• Karva Chauth Offer!

    Chitrgupt Bohut Pareshaan The Aurr Brahma Ji Se Bole: Hey Prabhu Ye Karvachauth Ke Vratt Se 7 Janam Tak Ek Hi Pati Milne Wali Yojna Band Kar Dein.

    Bramha Ji Ne Pucha- Kyon? Kya Hua?

    Chitrgupt: Prabhu Manage Karna Mushkil Ho Gaya Hai. Sabhi Aurteein 7 Janam Tak Wahi Purush Maangti Hai Par Sabhi Purush Har Bar Dusri Aurat Maangte Hai Bohot Dikkat Ho Rai Hai.

    Brahma Ji Ne Kaha: Ye Scheme Aadi Kaal Se Chali Aa Rahi Hai, Ise Band Nahi Kia Jaa Sakta. Prithvi Par Ek Santa Naam Ka Prani Rehta Hai, Usse Jaa kar Salah Lijiye.

    Chitrgupt Santa Ke Paas Gaye or Unse Salah Maangi.

    Santa Bola: Jo Bhi Aurat 7 Janam Tak Wahi Pati Demand Kare Use Dedo Par Saath Mein Shart Bhi RakhDo Ke Pati Wahi Chahiye Toh Saas Bhi Wahi Milegi, Demand Apne Aap Band...
  • Professional Help!

    A woman received a call that her daughter was sick. She stopped by the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground.

    She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this."

    She bowed her head and asked God to send her HELP. Within a minute a beat up old motorcycle pulled up. A bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.

    She said, "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in my car. I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

    He said, "Sure."

    He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open.

    She hugged the man and through tears said, "Thank You SO Much! You are a very nice man."

    The man replied, "Lady, I am NOT a nice man. I just got out of PRISON yesterday, I was in prison for car theft."

    The woman hugged the man again sobbing, "Oh, thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!"

    Is GOD Good or What!?
  • Public Announcement!

    The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink now and then, but his passion was for peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle each Christmas.

    One year, when the minister went to visit his friend, hoping for his usual Christmas present, he was not disappointed, but his friend told him that he had to thank him for the peach brandy from the pulpit the next Sunday.

    In his haste to get the bottle, the minister hurriedly agreed and left. So the next Sunday the minister suddenly remembered that he had to make a public announcement that he was being supplied alcohol from a member of the church. That morning, his friend sat in the church with a grin on his face, waiting to see the minister's embarrassment.

    The minister climbed into the pulpit and said, "Before we begin, I have an announcement. I would very much like to thank my friend, Joe, for his kind gift of peaches... and for the spirit in which they were given !"
  • Most Preferred Husbands

    Believe it or not.... Lawyers are the most preferred husbands for ladies. Surprised? Don't be, I asked a girl why do you prefer a lawyer to marry?

    She Said: They bow their head while entering the room and again while going out.

    They say 'your honor,' 'my lord' before and after every world.

    They don't have male ego because they wear gown, they go to a BAR wher liquor is not served.

    More importantly they never question the judgement at least before the person who gives it, whether they like it or not. What more do I require?