|Visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, "where are you feeling the pain?"|
Me: Jaw Simran Jaw!
|CBSE 12th Topper Meghna Srivastava has scored 499/500. Undoubtedly, she has left a mark in our education system!|
|Pappu's friend: Yaar Maine Ek Kutta Liya Hai, Uska Kya Naam Rakhun?|
Friend: Yaar Kutte Ka Naam Kutta Kaun Rakhta Hai?
Pappu: Toh Tere Papa Ne Tera Naam 'Manav' Kyon Rakha?
|Don't judge people for drinking;|
Judge them for not drinking.
These ones are surely upto something!
|Why are they called "nude beaches"? It is the people who are nude, not the beaches!|
|Tsunami - T is silent|
Honest - H is silent
Island - S is silent
Queue - ueue is silent
|Never lose faith. Keep working hard, you'll find a way!|
|When you climb to the top of the obstacle that is blocking your view, you are able to look at your situation from a different perspective.|
|How to 'Diet Religiously':|
Eat what you like and pray it doesn't show!