|When you feel sad - to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,|
"Damn I am really so cute".
You'll overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
Happy April Fool!
|Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...|
Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!
|Bunty: Mirrors don't lie.|
Pappu: And lucky for you, they don't laugh either!
|It's been "one of those days" for like three years now!|
|Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace!|
|Stars can't shine without darkness!|
|Even though I'm mad I just wanted to say goodnight and I love you.|
I don't want you to go to bed or wake up angry!
|If you fail to achieve your dreams. Change your ways not your principles. Trees change their leaves not roots.|
|Enjoy life now. This is not a rehearsal!|
|World Cup Bhale Hi Australia Jeet Geya Ho Lekin... Abhi Ye 4 Saal India Mein Hi Rahega...|
Noc Lena Padega... File Banegi... Phir Clearance Hoga... Phir Custom Office Jaayegi... Export Duty Bhi Jama Hogi... Babu Chutti Par Rahega... Etc Etc...
Relax Guys... We Wont Give It Back!