|Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?|
Pappu: No one else knows where I itch!
|November is the time to be thankful, a time to remember and to embrace those who enrich our lives. I'm thankful for a lot of things, but I'm most thankful to you.|
|Johnny: Papa, are you growing taller all the time?|
Father: No, my child. Why do you ask?
Johnny: Because the top of your head is pocking up through your hair!
|The only person who looks good in a group photo is the one who uploads it!|
|If I were was stealing Wi-Fi from a temple, does that mean God's giving me signals?|
|My wife must be a relative of Nathu Ram Godse. She's constantly eliminating the Gandhis from my wallet!|
|Blessings from our home to yours!|
Have a Wonderful Thanksgiving!
|Love bears all things;|
Love endures all things;
Love hopes in all things;
Love believes in all things.
Come, let's fall in love!
|2 days before the exam, they refer to foreign Authors;|
1 day before exam, they refer to local Authors;
On the day of exam, they are the Authors!
I love the Sagittarius in you.