|No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between `Complete` and `Finished.` However, in a linguistic conference, held in London ...|
|Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger says to Stevie, "How`s the singing career going?"|
Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How`s the ...
|United State Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this "secre...|
|Pappu: Saala Ye Sab Teacher Logo Ki Mili Bhagat Hoti Hai, Ek Photo Ke 20 Rupaye lagte Hai Aur Hum Logo Se 50-50 Rupaye Liye Ja Rahe Hain. Matlab ...|
|An angry senator was attacking a minister of government. The minister tried to interrupt the senator`s speech. "I haven`t finished yet," roared t...|
|A firm of solicitors in Mumbai go under the name of Patel, Patel, Patel and Patel. The office phone rang and the voice at the other end asked, "M...|
|A newly appointed health minister of a northern state (guess which?) whose knowledge of English was somewhat elementary was on his first official...|
|President Zia-ul-Haq`s trusted barber seemed to have become infected by the popular demand for the restoration of democracy. One morning while cl...|
|When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven,...|
|A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...|
|Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...|
|Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...|
|Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'|
The salesman assured him that...
|A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...|