|Problem of my life:|
Whenever I try to fall in love with my books,
My cell phone proposes me.
|Army Officer: I have not linked my account to Aadhaar. But I still got gas subsidy.|
Bank Employee: That's not the gas subsidy. That's your 7th pay commission hike in your salary.
|Son 'Gives suicide note to his father'|
SBI Father: Peeche Account Number Aur Mobile Number Likho.
|Success is a tasty dish.|
Patience, intelligence, knowledge and experience are its 'Ingredients'.
But 'Hard Work' is that little salt that makes it 'Delicious'.
Have a successful day!
|Goodbye November, Hello December|
Please be a good month and bring smiles and happiness to family and friends.
|I am going to change all my passwords to 'Women'.|
Because... Nobody seems to figure them out!
|Idea Ki Internet Sharing Ad Mein 100 MB Share Karke Aise Expressions Dete Hain Jaise...|
Apni Aadhi Jaaydaad De Di Ho Kisi Ko!
|Philosophy - The questions that may never be answered.|
Religion - The answers that must never be questioned
|Nehru Ji Ke Kapde Dhulne Britain Jaate They.|
Modi Ji Ke India Aate Hain.
|Whenever someone asks you for a relationship advice,|
Just point him in the direction of the nearest liquor store!