|Girl: Do you like chocolates?|
Girl: Which one is your favourite?
Pappu: Koi Khilaye to Lindt, Khud Khareed Kar Khaani Ho To Wahi Dairy Milk!
|Pretty People: Am I beautiful?|
Me: Sure as hell you are.
Ugly People: Am I beautiful?
Me: Everyone is beautiful. We are all children of God!
|Your decision to get married proves you are not ready to make important decisions in life!|
|Insurance is like marriage where you just pay, pay and pay, but never get anything back!|
|Safety Pro Tip:|
Even if you have to criticize your wife... do it lovingly!
|Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.|
Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!
Kitnae Bhi Badae Aadmi Ban Jao, Job Security Bas Govt. Job Mein Hi Milti Hai!
|This Diwali, I swear I will not eat Mysore Pak, unless it's re-named Mysore India!|
|Every sunset gives us one day less to live,|
But every sunrise gives us one day more to hope.
Good Morning & enjoy your each day!
|A guy at a Samsung store:|
"Are you sure the Samsung Note 7 phone blows up or shall I pick another option for my wife?"