|You are a Punjabi if your day starts with Green Tea & Oats and it ends with Butter Naan with Butter Chicken!|
|Sometimes I wonder if Mobile Phone's front cameras are magnets which pull women's lips towards itself!|
|Went to Salon:|
Stylist: Shave Karwa Lo?
Stylist: Tanning Pack?
Me: Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Ke Shaadi Bhi Karwa De Abb!
If you ever need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, ask your girlfriend to send a selfie!
|I never realized how short a month is until I started paying rent!|
|Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?|
Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga!
|The relationships chord is flexible. Don't push it too hard that it breaks!|
|God has added one more day in your life; not necessarily because you need it but because someone else might need you.|
Good Morning & have a great week!
|I wish I lost weight as fast as I lose motivation!|
|Jail and Prison are synonyms, but Jailer and Prisoner are antonyms!|