|Charlie Chaplin - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.|
Shahrukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.
Santa - I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre!
|Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.|
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye!
|Neighbours are so annoying sometimes.|
My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30 am. Can you believe that 2:30 am?
Luckily, I was still up playing drums!
When people say "Call me if you need anything" the word "Don't" is silent!
|Other Countries: This man is so talented.|
India: Bahut Harami Hai... Cheez Hai Yeh, Bhai!
|The only time people give 'Titanic pose' these days is while getting "Security Check"!|
|Nava Durga has come to our life to grace us with Her supremacy. Let us worship Her with happiness and spirit; cherish Her blessings, and celebrate with our loved ones.|
Wish you all a very Happy Navratri!
|With God Durga showering Her grace and blessings to fill our home and hearts with it.|
May this Navaratri be extra special to share this moment with the world.
Wish you Happy Navaratri!
May the love and light experienced at Rosh Hashanah be your guide into the new year!
I wish you all, my friends, family and acquaintances on social media a very happy 5773!
Happy Rosh Hashanah!