Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening?
Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave!
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The man who brags, "I run things in my house," usually refers to the lawn mower, washing machine, vacuum sweeper, baby carriage and the errands!
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Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me.
Banta: So what did you do for it?
Santa: I gave up thinking!
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May you celebrate all the 6 days of Durgaotsav -
Mahalaya
Shashthi
Maha Saptami
Maha Ashtami
Maha Nabami
Vijayadashami
with reverence, purity and spirit!
Happy Durga Puja!
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May Allah give you strength to be always willing to sacrifice; and submit to His wish and command at all times!
Happy Eid-ul Adha!
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On the auspicious occasion of the victory of good over evil, may the colour, bliss and beauty of this festival be with you throughout the year!
Happy Dussehra!
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Wherever there is love there is life!
~ Mahatma Gandhi
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
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No matter how serious life gets, we constantly need the company of people with whom we can completely be stupid!
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Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
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ਕਲਿ ਕਲੇਸ ਗੁਰ ਸਬਦਿ ਨਿਵਾਰੇ ।।
~ ਅੰਗ - ੧੯੧

ਮਾਨਸਕ ਝਗੜੇ ਤੇ ਕਲੇਸ਼ ਗੁਰੂ ਦੇ ਸ਼ਬਦ ਨੇ ਦੂਰ ਕਰ ਦਿੱਤੇ।

Guru's Shabad eradicates worries and troubles!
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