• My mother confused me from the ages of 1 to 7, I thought my name was `Hey Bhagwan`!
    My mother confused me from the ages of 1 to 7, I thought my name was "Hey Bhagwan"!
  • Feeling adventurous?<br/><br/>

Next time your wife calls you, reject the call and text her `He's busy`. And then turn off your mobile.
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All the best!
    Feeling adventurous?

    Next time your wife calls you, reject the call and text her "He's busy". And then turn off your mobile.

    All the best!
  • An empty fridge is the saddest appliance on Earth!
    An empty fridge is the saddest appliance on Earth!
  • This girl I met at the bar told me `Make me laugh and I'm yours`.<br/>
So I showed her my bank balance!
    This girl I met at the bar told me "Make me laugh and I'm yours".
    So I showed her my bank balance!
  • Don't come to me with your astrology nonsense. Everyone knows it's not true.<br/>
And besides, I'm a Gemini and I don't believe in these fake things!
    Don't come to me with your astrology nonsense. Everyone knows it's not true.
    And besides, I'm a Gemini and I don't believe in these fake things!
  • Pink Ball Cricket
    Now even the females have a reason to watch cricket since now they have "Mera Wala Pink"!
  • Taking candy from a baby is seen as evil but it's actually good because candy is bad for babies!
    Taking candy from a baby is seen as evil but it's actually good because candy is bad for babies!
  • When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats.<br/>
Apparently this is known as `Many Paws`!
    When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats.
    Apparently this is known as "Many Paws"!
  • I had a fire evacuation training meeting this week. My boss asked, `what steps would you take in the event of a fire?`<br/>
Apparently, fast ones wasn't the answer he was looking for!
    I had a fire evacuation training meeting this week. My boss asked, `what steps would you take in the event of a fire?`
    Apparently, fast ones wasn't the answer he was looking for!
  • I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.<br/>
She looked surprised!
    I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised!