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Teen Sawaal...

Ek naujawan ne ek buzurg se pucha:

Jab duniya ek din fanah ho jani hai toh log is ke peche kyun bhaagte hain?
Paisa duniya mein reh jayega toh log is ke peeche zindagi kyun lutaate hain?
Cheezon ko hasil karne ke liye doston ko dushmn kyun samajhte hain?

Buzurg ne teeno sawalon ko bade gaur se suna. Phir unhone jaib se ek machis ki dabbi nikali, usmein se 3 teeliyan uthayi, phir 2 teeliyan wapis rakh diya, aur 1 teeli ko tor ke us k 2 hisse kar diye, aur agla hissa phenk diya pichley hisse ko thora sa nokdaar banaya or munh ke qareeb laa ke danton mein phasa hua khana nikalne lage aur bole: Mujhe kya pata...?

FBI Assassin

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testings were done three finalists remained. Richard, Sam and Jane were to be given a final test. For the final test, the FBI agents took Richard to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find Betty, your wife, sitting in a chair. Kill Her!"

Richard said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

Sam was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.

Sam came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally it was Jane's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband Bob. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood Jane, wiping the sweat from her brow.

"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with a chair."

FACEBOOK Ki Leela...

Facebook ki leela sab par padi bhaari hai...

71 saal ki budhiya bhi yahan kunwaari hai...

Chacha ki bhi kismat badal jaati hai...

18 saal ki chaachi yahan mil jaati hai...

Ladke yahan ladkiyan ban jaate hein...

Nakali Id se aatank machaate hein...

Kuchh toh itne paagal ho jaate hein...

Din raat 'Add Me' - 'Add Me' chillaate hein!

What Time Is It?

On some Air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"

The tower responded, "Who is calling?"

The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"

The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference... If it's a commercial flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it's an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it's a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it's an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to 'Happy Hour.'"

Quotes

Love is not about how many days, months or years you've been together. Love is about how much you love each other everyday.

Trivia

'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.

Graffiti

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.