|Real friends don't get offended when you insult them.|
They smile and call you something even more offensive!
|I am pretty sure the pages in my textbooks are chloroform coated. Never let me finish my study!|
|Sometimes I wonder, why it is called 'Dahej' and not 'BahuMulya'!|
|I am so single that the last time somebody noticed me I was in my mom's womb!|
|NIKE was found by Men, so its tagline says, "Just do it!"|
If "Nike" had been founded by a Woman, its tagline would have been...
"Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... anyway you don't listen to me... Do What You Want To Do... Why don't you ask your mother... Who am I to say anything... But it has to happen and you have to do it!"
|All married men say after many years of marriage:|
"Our marriage is based on trust and understanding."
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
|Wife: Meri Sharafat Dekho, Maine Tumhein Dekhe Bagair Hi Shaadi Karli.|
Husband: Aur Meri Sharafat Dekho, Maine Dekh Kar Bhi Inkaar Nahi Kiya!
|Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.|
|Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?|
Boy: Why should I go?
Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough!
|What is common between Zindagi Ka Safar & Women?|
Koi Samjha Nahi... Koi Jaana Nahi!