. Ab Kya Hona Bolo...

    Starbucks closed !
  • A Secret Dental Affair

    Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate rendezvous in the dental clinic after hours.

    But one day he said sadly, "Laura, honey, we have to stop seeing each other. Your husband's bound to get suspicious."

    "No way, sweetie, he's dumb as a post," she assured him. "Besides, we've been meeting here for six months now and he doesn't suspect a thing."

    "True," agreed the dentist, "but you're down to one tooth!"
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