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Different Girl!

The soldier asked for a furlough, so that he might get married.

"How long have you known the Girl?" His superior asked.

"A Week."

"Why, my lad, that is hardly long enough. I suggest that you wait a couple of months, and then, if you still want to get married, I shall grant you a furlough."

In two months the soldier was back, reminding his superior of his promise.

"So you still want to get married? My, My ! I did not suppose that a young man would stay interested in the same girl for such a long time nowadays."

"I know, sir. But it is not the same girl, sir."

Shaadi Ke Baad...

Shaadi Ke baad Patni Kaise badalti hai... Zara gaur kijiye...

Pehle Saal: Maine kaha ji, khana kha lijiye, aapne kaafi der se kuchh khaya nahin!

Dusre Saal: Ji, khana taiyaar hai, laga dun?

Teesre Saal: Khana ban chuka hai, jab khana ho tab bata dena...!

Chauthe Saal: Khana banakar rakh diya hai, main bazaar ja rahi hoon, jhud hi nikal kar kha lena.

Paanchve Saal: Main kehti hoon, aaj mujhse khana nahin banega, hotel se le aao.

Chhathe Saal: Jab dekho khana khana aur khaana, abhi subah hi to khaya tha.

Shaadi ke baad Pati kaise badalte hain.. Zara gaur kijiye...

Pehle Saal: Jaanu, Sambhalkar... udhar gadda hai...

Dusre Saal: Arey yaar dekh ke, udhar Gadda hai...

Teesre Saal: Dikhta nahin udhar Gadda hai...

Chauthe Saal: Andhi hai kya, Gadda nahin dikhta??

Paanchve Saal: Arey udhar kidhar marne jaa rahi hai, Gadda to idhar hai...

Exchange Offer!!!

Ek din Santa ne newspaper mein ek advertisement dekha:

'Apna Purana Mobile Do Aur New Mobile Lo'

Santa advertisement dekhar khush ho gaya aur us address per akela chala gaya.

Wahan koi shop nahi thi aur 2 ladke aise hi khade hue the.

Santa wahan jaakar un ladkon se us advertisement ke baare mein puchta hai.

Tabhi ek ladka chaaku nikaal kar kehta hai, "Ye ad humne hi diya tha, chal purana mobile de aur jaakar naya mobile le."

Technology HURTS...

Be afraid! Infact very afraid, or be yourself. Technology can hurt you.

A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her with the dishes, but did not get a response.

She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work.

She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played with his hair softly, sweetly and.... then suddenly.... slapped his face!!!

The husband got up with a shock and asked, "what happened??!?!"

That's when the wife showed him his phone which showed: Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago.

Technology HURTS...

Quotes

A kiss is the shortest distance between two souls.

Trivia

The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.

Graffiti

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.