• In a battle between Sleep and Studies,<br/>
Internet always wins!Upload to Facebook
    In a battle between Sleep and Studies,
    Internet always wins!
  • Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have?<br/>
Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously!Upload to Facebook
    Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have?
    Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously!
  • Primary source of income:<br/>
When your mom gives you money to buy something and doesn't ask for the change back!Upload to Facebook
    Primary source of income:
    When your mom gives you money to buy something and doesn't ask for the change back!
  • When you point a knife at your friend he says,
    "Kisi Aur Ko Darana, Iss Se!"
    When you point a rubber band at your friend he says,
    "Abe Pagal Hai Kya, Mat Kar, Lag Jayegi!"
  • A brother only learns from his sister. How to love, how to respect and how to admire?<br/>
I was lucky that she also taught me to always be happy.<br/>
Thanks Dear Sister!Upload to Facebook
    A brother only learns from his sister. How to love, how to respect and how to admire?
    I was lucky that she also taught me to always be happy.
    Thanks Dear Sister!
  • Think big.
    Think positive.
    Think smart.
    Think beautiful.
    Think great.
    I know, that's a lot to think about.
    So here is a shortcut... just think about me!
  • Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete...<br/>
Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti LaateUpload to Facebook
    Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete...
    Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti Laate
  • Facebook's 'Seen' and Whatsapp's 'Last Seen' were designed to make everyone single!Upload to Facebook
    Facebook's 'Seen' and Whatsapp's 'Last Seen' were designed to make everyone single!
  • New unitary method/ measure introduced in Indian schools with immediate effect:<br/>
After Million, Billion, Trillion, The fourth larger unit is<br/>
`Onion'... and such rich people are called 'Onionaires'!Upload to Facebook
    New unitary method/ measure introduced in Indian schools with immediate effect:
    After Million, Billion, Trillion, The fourth larger unit is
    "Onion'... and such rich people are called 'Onionaires'!
  • Thanks to my parents for not indulging in female infanticide and giving me an opportunity to celebrate the festival of Rakhi!Upload to Facebook
    Thanks to my parents for not indulging in female infanticide and giving me an opportunity to celebrate the festival of Rakhi!
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