|In only his 1st Test as Captain, Virat Kohli picked up all Sharmas.|
Because of Anushka Sharma.
Kyunki Saari Khudai Ek Taraf, Zoru Ke Bhai Ek Taraf!
|Life of a college student:|
Wallet Hai - Paise Nahi,
Lecturer Hai - Attendence Nahi,
Cell Hai - Balance Nahi,
Friends Hai - Girlfriend Nahi,
Exam Hai - Tension Nahi,
Padhna Hai - Mood Nahi!
|The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action!|
|Kinni Ajeeb Gall Hai - Kandh Vichh Traid Pai Jaave Ta Kandh Digg Paindi Hai;|
Par Rishteyian Vich Traid Pai Jave Ta Kandhan Khadiyan Ho Jandian Ne!
|When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything's wrong;|
And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything's wrong!
|Put God first and you will never be last!|
|I'm not making any plans. I'm just going to let the universe surprise me!|
|What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man can't hold it for more than a minute?|
|Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?|
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
|My goal for 2015 is to accomplish the goals of 2014 which I should have done in 2013 because I promised them in 2012 and planed in 2011.|