|Dimag Agar Printer Hota Toh Khayal Ke Printout Nikaal Lete;|
Mann Mein Bluetooth Hota Toh Emotions Transfer Kar Lete;
Heartbeat Agar Pen Drive Hota Toh Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete;
Aur Kash Zindagi Ek Computer Hoti Toh Bachhpan Restart Kar Lete!
|Alcohol was always a part of our culture; and was considered as a basic necessity. |
Ghar - Bar
Khana - Peena
Dawaa - Daru
By similar logic, should Beefeater Gin also be banned!
I wish you and all family members - the most colourful Holi!
|ਪਰੀ ਮਾਰ ਬੁੰਗ ਛੁਟੀ ਬਾਣ ਗੋਲੀ।।|
ਮਨੋ ਸੂਰ ਬੈਠੇ ਭਲੀ ਖੇਲ ਹੋਲੀ।।੧੯।।
ਹੋਲੇ ਮੁਹੱਲੇ ਦੀ ਲੱਖ ਲੱਖ ਵਧਾਈ।
|Wives are like the colours of Holi.|
In the beginning, they look good but eventually they turn black and are hardly pleasant.
Last Name - Ever.
First Name - Don't talk to me!
|Sweetest kiss - on the head!|
Loveliest kiss - on cheeks!
Most romantic kiss - on the lips!
And the hottest kiss?
On the bike's silencer!
|Smiles are contagious, be a carrier!|
|Mother: Till what time have you been sleeping? |
Kid: Till the time you didn't wake me up!