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  • Urdu Mein Arz Kiya Hai:<br />
Woh Waqt Gujar Gaya, Jab Mujhe Teri Mohobbat Ki Aarzoo Thi;<br />
Ab Tu Khuda Bhi Ban Jaye Toh Main Tera Sajdaa Na Karoon!<br />
Punjabi Explanation in Short:<br />
MAIN DUJJI LABH LAYI!
    Urdu Mein Arz Kiya Hai:
    Woh Waqt Gujar Gaya, Jab Mujhe Teri Mohobbat Ki Aarzoo Thi;
    Ab Tu Khuda Bhi Ban Jaye Toh Main Tera Sajdaa Na Karoon!
    Punjabi Explanation in Short:
    MAIN DUJJI LABH LAYI!
  • Love - the quest<br />
Marriage - the conquest<br />
Divorce - the inquest!
    Love - the quest
    Marriage - the conquest
    Divorce - the inquest!
  • I'm offended by political jokes. Too often, they get elected!
    I'm offended by political jokes. Too often, they get elected!
  • Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
    Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
  • Love is like a stapler pin.<br />
It's easy to attach but hard to detach; and the worst is when finally you are able to detach it, it still leaves the paper damaged!
    Love is like a stapler pin.
    It's easy to attach but hard to detach; and the worst is when finally you are able to detach it, it still leaves the paper damaged!
  • Gardener may water the plant daily but fruits grow only in the season.<br />
So have patience because everything is destined to happen by its own time!
    Gardener may water the plant daily but fruits grow only in the season.
    So have patience because everything is destined to happen by its own time!
  • Hope is the constant companion of those who believe in God. Hope for the best and it'll come to you!
    Hope is the constant companion of those who believe in God. Hope for the best and it'll come to you!
  • In only his 1st Test as Captain, Virat Kohli picked up all Sharmas.
    Rohit Sharma
    Karn Sharma
    Ishant Sharma
    Because of Anushka Sharma.
    Kyunki Saari Khudai Ek Taraf, Zoru Ke Bhai Ek Taraf!
  • Life of a college student:
    Wallet Hai - Paise Nahi,
    Lecturer Hai - Attendence Nahi,
    Cell Hai - Balance Nahi,
    Friends Hai - Girlfriend Nahi,
    Exam Hai - Tension Nahi,
    Padhna Hai - Mood Nahi!
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