Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?
Pappu: No one else knows where I itch!
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November is the time to be thankful, a time to remember and to embrace those who enrich our lives. I'm thankful for a lot of things, but I'm most thankful to you.
Happy Thankgiving!
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Johnny: Papa, are you growing taller all the time?
Father: No, my child. Why do you ask?
Johnny: Because the top of your head is pocking up through your hair!
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The only person who looks good in a group photo is the one who uploads it!
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If I were was stealing Wi-Fi from a temple, does that mean God's giving me signals?
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My wife must be a relative of Nathu Ram Godse. She's constantly eliminating the Gandhis from my wallet!
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Blessings from our home to yours!
Have a Wonderful Thanksgiving!
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Love bears all things;
Love endures all things;
Love hopes in all things;
Love believes in all things.
Come, let's fall in love!
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2 days before the exam, they refer to foreign Authors;
1 day before exam, they refer to local Authors;
On the day of exam, they are the Authors!
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Positive
Adventurous
Intellectual
Philosophical
Light-hearted
Straight-forward
I love the Sagittarius in you.
Happy Birthday!
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