• New generation:<br/>
Facebook last seen - 6 seconds ago;<br/>
Whatsapp last seen - 4 seconds ago;<br/>
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But textbook last seen - 8 months ago!
    New generation:
    Facebook last seen - 6 seconds ago;
    Whatsapp last seen - 4 seconds ago;
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    But textbook last seen - 8 months ago!
  • An old Indian woman slips and falls. She cries, `Hai Meri Kismat!`<br />

A foreigner walks past and says, `Hi! Merry Christmas to you too!`
    An old Indian woman slips and falls. She cries, "Hai Meri Kismat!`
    A foreigner walks past and says, `Hi! Merry Christmas to you too!"
  • What's common between clouds and wife?<br/>


When both are not around, we call it a bright day!
    What's common between clouds and wife?
    When both are not around, we call it a bright day!
  • My heart says bacon and beer but my jeans say, for the love of God dude - eat a f***ing salad!
    My heart says bacon and beer but my jeans say, for the love of God dude - eat a f***ing salad!
  • Work is worship... but I am an atheist!
    Work is worship... but I am an atheist!
  • The best things in life are:
    The people you love;
    The places you visit;
    And the memories you make!
  • We are in the last month of the year. Just felt I should thank everyone who made me smile this year. You are one of them, so here's a big<br/>

THANK YOU!<br/>

Happy New Year!
    We are in the last month of the year. Just felt I should thank everyone who made me smile this year. You are one of them, so here's a big
    THANK YOU!
    Happy New Year!
  • Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else!
    Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else!
  • Once you accept someone for what they really are, they will really surprise you by being better than you ever expected.<br/>

Good Morning!
    Once you accept someone for what they really are, they will really surprise you by being better than you ever expected.
    Good Morning!
  • Think of your faults the first part of the night when you are awake;<br/>

And the faults of others the latter part of the night when you are asleep.<br/>

Good Night!
    Think of your faults the first part of the night when you are awake;
    And the faults of others the latter part of the night when you are asleep.
    Good Night!
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