|Wife: Why can't you wear a mask?|
Husband: But I'm not going anywhere.
Wife: I know. I'm just really tired of your face!
|Never in my entire life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!|
|Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.|
What a wonderful caring woman!
|Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?|
Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!
|After this lockdown situation is over, I'm expecting these Punjabi songs:|
* Jatti Teri Coronavirus Vargi Puri Duniya Ch Tabahi Machai Firdi
* Gabhru Hai Poora Coronavirus Baliye Koi Darda Nede Na Aave
|In these hours of lockdown, I request all my contacts to cut down on WhatsApp messages.|
I am unable to accomplish the tasks and they are being carried over to tomorrow.
And tomorrow never comes!
|Me: Nobody tells me what to do.|
My Punjabi Mom: Main Shittar Bade Maarne Hai, So Ja Chup Kar Ke.
Me: Hanji Mummy, Saun Hi Laga Si!
|We are not stuck at home.|
We are blessed to have a home!
|People don't always need advice. Sometimes all they really need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen, and a heart to understand them.|
Good Morning and have a relaxing weekend!
|The buttons of my jeans have started social distancing from each other!|