|Nawaz Sharif at Facebook HQ:|
Nawaz: Mark, you have so many Indians engineers working at Facebook, do you also have any Pakistanis?
Mark: Yes of course!...
Ahmad, two tea please!
|Maharashtra government raises taxes by 5% on cigarettes, liquor and beverages to help drought hit farmers.
Hence from now going to bar will be considered as social services.
New Mantra - 'Save a farmer... have a drink'!
|Indian and Pakistani army contingents were stationed next to each other in Central Africa as part of UN Peace Keeping Forces. |
The Pakistani soldiers had placed a hand made board outside their camp, stating 'Second to None'!
In response, even the Indians put up a sign - 'None'!
|Girl: what is your name?|
Girl: What nonsense, your name is bread coffee?
Boy: No, it's Bunty!
|Banta: Why women can not drive well?|
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
|No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life:|
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood!
|Funny quote on a husband's T-Shirt:|
All girls are devils, but...
My wife is the queen of them.
|If your friends don't make fun of you, they are not really your friends.|
|Banta: Why women love shoes?|
Santa: Because no matter how much and whatever they eat, the shoes always fit!
|Reporter: Agar Aap Politics Mein Na Hote To Kya Hote?|
Modi: Doctor, Kyon Ki Main Goli Bahut Deta Hun!