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|Urdu Mein Arz Kiya Hai:|
Woh Waqt Gujar Gaya, Jab Mujhe Teri Mohobbat Ki Aarzoo Thi;
Ab Tu Khuda Bhi Ban Jaye Toh Main Tera Sajdaa Na Karoon!
Punjabi Explanation in Short:
MAIN DUJJI LABH LAYI!
|Love - the quest|
Marriage - the conquest
Divorce - the inquest!
|I'm offended by political jokes. Too often, they get elected!|
|Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!|
|Love is like a stapler pin.|
It's easy to attach but hard to detach; and the worst is when finally you are able to detach it, it still leaves the paper damaged!
|Gardener may water the plant daily but fruits grow only in the season.|
So have patience because everything is destined to happen by its own time!
|Hope is the constant companion of those who believe in God. Hope for the best and it'll come to you!|
|In only his 1st Test as Captain, Virat Kohli picked up all Sharmas.|
Because of Anushka Sharma.
Kyunki Saari Khudai Ek Taraf, Zoru Ke Bhai Ek Taraf!
|Life of a college student:|
Wallet Hai - Paise Nahi,
Lecturer Hai - Attendence Nahi,
Cell Hai - Balance Nahi,
Friends Hai - Girlfriend Nahi,
Exam Hai - Tension Nahi,
Padhna Hai - Mood Nahi!