• On the first night of marriage:<br/>
Boy: Yeh Lo Doodh<br/>
Girl: Yeh Aadha Glass Pee Kar Kyon De Rahe Ho?<br/>
Boy: I work for Zomato delivery!
    On the first night of marriage:
    Boy: Yeh Lo Doodh
    Girl: Yeh Aadha Glass Pee Kar Kyon De Rahe Ho?
    Boy: I work for Zomato delivery!
  • Every day is a leg day, when you are running away from your problems!
    Every day is a leg day, when you are running away from your problems!
  • People are never fat, they are just easier to see... simple!
    People are never fat, they are just easier to see... simple!
  • Finally, mystery solved for Apple logo...<br/>
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It was delivered by Zomato!
    Finally, mystery solved for Apple logo...
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    It was delivered by Zomato!
  • 'Uber Eats' is somehow better... At least they mention it honestly!
    'Uber Eats' is somehow better... At least they mention it honestly!
  • Jootha Khane Se Pyaar Badhta Hai!<br/>
~ Zomato
    Jootha Khane Se Pyaar Badhta Hai!
    ~ Zomato
  • Among the extremist groups trying to recruit members to their cause are groups like Al-Qaeda, Al-Nusrah, Al-Badr. I believe the most successful one is Al-Cohol. Many of my friends have already fallen victim to it!
    Among the extremist groups trying to recruit members to their cause are groups like Al-Qaeda, Al-Nusrah, Al-Badr. I believe the most successful one is Al-Cohol. Many of my friends have already fallen victim to it!
  • The capability to grab any woman's attention and have them come running in just 2 whistles belongs only to the pressure cooker!
    The capability to grab any woman's attention and have them come running in just 2 whistles belongs only to the pressure cooker!
  • The darkest nights produce the brightest stars!
    The darkest nights produce the brightest stars!
  • People are not beautiful for the way they look, walk or talk. They are beautiful for the way they love, care and share.<br/>
Good Morning and have a great week!
    People are not beautiful for the way they look, walk or talk. They are beautiful for the way they love, care and share.
    Good Morning and have a great week!