|Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me.|
Santa: What happened, what did he say?
Banta: You are fired!
|Half of the people in the world are playing Pokemon Go and using Prisma filters right now.|
The other half are making jokes on them!
|Girl: Hey, Kya Karte Ho?|
Girl: Wow, Charted Accountant!
Boy: Nahi Pagli, Complete Aaram!
|Kabali leaked online and the same day the owner of world's biggest torrent site, Kickass arrested in Poland.|
You still doubt Rajinikanth?
|Nothing can be as fake as Indian teachers... when the principal enters the classroom!|
|Free WiFi can make you forget half of your life problems for a while!|
|Lesser is the traffic of thoughts in your mind, easier is the journey of life.|
|Irony of Life:|
If you are a bachelor, life is incomplete... well, if you get married it's finished!
|I said you are not fat honey, you are just easier to see... I was just being honest, though!|
|Things to learn about life:|
'No.' is a complete sentence. It does not require justification or explanations!