|I don't know why pizza always smells better when it's not your pizza!|
|Looks like you have a lot on your mind.|
Do you wanna drink about it!
|I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. "AALSI them later"!|
|What if one day Google was deleted and we couldn't Google what happened to Google!|
|Wife: He made 2 fat jokes yesterday.|
Husband: That's a lie.
Therapist: Then why would she remember you making them?
Husband: Because elephants never forget.
Therapist: LMAO! Savage!
|A wife is cute when she is mute and a husband is honey when he gives money!|
|The only person in this world who will never hurt you, never lie to you, never make you cry, and always be there for you is yourself!|
|Weight loss frustration... "Pran Jaaye Par Wajan Na Jaaye"!|
|Pro Tip to all wives:|
If you want to take out all your frustration on anyone, your husband is your easiest target. He is not listening anyways!
|My life used to about fun, laziness and food.|
Now it's about naps, depression and anxiety!