• When you feel sad - to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,<br />
`Damn I am really so cute`. <br />
You'll overcome your sadness. <br />
But don't make this a habit. <br />
Coz liars go to hell. <br />
Happy April Fool!Upload to Facebook
    When you feel sad - to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
    "Damn I am really so cute".
    You'll overcome your sadness.
    But don't make this a habit.
    Coz liars go to hell.
    Happy April Fool!
  • Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...<br />

Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!Upload to Facebook
    Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...
    Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!
  • Bunty: Mirrors don't lie.<br />
Pappu: And lucky for you, they don't laugh either!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Mirrors don't lie.
    Pappu: And lucky for you, they don't laugh either!
  • It's been `one of those days` for like three years now!Upload to Facebook
    It's been "one of those days" for like three years now!
  • Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace!Upload to Facebook
    Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace!
  • Stars can't shine without darkness!Upload to Facebook
    Stars can't shine without darkness!
  • Even though I'm mad I just wanted to say goodnight and I love you.<br /> I don't want you to go to bed or wake up angry!Upload to Facebook
    Even though I'm mad I just wanted to say goodnight and I love you.
    I don't want you to go to bed or wake up angry!
  • If you fail to achieve your dreams. Change your ways not your principles. Trees change their leaves not roots.<br />
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    If you fail to achieve your dreams. Change your ways not your principles. Trees change their leaves not roots.
    Good Morning!
  • Enjoy life now. This is not a rehearsal!Upload to Facebook
    Enjoy life now. This is not a rehearsal!
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