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Finally decointization after demonetization!Upload to Facebook
    Infosys removes Sikka.
    Finally decointization after demonetization!
  • Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?<br/>
Santa: Just leave me alone.<br/>
While Pappu leaving the room.<br/>
Santa: Why are you ignoring me?<br/>
Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.<br/>
Santa: That's how it feels!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?
    Santa: Just leave me alone.
    While Pappu leaving the room.
    Santa: Why are you ignoring me?
    Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.
    Santa: That's how it feels!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Don't ever text `Chal Ganja Maarte Hain` to a bald friend!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    Don't ever text "Chal Ganja Maarte Hain" to a bald friend!
  • Mona darling, Isko Under-Construction Flat Dila Do.<br/>
EMI Isko Jeene Nahi Degi Aur Possession Ki Umeed Isko Marne Nahi Degi!Upload to Facebook
    Mona darling, Isko Under-Construction Flat Dila Do.
    EMI Isko Jeene Nahi Degi Aur Possession Ki Umeed Isko Marne Nahi Degi!
  • Life of a Vegetarian:<br/>
1. Birth<br/>
2. Bhaiya Ek Shahi Paneer Aur Ek Dal Makhni<br/>
3. Death!Upload to Facebook
    Life of a Vegetarian:
    1. Birth
    2. Bhaiya Ek Shahi Paneer Aur Ek Dal Makhni
    3. Death!
  • The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!Upload to Facebook
    The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!
  • In the UK, you need a TV licence to watch TV or you could end up in prison where you get to watch TV all day without paying for a licence!Upload to Facebook
    In the UK, you need a TV licence to watch TV or you could end up in prison where you get to watch TV all day without paying for a licence!
  • Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right? <br/>
Girl: No there's 26<br/>
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right?
    Girl: No there's 26
    Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!
  • You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly; but when I look at you, I feel lucky!Upload to Facebook
    You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly; but when I look at you, I feel lucky!
  • Cheeni Khane Ke Chakkar Mein Chinti Gud Mein Jaggery!Upload to Facebook
    Cheeni Khane Ke Chakkar Mein Chinti Gud Mein Jaggery!
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