• You are a Punjabi if your day starts with Green Tea & Oats and it ends with Butter Naan with Butter Chicken!Upload to Facebook
    You are a Punjabi if your day starts with Green Tea & Oats and it ends with Butter Naan with Butter Chicken!
  • Sometimes I wonder if Mobile Phone's front cameras are magnets which pull women's lips towards itself!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I wonder if Mobile Phone's front cameras are magnets which pull women's lips towards itself!
  • Went to Salon:<br/>
Stylist: Shave Karwa Lo?<br/>
Me: OK<br/>
Stylist: Massage?<br/>
Me: OK <br/>
Stylist: Facial?<br/>
Me: OK<br/>
Stylist: Tanning Pack?<br/>
Me: Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Ke Shaadi Bhi Karwa De Abb!Upload to Facebook
    Went to Salon:
    Stylist: Shave Karwa Lo?
    Me: OK
    Stylist: Massage?
    Me: OK
    Stylist: Facial?
    Me: OK
    Stylist: Tanning Pack?
    Me: Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Ke Shaadi Bhi Karwa De Abb!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
If you ever need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, ask your girlfriend to send a selfie!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    If you ever need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, ask your girlfriend to send a selfie!
  • I never realized how short a month is until I started paying rent!Upload to Facebook
    I never realized how short a month is until I started paying rent!
  • Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga!Upload to Facebook
    Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?
    Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga!
  • The relationships chord is flexible. Don't push it too hard that it breaks!Upload to Facebook
    The relationships chord is flexible. Don't push it too hard that it breaks!
  • God has added one more day in your life; not necessarily because you need it but because someone else might need you.<br/>
Good Morning & have a great week!Upload to Facebook
    God has added one more day in your life; not necessarily because you need it but because someone else might need you.
    Good Morning & have a great week!
  • I wish I lost weight as fast as I lose motivation!Upload to Facebook
    I wish I lost weight as fast as I lose motivation!
  • Jail and Prison are synonyms, but Jailer and Prisoner are antonyms!Upload to Facebook
    Jail and Prison are synonyms, but Jailer and Prisoner are antonyms!
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