If you drink a gallon of water per day, you won't have time for other people's drama.
Because you will be too busy peeing!
|Why Dark is spelled with K and not C?
Because you can not C in the Dark!
If a man says he will fix it, he will.
There is no need to remind him every six months!
|If robots can't identify stop signs and traffic lights in captcha images then maybe self-driving cars are a really bad idea!|
|The Internet is just a collection of human thoughts.|
That's why there's so much porn!
|Schools are the reason why kids think that Monday is the start of the week instead of Sunday!|
|Marriage is fun:|
My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting!
|Today is Saturday.|
Pracheen Kaal Mein Aaj Ke Din Party Hoti Thi!
|If you can't dance when you're drunk, at least speak English or text your ex.|
Don't just waste alcohol!
|Monsoon has reached Delhi but due to State Policy, it has to remain quarantined for 14 days. So don't blame the Rain God but try to enjoy hot and humid weather!|