Instructor: Sir, You can't just jump out without your equipment on.
The boy shows him the text of girlfriend saying, "We need to talk".
Instructor: OK, You jump first!
|My wife's intuition is so good, that at times she already know I am wrong even before I opened my mouth!|
|Wife: Aapki Blue Wali Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi.|
Husband: It's OK! Mere Paas Ek Aur Blue Shirt Hai.
Wife: I know, Maine Us Mein Se Kapda Kaat Kar Pehle Wali Mein Laga Diya Hai!
|I never finish anything, it's almost like I have a black belt in PARTIAL ARTS!|
|Haters are like crickets, you can't see them but you can hear them, and when you walk by them they are quiet!|
|Success isn't given. It's earned.|
On the track, on the field, in the gym, with blood, sweat and the occasional tear!
Your past was never a mistake if you learned from it.|
Good Morning & have a Nice Week!
|Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?|
Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!
|Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?|
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
|Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable.|
Those people are called bartenders!