|Ek Baar Santa Restaurant Mein Jaata Hai Aur Zor Se Bolta Hai: Mujhe Ek Bottle Champagne Chahiye Aur Baaki Sab Jo Yahan Baithe Hain Unko Bhi Champagne Do..... Kyunki Jab Mein Champagne Peeta Hun Toh Main Chahta Hun Ki Sab Champagne Hi Peeyein.|
Sab Bade Hairaan Hote Hain But Saath Mein Khush Bhi The Kynki Free Ki Champagne Jo Mil Rahi Thi.
Drink Ke Baad Santa Phir Chaillaya: Mujhe Ek Tandoori Chicken Do Aur Baaki Sab Jo Yahan Baithe Hain Unko Bhi Tandoori Chicken Do..... Kyunki Main Chahta Hun Jo Main Kha Raha Hun Vo Sab Khaayein.
Sab Phir Se Bahut Khush Hote Hai, Taaliyaan Bajate Hain Aur, Seetiyaan Maarte Hain... Chicken Jo Aane Waala Tha....
Khaane Ke Baad Santa Phir Se Chaillaya: Mujhe Mera Bill Do Aur Yahan Baithe Baaki Logon Ko Bhi Unka Bill Do... Kyunki Mein Chahta Hun Jaise Main Apna Bill Pay Kar Raha Hun Vaise Hi Sab Apna Apna Bill Pay Karein...
He is still recovering in the ICU!!!
|An old man was lying on his deathbed.|
With only hours to live, he suddenly smelt chocolate chip cookies wafting up from the kitchen. Driven on by his favourite smell, he somehow managed to pull himself out of bed, across the floor to the stairs, and slowly down the stairs to the kitchen.
There, the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last bit of energy, mustering everything he had left, he reached for a cookie only to get his hand slapped.
"No," the wife snapped, "these are for the funeral!"
|Pappu Ke Dada Aur Dadi Ne Apni Jawani Ke Dino Ko Taaza Karne Ka Socha. Kaafi Sochne Ke Baad Unhone Ye Decide Kiya Ki Vo Phir Se Darya Ke Kinaray Milenge, Jaise Puraane Dinon Mein Chori-Chupe Mila Karte The.|
Dada Tayyar-Shayyar Ho Kar, Baal Bana Kar, Kapdon Mein Scent Laga Ke, Kaal Bada Waala Chashma Pehan Ke, Aur Haath Mein Gulab Lekar Darya Ke Kinarey Pahunch Gaya Aurr Taza Thandi Hawaon Mein Intezar Karn Lage...
Lekin Bahut Der Intezar Karne Ke Baad Bhi Unki Girlfriend Nahin Aayi...
Dada Ko Bahut Gussa Aaya. Jab Wo Wapas Ghar Pahunche Toh Dekha Ki Dadi Kursi Per Baithi Muskura Rahi Thi.
Dada, Gusse Se: Tum Aayi Kyun Nahi??? Dadi Sharmati Huye: Mummy Ne Ghar Se Bahar Jane Nahi Diya.
|My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.|
He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.He said with excitement, "You appear quite elderly to be driving."
"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough, that I don't even need a driver's license anymore."
He asked "How do you know?"
"The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him, yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore.' So I thanked him and left!"