• Husband (to his servant): My mother-in-law is coming with a list of her favourite dishes for you.<br/>
Servant: Yes sir!<br/>
Husband: Well, the time you serve one of them, you'll be fired!Upload to Facebook
    Husband (to his servant): My mother-in-law is coming with a list of her favourite dishes for you.
    Servant: Yes sir!
    Husband: Well, the time you serve one of them, you'll be fired!
  • If I get your smile, I don't need flowers.<br />
If I get your voice, I don't need music.<br />
If you speak to me, I don't need anybody.<br />
If you are my love, I don't need the world!Upload to Facebook
    If I get your smile, I don't need flowers.
    If I get your voice, I don't need music.
    If you speak to me, I don't need anybody.
    If you are my love, I don't need the world!
  • Fame - Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment!Upload to Facebook
    Fame - Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment!
  • Don't stand in someone else's shadow when it's your sunlight that should lead the way.<br />
Good Luck!Upload to Facebook
    Don't stand in someone else's shadow when it's your sunlight that should lead the way.
    Good Luck!
  • Bridegroom: And now, dear, that we are married, let us have a clear understanding about our affairs. Do you wish to be president or vice-president?<br />
Bride (Sweetly): Neither. You be both. I'll be just the treasurer!Upload to Facebook
    Bridegroom: And now, dear, that we are married, let us have a clear understanding about our affairs. Do you wish to be president or vice-president?
    Bride (Sweetly): Neither. You be both. I'll be just the treasurer!
  • A camel, a cow and a donkey were discussing 'Who is best'?
    Cow: I give milk.
    Camel: I move heavy loads.
    Donkey:.....
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    What are you waiting for, say something about yourself!
  • Every woman needs a husband because so many things go wrong daily and you can't blame God and Modi all the time!Upload to Facebook
    Every woman needs a husband because so many things go wrong daily and you can't blame God and Modi all the time!
  • Courtship - The period during which the girl decides whether or not she can do any better!Upload to Facebook
    Courtship - The period during which the girl decides whether or not she can do any better!
  • Kar Diya Hai Befikar Tune,<br/>
Fikar Ab Main Kaise Karun,<br/>
Fikar To Yeh Hai Ki Tera,<br/>
Shukar Kaise Karun!Upload to Facebook
    Kar Diya Hai Befikar Tune,
    Fikar Ab Main Kaise Karun,
    Fikar To Yeh Hai Ki Tera,
    Shukar Kaise Karun!
  • Stop Scratching Scott's Skis,<br />
Stop Scratching Scott's Skis,<br />
Stop Scratching Scott's Skis,<br />
Stop Scratching Scott's Skis!Upload to Facebook
    Stop Scratching Scott's Skis,
    Stop Scratching Scott's Skis,
    Stop Scratching Scott's Skis,
    Stop Scratching Scott's Skis!
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