Dhan Vi Tera, Te Man Vi Hai Tera;
Jindri Vi Teri, Te Shreer Vi Tera;
Mera Iss Jag Vich Rabba Kuch Nahi;
Daata Tera Shukar Hai Iss Dhanteras!
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Burst the Indian crackers, light up the trees;
They shouldn't be Chinese even if they're free.
Our enemy shouldn't harness our Diwali festival;
Think of our armed forces and support our economy.
Happy Diwali!
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Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
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Ganpati, Laughing Buddha, Santa-Claus or Kuber.
They're a few of the most popular Gods who're in the heavier side. So don't get hassled if you are a few pounds overweight!
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Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.
Wife: Jao, Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do.
Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun, Pagli!
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Loveless life is like a fruitless tree but friendless life is like a rootless tree.
Tree can live without fruit but not without roots!
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Boys use the word friendship to start love;
But girls use the word friendship to end love!
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Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
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Alia Bhat after thinking a lot - MS Dhoni!
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Woman has the most unique character like salt. Her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless!
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If an electric train is going 150 miles per hour north and the wind is blowing the same south, which way does the smoke blow?
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