• While Skydiving:<br/>
Instructor: Sir, You can't just jump out without your equipment on.<br/>
The boy shows him the text of girlfriend saying, `We need to talk`.<br/>
Instructor: OK, You jump first!Upload to Facebook
    While Skydiving:
    Instructor: Sir, You can't just jump out without your equipment on.
    The boy shows him the text of girlfriend saying, "We need to talk".
    Instructor: OK, You jump first!
  • My wife's intuition is so good, that at times she already know I am wrong even before I opened my mouth! Upload to Facebook
    My wife's intuition is so good, that at times she already know I am wrong even before I opened my mouth!
  • Wife: Aapki Blue Wali Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi.<br/>
Husband: It's OK! Mere Paas Ek Aur Blue Shirt Hai.<br/>
Wife: I know, Maine Us Mein Se Kapda Kaat Kar Pehle Wali Mein Laga Diya Hai!
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    Wife: Aapki Blue Wali Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi.
    Husband: It's OK! Mere Paas Ek Aur Blue Shirt Hai.
    Wife: I know, Maine Us Mein Se Kapda Kaat Kar Pehle Wali Mein Laga Diya Hai!
  • I never finish anything, it's almost like I have a black belt in PARTIAL ARTS!Upload to Facebook
    I never finish anything, it's almost like I have a black belt in PARTIAL ARTS!
  • Haters are like crickets, you can't see them but you can hear them, and when you walk by them they are quiet!Upload to Facebook
    Haters are like crickets, you can't see them but you can hear them, and when you walk by them they are quiet!
  • Success isn't given. It's earned.<br/>
On the track, on the field, in the gym, with blood, sweat and the occasional tear!Upload to Facebook
    Success isn't given. It's earned.
    On the track, on the field, in the gym, with blood, sweat and the occasional tear!
  • 
Your past was never a mistake if you learned from it.<br/>
Good Morning & have a Nice Week!Upload to Facebook
    Your past was never a mistake if you learned from it.
    Good Morning & have a Nice Week!
  • Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?<br/>
Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?
    Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!
  • Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?<br/>
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?
    Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
  • Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable.<br/>
Those people are called bartenders!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable.
    Those people are called bartenders!
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