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|An old Indian woman slips and falls. She cries, "Hai Meri Kismat!`|
A foreigner walks past and says, `Hi! Merry Christmas to you too!"
|What's common between clouds and wife?|
When both are not around, we call it a bright day!
|My heart says bacon and beer but my jeans say, for the love of God dude - eat a f***ing salad!|
|Work is worship... but I am an atheist!|
|The best things in life are:|
The people you love;
The places you visit;
And the memories you make!
|We are in the last month of the year. Just felt I should thank everyone who made me smile this year. You are one of them, so here's a big|
Happy New Year!
|Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else!|
|Once you accept someone for what they really are, they will really surprise you by being better than you ever expected.|
|Think of your faults the first part of the night when you are awake;|
And the faults of others the latter part of the night when you are asleep.