• Teacher: Complete the sentence. `Early to bed, early to rise...`<br/>
Pappu: This man has neither WiFi nor Wife!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Complete the sentence. "Early to bed, early to rise..."
    Pappu: This man has neither WiFi nor Wife!
  • Coffee, Chocolate, Men.<br/>
Some things are just better rich!Upload to Facebook
    Coffee, Chocolate, Men.
    Some things are just better rich!
  • All men should forget their mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same!Upload to Facebook
    All men should forget their mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same!
  • Every alcoholic has two sides to every story.<br/>
His side and...<br/>
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the right side!Upload to Facebook
    Every alcoholic has two sides to every story.
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  • My girlfriend said she wants me to make her feel like she is the only girl in the world. <br/>
So I'm going to drop her off in the desert and leave!Upload to Facebook
    My girlfriend said she wants me to make her feel like she is the only girl in the world.
    So I'm going to drop her off in the desert and leave!
  • Traveling on a low-cost Airline:<br/>
Air Hostess: Excuse me Sir, veg or non-veg?<br/>
Passenger: Veg.<br/>
Air Hostess: Ek Baar Na, Ek Haathi Aur Chinti The...!Upload to Facebook
    Traveling on a low-cost Airline:
    Air Hostess: Excuse me Sir, veg or non-veg?
    Passenger: Veg.
    Air Hostess: Ek Baar Na, Ek Haathi Aur Chinti The...!
  • Eyebrows - The one thing you can get into shape without exercising!Upload to Facebook
    Eyebrows - The one thing you can get into shape without exercising!
  • Sometimes, I think Sundays are made in China... they don't last very long!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes, I think Sundays are made in China... they don't last very long!
  • Any person can make you realize how wonderful the world is, but only few will make you realize how wonderful you are in the world, care for those few.<br/>
Good Morning & have a great week!Upload to Facebook
    Any person can make you realize how wonderful the world is, but only few will make you realize how wonderful you are in the world, care for those few.
    Good Morning & have a great week!
  • Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?<br/>
Pappu: Because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
    Pappu: Because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!
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