• If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your wife!Upload to Facebook
    If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your wife!
  • Sometimes I wonder why is the day you laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I wonder why is the day you laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off!
  • Marriage: When women ask you to leave them alone and then complain of you ignoring them!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage: When women ask you to leave them alone and then complain of you ignoring them!
  • Doctor: You have this serious disease.<br/>
Me: Oh no.<br/>
Doctor: But don't worry you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise.<br/>
Me: OH NO!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: You have this serious disease.
    Me: Oh no.
    Doctor: But don't worry you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise.
    Me: OH NO!
  • Every day I try to learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice!Upload to Facebook
    Every day I try to learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice!
  • Loofah sponge instructions:<br/>
1. Wet before use<br/>
2. Use once<br/>
3. Hang to dry as shower decoration for the rest of your life!Upload to Facebook
    Loofah sponge instructions:
    1. Wet before use
    2. Use once
    3. Hang to dry as shower decoration for the rest of your life!
  • I think I'm in a love triangle,<br/>
I love myself,<br/>
Myself loves me,<br/>
Me loves I!Upload to Facebook
    I think I'm in a love triangle,
    I love myself,
    Myself loves me,
    Me loves I!
  • Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards!Upload to Facebook
    Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards!
  • When nails grow long, we cut nails not fingers. Similarly when misunderstanding grows up, cut your ego, not your relationship.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    When nails grow long, we cut nails not fingers. Similarly when misunderstanding grows up, cut your ego, not your relationship.
    Good Morning!
  • Teacher: Complete the sentence. `Early to bed, early to rise...`<br/>
Pappu: This man has neither WiFi nor Wife!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Complete the sentence. "Early to bed, early to rise..."
    Pappu: This man has neither WiFi nor Wife!
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