• Visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, `where are you feeling the pain?`<br/>
Me: Jaw Simran Jaw!
    Visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, "where are you feeling the pain?"
    Me: Jaw Simran Jaw!
  • CBSE 12th Topper Meghna Srivastava has scored 499/500. Undoubtedly, she has left a mark in our education system!<br/>
#CBSEResult2018
    CBSE 12th Topper Meghna Srivastava has scored 499/500. Undoubtedly, she has left a mark in our education system!
    #CBSEResult2018
  • Pappu's friend: Yaar Maine Ek Kutta Liya Hai, Uska Kya Naam Rakhun?<br/>
Pappu: Kutta.<br/>
Friend: Yaar Kutte Ka Naam Kutta Kaun Rakhta Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Toh Tere Papa Ne Tera Naam 'Manav' Kyon Rakha?
    Pappu's friend: Yaar Maine Ek Kutta Liya Hai, Uska Kya Naam Rakhun?
    Pappu: Kutta.
    Friend: Yaar Kutte Ka Naam Kutta Kaun Rakhta Hai?
    Pappu: Toh Tere Papa Ne Tera Naam 'Manav' Kyon Rakha?
  • Don't judge people for drinking;<br/>
Judge them for not drinking.<br/>
These ones are surely upto something!
    Don't judge people for drinking;
    Judge them for not drinking.
    These ones are surely upto something!
  • Why are they called `nude beaches`? It is the people who are nude, not the beaches!
    Why are they called "nude beaches"? It is the people who are nude, not the beaches!
  • People don't get married anymore, they just update their privacy policy!
    People don't get married anymore, they just update their privacy policy!
  • Tsunami - T is silent<br/>
Honest - H is silent<br/>
Island - S is silent<br/>
Queue - ueue is silent
    Tsunami - T is silent
    Honest - H is silent
    Island - S is silent
    Queue - ueue is silent
  • Never lose faith. Keep working hard, you'll find a way!
    Never lose faith. Keep working hard, you'll find a way!
  • When you climb to the top of the obstacle that is blocking your view, you are able to look at your situation from a different perspective.<br/>
Good Morning!
    When you climb to the top of the obstacle that is blocking your view, you are able to look at your situation from a different perspective.
    Good Morning!
  • How to 'Diet Religiously':<br/>
Eat what you like and pray it doesn't show!
    How to 'Diet Religiously':
    Eat what you like and pray it doesn't show!