|Misbah Ul Haq trying to propose an Australian girl:|
Misbah: Main Aap Se Be-Inteha Mohabbat Karta Hun.
Misbah: Main Aap Se Pyaar Karta Hun.
Girl: Please speak in English.
Misbah: Boys played well... it was just a bad luck today and we lost the match!
|I got married so that I can be auto-corrected even when my phone is off!|
|Aaj Mubarak Kal Mubarak, Holi Ka Har Pal Mubarak;|
Rang Birangi Holi Mein, Mera Bhi Pyara Rang Mubarak.
Wishing you and your family a very happy and colourful Holi!
|Don't like me?|
Cool... I don't wake up every day to impress you!
|If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the quilt to your side!|
|Behind every great woman, there's an even greater bum!|
|Congrats to the proud parents on being blessed with a baby boy!|
|Your kiss came as a surprise, something remarkable, something sensational.|
You unlocked my sealed lips, and I would allow you to do it again!
|You came suddenly and gave me two things:|
Patience to my heart;
And colour to my life.
Love you, my darling!
Have a nice weekend!