|I am convinced that most girls want a wedding more than a husband!|
|I don't know why people are against Nirmala Sitharaman.|
She has done nothing!
|Kid: I have a netbook, smartphone, flash drive, iPad. Dad, what did you use in school when you were a student?|
Dad: My brain!
|Religions all over the world are waiting for the Coronavirus thing to end so that they can start performing miracles and healing the sick again!|
|Gargle with hot water once a day. It may or may not make any difference to Corona, but by doing this - the spider web on the roof can be seen and cleaned. Otherwise, who remembers the cleanliness by bowing their head to see the mobile phone.|
Deepawali is coming, thought I should remind you... in the interest of the Nation!
|If you're married, every day is a Halloween!|
Anyways, Happy Halloween!
|Carve your pumpkin and get yourself ready for the witch-hunting because tonight is going to be the scariest Halloween of your life.|
|Hope everyone gets to embrace the lessons given by our dear Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).|
Eid Ul Milad Un Nabi Mubarak!
|We are the followers of our dear Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) and grateful to Allah for sending Him to us in order to guide us with heavenly wisdom.|
Happy Eid Ul Milad Un Nabi!
|At the vegetable market:|
Lady: I'm buying these vegetables for my husband. Have you sprayed these with any poisonous chemicals?
Seller: No madam, you'll have to do that yourself!