• Quick Money

    A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell down and broke. A crowd gathered around the boy.

    As usual free advice started flowing from the on lookers, "Couldn't you be more careful?"

    "What is this, you are cycling, casually without attention?"

    An old man approached the crowd saw what had happened and said, "Poor fellow this boy has to answer the Owner of the shop. Ok I will help him, as much as I can......," saying this handed over Rs10/- to the boy.

    And also said, "These onlookers are good people, they will not only give advice, they will help you by giving money also, accept their help."

    The onlookers observing the sayings of the old man and his actions, gave money to the boy.

    The boy was very happy, since the money collected was more than the value of the eggs broken.

    One of the onlooker asked the boy, "Young man if that old man was not around, I do not know what difficulties you would have faced with your owner."

    The boy smiled and replied, "Sir, that old man is the owner of the shop, where I work."
  • Cooking Tips for Ladies

    1) .....While seasoning, if you put few drops of whisky, the oil doesn't burn.

    2) .....While kneading dough, put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will be golden brown.

    3 .....If you add a few drops of vodka in paneer, it will not spoil in summer time.

    4) .....Putting red wine in dal will enhance the taste.

    If you can't manage the above,

    5) .....Pour 4 pegs in your husband's mouth, then it doesn't matter how you cook....

    And Finally........

    6) If point 5 is not possible... then you drink 2 pegs. It doesn't matter what he thinks...
  • Savita Reloaded!

    Wife sent a message to her husband:

    Don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Savita says hi to you.

    Husband: Who is Savita ?

    Wife: Nothing, I was just making sure that you read my message or not.

    Twist in the tale.....
    Husband: But I'm with Savita, which Savita are you talking about ?
    Wife: where are you....?

    Husband: Near vegetable market.

    Wife: Wait, I will come there.....

    After 10 minutes she texts her husband 'where are you?'

    Husband: I m at office, now buy whatever vegetables you need...
  • The Sahara Forest!!!

    A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave.

    "Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the skinny man.

    "Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the lumberjack. "Take your axe and go cut it down."

    The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack's door. "I cut the tree down," said the man.

    The lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?"

    "In the Sahara Forest," replied the puny man.

    "You mean the Sahara Desert," said the lumberjack.

    The little man laughed and answered back, "Oh sure, that's what they call it now!"