• Days of the week:<br/>
Friday is like falling in love... Saturday is dating and Sunday is the honeymoon.<br/>
Monday to Thursday is like married life!Upload to Facebook
    Days of the week:
    Friday is like falling in love... Saturday is dating and Sunday is the honeymoon.
    Monday to Thursday is like married life!
  • When we're young, we're scared of the things that don't exist.<br/>
When we're older, we're scared of the things that do!Upload to Facebook
    When we're young, we're scared of the things that don't exist.
    When we're older, we're scared of the things that do!
  • Radhe Ji Ka Prem, Murli Ki Mithaas;<br/>
Makhan Ka Sawad, Gopiyon Sang Raas;<br/>
In Sab Se Mil Kar Bane Janmashtami Ka Din Yeh Khaas.<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Janmashtami!Upload to Facebook
    Radhe Ji Ka Prem, Murli Ki Mithaas;
    Makhan Ka Sawad, Gopiyon Sang Raas;
    In Sab Se Mil Kar Bane Janmashtami Ka Din Yeh Khaas.
    Wish you a very Happy Janmashtami!
  • Maiya Yashoda Ka Lal, Gokul Ka Gwal;<br/>
Jinke Janam Se Hua Gokul Aur Brij Nihal,<br/>
Krishan Kanhaiya Rakhe Aapko Sada Khushal.<br/>
Happy Janmashtami!Upload to Facebook
    Maiya Yashoda Ka Lal, Gokul Ka Gwal;
    Jinke Janam Se Hua Gokul Aur Brij Nihal,
    Krishan Kanhaiya Rakhe Aapko Sada Khushal.
    Happy Janmashtami!
  • May Lord Krishna's flute invite the melody of love into your life;<br/>
And may Radha's love teach not only how to love but to love eternally.<br/>
Happy Janmashtami!Upload to Facebook
    May Lord Krishna's flute invite the melody of love into your life;
    And may Radha's love teach not only how to love but to love eternally.
    Happy Janmashtami!
  • On this holy day of Janmashtami, may Lord Krishna bless you and your family the immortal strength of peaceful life and a path of love and happiness.<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Krishna Janmashtami!Upload to Facebook
    On this holy day of Janmashtami, may Lord Krishna bless you and your family the immortal strength of peaceful life and a path of love and happiness.
    Wish you a very Happy Krishna Janmashtami!
  • Junior Manager: Good Morning!<br/>
Senior Manager: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee.<br/>
Jr. Manager: But you don't drink coffee.<br/>
Sr. Manager: Exactly!Upload to Facebook
    Junior Manager: Good Morning!
    Senior Manager: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee.
    Jr. Manager: But you don't drink coffee.
    Sr. Manager: Exactly!
  • The problem with some women is, they get all excited about nothing...<br/>
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and then marry him!Upload to Facebook
    The problem with some women is, they get all excited about nothing...
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    and then marry him!
  • Asking your EX to be friends after break up is like...<br/>
Kidnappers asking to 'Keep in touch' after letting you go!Upload to Facebook
    Asking your EX to be friends after break up is like...
    Kidnappers asking to 'Keep in touch' after letting you go!
  • If a child has an imaginary friend, he is considered crazy but if an adult has an imaginary friend, he is religious!Upload to Facebook
    If a child has an imaginary friend, he is considered crazy but if an adult has an imaginary friend, he is religious!
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