|Dhan Vi Tera, Te Man Vi Hai Tera;|
Jindri Vi Teri, Te Shreer Vi Tera;
Mera Iss Jag Vich Rabba Kuch Nahi;
Daata Tera Shukar Hai Iss Dhanteras!
|Burst the Indian crackers, light up the trees;|
They shouldn't be Chinese even if they're free.
Our enemy shouldn't harness our Diwali festival;
Think of our armed forces and support our economy.
|Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.|
Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
|Ganpati, Laughing Buddha, Santa-Claus or Kuber.|
They're a few of the most popular Gods who're in the heavier side. So don't get hassled if you are a few pounds overweight!
|Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.|
Wife: Jao, Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do.
Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun, Pagli!
|Loveless life is like a fruitless tree but friendless life is like a rootless tree.|
Tree can live without fruit but not without roots!
|Boys use the word friendship to start love;|
But girls use the word friendship to end love!
|Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?|
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Alia Bhat after thinking a lot - MS Dhoni!
|Woman has the most unique character like salt. Her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless!|
|If an electric train is going 150 miles per hour north and the wind is blowing the same south, which way does the smoke blow?|