|Banta: Why do you like green tea so much?|
Santa: Green tea is a good anti-oxidant. It helps to digest 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'!
|What do you call bears with no ears?|
|A Marwadi gets a heart attack.|
Friend: Fortis hospital is nearest, let's take him there.
Marwadi: Wait, I'm feeling better now!
|You know mountains aren't just funny, they are hill-areas!|
|The difference between beggar and unemployed is one begs from strangers and the latter one begs from known people!|
|On my birthday, my friend messaged me in short, "HBD HBD HBD".|
So now on his anniversary, I messaged him, "HA HA HA".
And he blocked me. Did I say anything wrong?
|There exists a paradise where...|
All wives are lovely and all husbands are loving,
All parents are respected and all children are angels,
All holidays are relaxing and all vacations are amazing,
All birthdays are celebrated and all anniversaries are being rejoiced.
That place is called...
|This year, your birthday gathering is going to leave everyone speechless. Happy Birthday to a real master of good taste!|
|Your anniversary reminds us of all the things we love about this season - or perhaps one of the very few.|
Have a great one!
|Eyes can see the future.|
Heart believes in it.
The mind works for it.
Soul lives in it!