• Pappu Ke Dada Aur Dadi

    Pappu Ke Dada Aur Dadi Ne Apni Jawani Ke Dino Ko Taaza Karne Ka Socha. Kaafi Sochne Ke Baad Unhone Ye Decide Kiya Ki Vo Phir Se Darya Ke Kinaray Milenge, Jaise Puraane Dinon Mein Chori-Chupe Mila Karte The.

    Dada Tayyar-Shayyar Ho Kar, Baal Bana Kar, Kapdon Mein Scent Laga Ke, Kaal Bada Waala Chashma Pehan Ke, Aur Haath Mein Gulab Lekar Darya Ke Kinarey Pahunch Gaya Aurr Taza Thandi Hawaon Mein Intezar Karn Lage...

    Lekin Bahut Der Intezar Karne Ke Baad Bhi Unki Girlfriend Nahin Aayi...

    Dada Ko Bahut Gussa Aaya. Jab Wo Wapas Ghar Pahunche Toh Dekha Ki Dadi Kursi Per Baithi Muskura Rahi Thi.

    Dada, Gusse Se: Tum Aayi Kyun Nahi??? Dadi Sharmati Huye: Mummy Ne Ghar Se Bahar Jane Nahi Diya.
  • Too Old To Drive

    My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.

    He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.He said with excitement, "You appear quite elderly to be driving."

    "Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough, that I don't even need a driver's license anymore."

    He asked "How do you know?"

    "The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him, yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore.' So I thanked him and left!"
  • Free Bhindi

    Manmohan Singhji Sabji Kharidne Gaye.
    Manmohan Singhji: Bhai Sahab, Ye Bhindi Kya Bhaav Hai?
    Sabjiwala: Ab Rulaoge Kya? Free Mein Le Jao, Pehli Baar Awaaz Suni Hai Apki...

    Narendra Modi Sabji Kharidne Gaye.
    Narendra Modi: Bhai, Ye Bhindi Kya Bhaav Hai?
    Sabjiwala: Ab Rulaoge Kya??? Muft Mein Le Jao Sir ji, Jab Se Aap PM Bane Hain, Uske Baad Pehli Baar Aapko India Mein Dekha Hai!!!

    Rahul Gandhi Sabji Kharidne Gaya.
    Rahul Gandhi: Bhaiya, Ye Bhindi Kya Bhaav Hai?
    Sabjiwala: Ab Rulaega Kya Pagle??? Muft Mein Le Ja Aur Ye Bhindi Nahin Matar Hain!!!

    Do You Know Ye Sabjiwaala Kaun Tha?
    Ab Tum Log Mil Ke Rulaoge Kya?
    Arey Yaar Itna Sab Muft Mein Kejriwal Ke Ilawa Kaun De Sakta Hai???
  • Scotch & Water

    A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today."

    The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."

    As the woman finishes her drink the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too."

    The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water."

    "Coming up," says the bartender.

    As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one, too." The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water."

    "Coming right up," the bartender says.

    As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"

    The old woman replies, Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor... Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue."
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