|Johnnie: We have a new baby at our house.|
Charlie: Is it a girl or boy?
Johnnie: I really can't make out; they haven't put its clothes on yet!
|Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note.|
Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?
|Exams are there, at the paper I continuously stare;|
The answer is nowhere, which makes us pull our hair;
The teachers make you glare, the grades are not fair;
But just like the past all the years, I simply don't care!
|You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh;|
But you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry!
|Life is like a coin. Pleasure and pain are its two sides.|
At any given time, only one side is visible;
But remember the other side is also waiting for its turn!
|The nearest way to glory is to strive to be what you wish you thought to be!|
|Sometimes tears are the sign of unspoken happiness and smile is the sign of silent pain!|
|Sometimes being silly with a friend is the best therapy!|
If you don't like any rule, just follow it. Reach the top and then change the rule!
|During a family meeting, the following people were present:|
Father, Mother, Son, Daughter, Aunt, Uncle, Niece, Cousin, and Nephew. But only four peoples were present.
How is it possible?