• Lying Boyfriend

    Do Ladkiyan Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Thi.

    1st Girl: Aaj Ke Baad Kisi Bhi Ladke Par Vishwaas Nahi Karungi, Sab Sale Jhoothe, Dhokhebaaz Aur Kameene Hote Hain...

    Her Friend: Kyun Kya Hua, Tere Boy Friend Ne Tujhe Kuch Kaha Kya?

    1st Girl Gusse Mein: Naam Mat Le Us Jhuthe Dokhebaaj Ka, Main Toh Aaj Ke Baad Uska Munh Bhi Nahi Dekhungi.

    Friend Ne Hairani Se Puchha: Kyun? Aisa Bhi Kya Ho Gaya, Tune Use Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Saath Pakad Liya Kya?

    1st Girl: Arre Nahi... Uski Itni Aukaat Kahan Ki Vo Dusri Girlfriend Rakhe...

    Her Friend: Toh Phir Hua Kya ???

    1st Girl: Yaar Usne Mujhe Mere 2nd Boy Friend Ke Saath Dekh Liya, Jab Ki Usne Mujhe Kal Kaha Tha Ki Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai... Kamina Kahin Ka.... Ek Nymber Ka Liar
  • Sher Ki Sawari

    Pappu Apne Papa Santa Se Circus Dekhne Ke Liye Zidd Karta Hai.

    Pappu: Papa Circus Dekhne Chalo Na.

    Santa: No Son, I Am Very Busy.

    Pappu: Papa Usmein Ek Ladki Ne Bina Kapdon Ke Sher Pe Sawari Ki Hai.

    Santa: O Yaar Pappu... Bahut Ziddi Ho Gaye Ho, Apni Har Baat Zidd Karke Manva Hi Lete Ho, Chalo Bahut Din Ho Gaye Maine Bhi Sher Nahi Dekha.

    Pappu Aur Santa Circus Dekhne Chale Jaate Hain. Santa Ne Sabse Aage Wali Seat Ki Tickets Li. Lion Show Shuru Hua Aur Khatam Bhi Ho Gaya Par Bina Kapdon Ki Ladki Nahi Aayi.

    Sara Circus Show Kahatam Hone Ke Baad Santa: Oye Pappu, Tune Toh Kaha Tha Ki Ek Ladki Bina Kapdon Ke Aayegi?

    Pappu: Bina Kapdon Ke To Sher Kaha Tha Papa, Ladki Nahi.
  • Santa, Banta Aur Pappu

    Banta Suhagrat Pe Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Paas Jaa Ke Baith Gay Aur Bade Pyaar Se Samjhane Laga.
    Banta: Dekho, Sabse Pyaar Se Rehna, Sabki Respect Karna, Unka Vishwas Jeetne Ki Koshish Karna, Unki Care Karna, Hamesha Sach Bolna...
    Dulhan: Achcha ji, Thek Hai...
    Banta: Choton Se Hamesha Pyaar Se Baat Karna, Subah Jaldi Utha, Thoda Pooja Paath Karna, Bade-Bjurgon Ki Sewa Karna... Aur Pata Nahin Kya Kya....
    Dulhan Bechari Bore Ho Rahi Thi... Phir Vo Fatafat Uthi Aur Room Ka Darwaza Khol Kar Chilla Kar Boli: Arey Sab Log Andar Aa Jaao, Yahaan Satsang Ho Raha Hai...

    Santa Apne Motaape Ki Wajah Se Tang Aa Kar Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.
    Santa: Doctor Sahab Is Mote Pet Ka Kuch Karo.
    Doctor: Iska To Sirf Ek Hi Ilaaj Hai.
    Santa: Wo Kya Doctor Sahab?
    Doctor: Tum Roz Sirf Do Hi Rotiyan Khaya Karo.
    Santa: Hmmmm, Par Ye Do Rotiya Khaane Se Pehle Khani Hai Ya Baad Mein?

    Pappu Ki Bike Ki Takkar Ek Scooty Waali Ladki Se Ho Gayi Aur Bechari Ladki Gir Gayi
    Bheed Jama Ho Gayi Aur Sabne Pappu Ko Kaafi Maara, Peeta, Aur Phir Ladki Aur Uski Scooty Ko Uthaya...
    Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: Ap Theek Ho, LAgi Toh Nahin?
    Ladki: Arey Nahi, Ye Toh Roz KA Kaam Hai... Vo Actually Mein Abhi Seekh Rahi Hun Na...

    Madam Asked His Student, Pappu, To Get His Father's Signature On His Report Card.
    Pappu Bought His Report Card Next Day With A Signature On It - @@@@@@@@@ Madam Hairani Se: Pappu!!! Yeh Kaise Signature Hain?
    Pappu: Vo Mam, Mere Daddy Ki Jalebi Ki Dukaan Hai, Unka Haath Aise Hi Chalta Hai.
  • Balls and Brains!

    A Marine General, an Army General and a Navy Admiral were discussing who had the toughest men.

    The Army General says, "Alright, I'll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here!"

    The private reports as ordered, "Yes sir?"

    The General says, "See that man over there? Kill him!"

    Without hesitating, the private kills the man.

    The General says, "See? That man has balls!"

    The Marine General says, "That's nothing. Private, get over here!"

    The Marine Private reports, "Yes, sir?"

    The Marine General says, "See that man over there? Kill him and then kill yourself."

    Without blinking, the marine private pulls out his M-16 and blows away the guy, then turns the rifle on himself and unloads several rounds.

    The Marine General says, "See? Now that man has balls!"

    The Admiral says, "That's nothing."

    He calls to a seaman high up on a tower, "Hey, seaman, jump off that tower!" The seaman answers, "Excuse me, sir?"

    The Admiral repeats, "JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!"

    The seaman replies, "Fuck you, sir!" The Admiral says, "See? That man has balls and he's got brains too!"
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