|Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening?|
Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave!
|The man who brags, "I run things in my house," usually refers to the lawn mower, washing machine, vacuum sweeper, baby carriage and the errands!|
|Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me.|
Banta: So what did you do for it?
Santa: I gave up thinking!
|May you celebrate all the 6 days of Durgaotsav -|
with reverence, purity and spirit!
Happy Durga Puja!
|May Allah give you strength to be always willing to sacrifice; and submit to His wish and command at all times!|
Happy Eid-ul Adha!
|On the auspicious occasion of the victory of good over evil, may the colour, bliss and beauty of this festival be with you throughout the year!|
|Wherever there is love there is life!|
~ Mahatma Gandhi
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
|No matter how serious life gets, we constantly need the company of people with whom we can completely be stupid!|
|Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?|
|ਕਲਿ ਕਲੇਸ ਗੁਰ ਸਬਦਿ ਨਿਵਾਰੇ ।।|
~ ਅੰਗ - ੧੯੧
ਮਾਨਸਕ ਝਗੜੇ ਤੇ ਕਲੇਸ਼ ਗੁਰੂ ਦੇ ਸ਼ਬਦ ਨੇ ਦੂਰ ਕਰ ਦਿੱਤੇ।
Guru's Shabad eradicates worries and troubles!