Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?
Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?
Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
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There is always something for which to be thankful. May you enjoy all the simple pleasures this beautiful season has to offer!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Little Johnnie (running home): Oh, mother, there's going to be trouble down at the grocer's.
Mother: Why?
Johnnie: Mrs. Jones has a baby girl and Mr. Jones had a sign in his window for a week, Boy Wanted!
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Forget about bringing Black Money from abroad;
Let's first try to bring back our PM from abroad!
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Sometimes I wake up GRUMPY; other times
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I let her sleep!
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The roots of GOSSIP are found in our education system.
For only 5 marks, we have been repeatedly asked objective type questions; and then
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asked to explain it in detail!
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A woman prefers a man without money to money without a man!
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Life is a roller-coaster ride that you enjoy the most when you have a companion who laughs, fears, enjoys and above all - holds your hands during the ups and downs.
Happy Wedding Anniversary to the perfect couple!
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I hope and wish this is the beginning of your greatest and most wonderful year ever!
Happy Birthday!
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You have brought so much joy into our lives, my little dear one.
Happy Birthday and wish you a joyous life!
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