• In only his 1st Test as Captain, Virat Kohli picked up all Sharmas.
    Rohit Sharma
    Karn Sharma
    Ishant Sharma
    Because of Anushka Sharma.
    Kyunki Saari Khudai Ek Taraf, Zoru Ke Bhai Ek Taraf!
  • Life of a college student:
    Wallet Hai - Paise Nahi,
    Lecturer Hai - Attendence Nahi,
    Cell Hai - Balance Nahi,
    Friends Hai - Girlfriend Nahi,
    Exam Hai - Tension Nahi,
    Padhna Hai - Mood Nahi!
  • The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action!
    The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action!
  • Kinni Ajeeb Gall Hai - Kandh Vichh Traid Pai Jaave Ta Kandh Digg Paindi Hai;
    Par Rishteyian Vich Traid Pai Jave Ta Kandhan Khadiyan Ho Jandian Ne!
  • When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything's wrong;<br/>
And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything's wrong!
    When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything's wrong;
    And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything's wrong!
  • Put God first and you will never be last!
    Put God first and you will never be last!
  • I'm not making any plans. I'm just going to let the universe surprise me!
  • What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man can't hold it for more than a minute?
    What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man can't hold it for more than a minute?
  • Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?<br/>
Pappu: Kiss<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
    Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?
    Pappu: Kiss
    Teacher: How?
    Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
  • My goal for 2015 is to accomplish the goals of 2014 which I should have done in 2013 because I promised them in 2012 and planed in 2011.<br />
Happy 2015!
    My goal for 2015 is to accomplish the goals of 2014 which I should have done in 2013 because I promised them in 2012 and planed in 2011.
    Happy 2015!
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