|Santa: Iss Saal Vacation Ka Kya Plan Hai?|
Banta: Kuch Khaas Nahi, Pichle Saal Europe Nahi Gaye The... Iss Saal America Nahi Jayenge!
|Wife: I am going out for a couple of hours. Do you want anything? |
Husband: That's all I want!
|I always want to drown my problems but my girlfriend knows how to swim!|
|Some women pick men to marry;|
and others pick them to pieces!
|Mistakes make us human.|
Failures help us grow.
Hope keeps us going.
And love is the reason we're alive.
Keep learning, loving, and living!
|The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love and to not take love for granted when you receive it.|
|Jab Bhi Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hun Toh Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise, "You deserve better" Sunne Ke Liye Hi Paida Hua Hun!|
|Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and woman gets her master's!|
|Guy 1: Tumne Net Kaun Sa Lagwaya Hua Hai?|
Guy 2: BSNL
Guy 1: Monthly Kya Dete Ho?
Guy 2: Gaaliyan!
|Relationship status for married men:|
Dhobi Ka Kutta... Na Ex- Ka, Na Next Ka!