|Santa: I really need some space in our marriage.|
Jeeto: They why don't you join NASA?
|Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.|
Girlfriend: Awww... what?
Pappu: My reflection!
|Interviewer: What drives you?|
Candidate: The bus mostly.
Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?
Candidate: Missing the bus!
|Wives are magicians... they can change anything into an argument!|
|Mumbling is the glue that holds a marriage together!|
|Even mutual funds have maturity but some people don't!|
|As a kid, I didn't want to sleep cause I was scared of nightmares. Now, all I want to do is sleep cause life is worse than any nightmare!|
|The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away.|
|While people are worried about depositing more than 2.50 lakhs in their accounts.|
I am receiving notifications from my bank to maintain the minimum balance!
|I don't know how am I supposed to lose weight when the best part of life is food!|