|Punjab Da Vikas Te Malaysia Da Jahaaj - Je Kise Ne Dekhia Ta Jaroor Dasso!|
|Golfer to his wife: Now, I need to buy new pair of Golf shoes.|
Wife: What happened to the old one?
Golfer: I got a hole in one!
|A real friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believes the smile on your face!|
|I'd love to punch you by accident on purpose!|
|People who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are really terrifying!|
|Double text me. Annoy me. Give me all your attention. I love that shit - especially when it's coming from you!|
|I wish I had a pair of skinny genes!|
|Your kiss came as a surprise, something remarkable, something sensational. You unlocked my sealed lips... and I would allow you to do it again!|
|The moment you stop accepting challenges is the moment you stop moving forward!|
|Everything in life is temporary. So if things are going good, enjoy it because it won't last forever. And if things are going bad, don't worry. It can't last forever either!|