• I am convinced that most girls want a wedding more than a husband!
    I am convinced that most girls want a wedding more than a husband!
  • I don't know why people are against Nirmala Sitharaman.<br/>
She has done nothing!
    I don't know why people are against Nirmala Sitharaman.
    She has done nothing!
  • Kid: I have a netbook, smartphone, flash drive, iPad. Dad, what did you use in school when you were a student?<br/>
Dad: My brain!
    Kid: I have a netbook, smartphone, flash drive, iPad. Dad, what did you use in school when you were a student?
    Dad: My brain!
  • Religions all over the world are waiting for the Coronavirus thing to end so that they can start performing miracles and healing the sick again!
    Religions all over the world are waiting for the Coronavirus thing to end so that they can start performing miracles and healing the sick again!
  • Gargle with hot water once a day. It may or may not make any difference to Corona, but by doing this - the spider web on the roof can be seen and cleaned. Otherwise, who remembers the cleanliness by bowing their head to see the mobile phone.<br/>
Deepawali is coming, thought I should remind you... in the interest of the Nation!
    Gargle with hot water once a day. It may or may not make any difference to Corona, but by doing this - the spider web on the roof can be seen and cleaned. Otherwise, who remembers the cleanliness by bowing their head to see the mobile phone.
    Deepawali is coming, thought I should remind you... in the interest of the Nation!
  • If you're married, every day is a Halloween!<br/>
Anyways, Happy Halloween!
    If you're married, every day is a Halloween!
    Anyways, Happy Halloween!
  • Carve your pumpkin and get yourself ready for the witch-hunting because tonight is going to be the scariest Halloween of your life.<br/>
Happy Halloween!
    Carve your pumpkin and get yourself ready for the witch-hunting because tonight is going to be the scariest Halloween of your life.
    Happy Halloween!
  • Hope everyone gets to embrace the lessons given by our dear Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).<br/>
Eid Ul Milad Un Nabi Mubarak!
    Hope everyone gets to embrace the lessons given by our dear Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).
    Eid Ul Milad Un Nabi Mubarak!
  • We are the followers of our dear Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) and grateful to Allah for sending Him to us in order to guide us with heavenly wisdom.<br/>
Happy Eid Ul Milad Un Nabi!
    We are the followers of our dear Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) and grateful to Allah for sending Him to us in order to guide us with heavenly wisdom.
    Happy Eid Ul Milad Un Nabi!
  • At the vegetable market:<br/>
Lady: I'm buying these vegetables for my husband. Have you sprayed these with any poisonous chemicals?<br/>
Seller: No madam, you'll have to do that yourself!
    At the vegetable market:
    Lady: I'm buying these vegetables for my husband. Have you sprayed these with any poisonous chemicals?
    Seller: No madam, you'll have to do that yourself!