|When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden'.|
When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.
When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of Beer.
I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather!
|I don't want to brag, but I finished the jigsaw puzzle in a week and it said 2-4 years on the box!|
|Man: I want a divorce because my wife hasn't spoken to me for past six months.|
Judge: You better think over it. Wives like that are hard to get!
|Pakistan doesn't practice terrorism.|
It has already mastered it!
|You should do two things in the morning...|
1. Pray to God so you can live
2. Have a shower so others can live!
|Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed.|
It can just be transferred from one girl to another!
|Asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up.|
Guess the two of us aren't going to work out!
A bank will lend you money if you prove that you don't need it!
|Men never win an argument with their wives; and the only time they think they have, they realize the argument wasn't even yet over!|
|How many click-bait articles does it take to change a light bulb?|
The answer may shock you!