A large number of married people are involuntarily celibate.
I wonder if anyone has ever farted so hard that they got a muscle cramp in their anus.
The more you know, the less you learn.
It's somewhat unfair to Achilles, a great warrior and hero, that he is now best known for his one mortal weakness.
We still call it 'Footage' but we measure it in minutes instead of feet.
I just opened my electricity bill and water bill at the same time.
I was shocked.
People tell me I'm skeptical...
but I don't believe them.
I'm just intelligent enough to know that I’m not really that intelligent.
I’m just intelligent enough to know that I’m not really that intelligent.
The majority of the world is not at war, but is still significantly affected by the wars.