|Groom's father: My son is out of India.|
Bride's father: Oh I see... Which bank?
|Interviewer: Are you delusional or dysfunctional? |
Candidate: Why choose?
|What do you call a reptilian detective? |
|English: This is shit. |
Bihari: Ego Hai!
|Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat? |
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!
|I don't even procrastinate anymore, I just neglect 100% of my responsibilities!|
|Happy birthday to the woman who still makes my heart skip a beat - my wonderful wife. |
May your birthday be filled with a million moments of laughter and love.
Wish you a very Happy Birthday!
|Don't be so eager to grow up. You'll be locked up in adulthood with the key thrown away soon enough!|
|Let your dreams be bigger than your fears and your actions be louder than your words!|
|Remember: when you talk, you only repeat what you already know. If you listen, you may learn something!|