|If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your wife!|
|Sometimes I wonder why is the day you laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off!|
|Marriage: When women ask you to leave them alone and then complain of you ignoring them!|
|Doctor: You have this serious disease.|
Me: Oh no.
Doctor: But don't worry you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise.
Me: OH NO!
|Every day I try to learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice!|
|Loofah sponge instructions:|
1. Wet before use
2. Use once
3. Hang to dry as shower decoration for the rest of your life!
|I think I'm in a love triangle,|
I love myself,
Myself loves me,
Me loves I!
|Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards!|
|When nails grow long, we cut nails not fingers. Similarly when misunderstanding grows up, cut your ego, not your relationship.|
|Teacher: Complete the sentence. "Early to bed, early to rise..."|
Pappu: This man has neither WiFi nor Wife!