No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between `Complete` and `Finished.` However, in a linguistic conference, held in London ...
Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger says to Stevie, "How`s the singing career going?"
Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How`s the ...
United State Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this "secre...
Pappu: Saala Ye Sab Teacher Logo Ki Mili Bhagat Hoti Hai, Ek Photo Ke 20 Rupaye lagte Hai Aur Hum Logo Se 50-50 Rupaye Liye Ja Rahe Hain. Matlab ...
An angry senator was attacking a minister of government. The minister tried to interrupt the senator`s speech. "I haven`t finished yet," roared t...
A firm of solicitors in Mumbai go under the name of Patel, Patel, Patel and Patel. The office phone rang and the voice at the other end asked, "M...
A newly appointed health minister of a northern state (guess which?) whose knowledge of English was somewhat elementary was on his first official...
President Zia-ul-Haq`s trusted barber seemed to have become infected by the popular demand for the restoration of democracy. One morning while cl...
When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven,...
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently scold the child.
Smiling sweetly, the te...
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...
Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...
Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...
Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The salesman assured him that...
A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...