• Girlfriend Hone Ke Phaayde

    Hamare Purush Users Ne Hhumse Poochha Hai Ki Jeevan Mein Premika Ke Hone Ke Kya Phaayde Hain. Atah Aaj Hum Batayenge Ki Jeeven Mein Girlfriend Hone Ke Kya-Kya Faayde Hain.

    1. Doston Mein Aapki Izzat Bad Jaati Hai
    Ye Jeevan Ka Ek Kadva Sach Hai Bhakton. Aajkal Usi Ladke Ki Har Koi Izzat Karta Hai Jiski Girlfriend Hoti Hai. Bina Girlfriend Waalo Ko Koi Nahi Poochhta Hai.

    2. Aap Apne Dil Ka Dard Usse Share Kar Sakte Hain:
    Apne Dil Ka Dard Karne Ke Liye Aapke Paas Ek Sachha Saathi Hota Hai. (Kintu Sachhai Toh Yah Hai Ki Jiske Pass Girlfriend Hoti Hai Uska Hi Dimaag Hamesha Kharaab Rehta Hai).

    3. Aapki Har Baat Maanne Waala Koi Aapke Paas Hota Hai:
    Girlfrind Banane Se Aapke Paas Ek Aisa Insaan Ho Jaata Hai Jo Aapki Har Baat Maanta Hai. (Kintu Bada Waala Sach Toh Yah Hai Ki Hota Iska Ulta Hai, Aur Hamesha Ladke Hi Joru Ke Ghulaam Bane Rehte Hain).

    4. Aapke Bigadne Ka Khatra Nahi Rahta:
    Ladko Ke Ghar Waale Hamesha Chintit Rehte Hain Ki Kahin Unka Ladka Bigad Naa Jaaye, Kintu Sach Ye Hai Ki Ek Baar Ladke Ki Girlfriend Ban Jaaye Ton Phir Bigadne Ke Liye Aur Kuch Nahi Rehta.

    5. Facebook Mein Aapke Post Danadan Like Hote Hain:
    Jee Haan, Yadi Aapke Paas Girlfriend Ho Toh Aap Facebook Mein Jo Kuch Bhi Daalenge Wo Like Zaroor Kiya Jaata Hai. Sabse Pehle Aapki Girlfriend Use Like Aur Comment Karegi, Uske Baad Ladki Ka Comment Dekhkar Aapke Sabhi Dost Bhi Usmein Comment Karne Ko Betaab Hue Jaayenge.
  • Time for Some Mallu Jokes

    1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
    IngumDax.

    2) Where did the Malayali study?
    In the ko-liage.

    3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
    He is very bissi.

    4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
    To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

    5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
    To yearn meney.

    6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
    He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

    7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
    MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen.

    8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
    Yem Bee Yae.

    9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
    He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

    10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
    An Oto.

    11) Where does he pray?
    In a Temble, Charch and a Maask.

    12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend?
    A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

    13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
    Kerala.

    14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
    Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.

    15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
    He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'.

    16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
    Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders, We Are Yevery Where"

    17) Why aren't Mallus included in hockey and football teams?
    Coz Whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop.

    Now pass it on to 5 Mallus to get a free sample of kokanet oil.
    Pass it on 10 Mallus to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs....
    (My Mallu peeps, no offence, its just a forward..zimbly read and yenjay)
  • The Breathalyzer Test

    A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

    "I can't do that, officer."

    "Why not?"

    "Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."

    "Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

    "Can't do that either, officer."

    "Why not?"

    "Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."

    "Alright, we could get a blood sample."

    "Can't do that either, officer."

    "Why not?"

    "Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."

    "Fine then, just walk this white line."

    "Can't do that either, officer."

    "Why not?"

    "Because I'm too drunk to do that."
  • Awesome Girlfriends

    A Boy to a girl: Hey!!! New Laptop?
    Girl: Yes!
    Boy: Even I've got a new one.
    Girl: Oh really!!! Which one?
    Boy: Dell Inspiron 14 5000, 14 inch touch screen, 1.7ghz intel core i5 CPU, 8GB RAM, 1TB hard disk, windows 8.1, HD graphics, bluetooth 4.0, HD 720p webcam and 3 cell lithium ion battery.
    Girl: Ohh nice.
    Boy: And Yours?
    Girl: Mera Na Pink Wala Hai, Usmein Internet Bhi Hai, Songs Bhi Hain, Aur Usmein Pendrive Bhi Laga Sakte Hain.

    Ek Ladke Ko Uski Girlfriend Ne 2 Baar Message Kiya Aur Dono Hi Baar Ladka Heart Attack Ki Vajah Se Marte-Marte Ye Hain Vo Do Message:
    Pehla: Bahut Ho Gaya... It's Time to Break-up... Sab Kuch Khatam Ho Gaya.
    Doosra Message: Sorry... Sorryyy... Ye Message Tumhaare Liye Nahin Tha...

    Girl: Ye Lo Pendrive, Ismein FACEBOOK Aur Whatsapp Daal Do Please.
    Boy gave a surprised look to the girl...
    Girl: Kya Hua, 2 GB Mein Nahin Aayega Kya???

    Girlfriend: McDonald's Chalein?
    Boy: Spelling Bolo Toh Hi Jayenge.
    Girlfriend: McDonald's Rehne Do, KFC Chalte Hain...
    Boy: Agar KFC Ka Full Form Bata Dogi Toh Le Chalunga.
    Girlfriend: Rehne De Kanjoos. Samosa Hi Khila De.
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