• She: I Like Guys With High Standards.<br/>
Me: Mera Baap Mujhe LV Ki Belt Se Marta Hai!
    She: I Like Guys With High Standards.
    Me: Mera Baap Mujhe LV Ki Belt Se Marta Hai!
  • Distant relatives are like:<br/><br/>

Na Jaan Na pehchaan;<br/>
But I'll judge you,<br/>
Like your Abba-Jaan!
    Distant relatives are like:

    Na Jaan Na pehchaan;
    But I'll judge you,
    Like your Abba-Jaan!
  • A Prayer:<br/>

May God break the front teeth of those who secretly plot evil against you, so that you may know your enemies by their crooked smiles!
    A Prayer:
    May God break the front teeth of those who secretly plot evil against you, so that you may know your enemies by their crooked smiles!
  • Learn How To:<br/>
Have fun without drinking,<br/>
Talk without a phone,<br/>
Dream without drugs,<br/>
Smile without selfies,<br/>
Love without conditions!
    Learn How To:
    Have fun without drinking,
    Talk without a phone,
    Dream without drugs,
    Smile without selfies,
    Love without conditions!
  • To My heart and my soulmate:<br/>
I don't need you to light up my world. Just sit with me in the dark!
    To My heart and my soulmate:
    I don't need you to light up my world. Just sit with me in the dark!
  • You are my dream in my sleep;<br/>
You are the vision of my eye;<br/>
You are the smile of my lips;<br/>
You are the beat of my heart;<br/>
You are an angel in my prayers;<br/>
And you are the light of my life.<br/>
Happy Birthday, my love!
    You are my dream in my sleep;
    You are the vision of my eye;
    You are the smile of my lips;
    You are the beat of my heart;
    You are an angel in my prayers;
    And you are the light of my life.
    Happy Birthday, my love!
  • A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets.
He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere.<br/>
And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader.<br/>
How did he do this?
    A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere.
    And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader.
    How did he do this?
  • Tree leaves do not look green forever,<br/>
Roses do not look fresh forever,<br/>
But I pray to God that,<br/>
Smile on your lips stays forever!
    Tree leaves do not look green forever,
    Roses do not look fresh forever,
    But I pray to God that,
    Smile on your lips stays forever!
  • Each relationship has Feelings and Differences.
It's always better to be melted in Feelings than to be frozen in Differences.
    Each relationship has Feelings and Differences. It's always better to be melted in Feelings than to be frozen in Differences.
  • Don't let yourself be controlled by three things: your past, people and money.
    Don't let yourself be controlled by three things: your past, people and money.