• Marriage License

    A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He asked if they had a license and, when they didn't, sent them off to get one.

    They caught the town clerk just as he was locking up, and got the license from him. When they got back to the judge, he pointed out they had filled the names in backwards -- his where hers belonged and vice versa.

    They rushed back to the clerk's office, caught him again, and got another license. This time, the judge noticed that the clerk had filled in the date in the wrong format. Again they catch the clerk... After five reissued licenses, the judge is finally satisfied.

    Judge: I hope you appreciate why I made you keep going back. If there are irregularities in the license, your marriage would not be legal, and any children you might have would be technical bastards.

    Groom: That's funny - that's just what the clerk called you.
  • Ordinary vs Political Thief

    What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief and a Political Thief ?

    1. The Ordinary Thief steals your Money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.
    But, The Political Thief steals your future, career, education, health & business !

    2. The hilarious part is:
    The Ordinary Thief will choose whom to rob. But, you yourself choose the Political Thief to rob you.

    3. The most ironic one:
    Police will chase and nab the Ordinary Thief. But, Police will look after and protect the Political Thief !

    That's the travesty cum irony of our current society! And, we blindly say we are not blind !
  • Unruly Child

    Unruly Child A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!"

    The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically. "What if you get hungry?" he said.

    "Then I'll come home and eat!" bravely declared the child.

    "And what if you run out of money?"

    "I will come home and get some!", readily replied the child.

    The man then made a final attempt, "What if your clothes get dirty?"

    "Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them," was the reply.

    The man shook his head and exclaimed, "This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!!!"
  • The Law Of Attraction

    The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage.

    Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side.

    The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.

    Then, the professor changed the cake and replaced it with some bread.

    The male rat ran towards the bread.

    This experiment went on with the professor changing the food every time.

    And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.

    Professor said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction.

    Then, one of the students from the back rows said, "Sir, why don't you change the female rat? This one may be his wife!"