|Is it actually possible that all this while a girl refused to go out with you only because you kept asking her for Coffee and what she really wants is to have Tea?|
|Banta: What is the definition of a husband?|
Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!
|There's no Anil Kapoor statue in Madame Tussauds. Because he doesn't wax!|
|Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Betahasha Gyaan Milta Hai.|
Lekin Samajh Mein Nahi Aata, Yeh Gyaan Istmaal Kab Karna Hai... Saara Samay Toh Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Hi Nikal Jaata Hai!
|Agar Girlfriend Hai To Valentine Day;|
Agar Biwi Hai To Mahavir Jayanti;
Agar Dono Nahi Toh Hanuman Jayanti;
Aur Dono Hain To Bajirao Mastani!
|Don't look for a partner who is an eye candy. Look for a partner who is soul food!|
|A mother may be, educated or uneducated.|
But, she has the best guidelines in the world when you fail in your life!
|Life is like a parade.|
At the shout of 'About Turn', the last person becomes the first.
So we really don't know when life will take 'U' turn.
Never feel inferior or superior.
|Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.|
And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!
|Whenever I feel depressed in life. I open my e-mail spam Inbox and realise:|
1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.
6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.
What else you need in life!