• When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden'.<br/>
When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.<br/>
When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of Beer.<br/>
I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather!
    When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden'.
    When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.
    When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of Beer.
    I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather!
  • I don't want to brag, but I finished the jigsaw puzzle in a week and it said 2-4 years on the box!
    I don't want to brag, but I finished the jigsaw puzzle in a week and it said 2-4 years on the box!
  • Man: I want a divorce because my wife hasn't spoken to me for past six months.<br/>
Judge: You better think over it. Wives like that are hard to get!
    Man: I want a divorce because my wife hasn't spoken to me for past six months.
    Judge: You better think over it. Wives like that are hard to get!
  • Pakistan doesn't practice terrorism.<br/>
It has already mastered it!
    Pakistan doesn't practice terrorism.
    It has already mastered it!
  • You should do two things in the morning...
    1. Pray to God so you can live
    2. Have a shower so others can live!
  • Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed.
    It can just be transferred from one girl to another!
  • Asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up.<br/>
Guess the two of us aren't going to work out!
    Asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up.
    Guess the two of us aren't going to work out!
  • Irony:<br/>
A bank will lend you money if you prove that you don't need it!
    Irony:
    A bank will lend you money if you prove that you don't need it!
  • Men never win an argument with their wives; and the only time they think they have, they realize the argument wasn't even yet over!
    Men never win an argument with their wives; and the only time they think they have, they realize the argument wasn't even yet over!
  • How many click-bait articles does it take to change a light bulb?<br/>
The answer may shock you!
    How many click-bait articles does it take to change a light bulb?
    The answer may shock you!