A man went to meet his father in law to be and was chewing gum. The father in law shouted at him in a harsh voice: Young man, you`re coming to se...
On a long haul UK flight, a mother took her young son to the toilet and told him she would come back for him, in five minutes.
However, he...
The henpecked plumber rang the bell. The master and the mistress of the house came to the door together.
As they all three stood in the hall...
Two women friends met after many years. "Tell me," said one, "What happened to your son?"
"My son? the poor, poor lad!" sighed the other. "W...
A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around ...
In the past few years:
1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines: Scanner, Printer and Xerox Machine.
2. I learnt to use 3 High En...
Stage 1: SMART - This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know everything and want to pass on your ...
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up to the funeral. Every d...
Ek Sharaabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya, Aur Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kiya, Aur Khoob Dawat Ki. Subha Jab Ghar Pahuncha Toh B...
Arnab Goswami might probably be the only guy in this world to fight with his wife & win.
If we could place a mini turbine inside Arnab Gos...
3 Idiots Part 2
Rancho: Smiling
Teacher: Aap Muskura Kyon Rahe Ho?
Rancho: Bahut Dino Se...
One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.
Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?
Pappu: I would want...
A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, "Oh it must be my husb...
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" the irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam",...
This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald`s fast food establishment. Not sure if they hired him...
NAME: Armando R...