• I don't know why pizza always smells better when it's not your pizza!Upload to Facebook
    I don't know why pizza always smells better when it's not your pizza!
  • Looks like you have a lot on your mind.<br/>
Do you wanna drink about it!Upload to Facebook
    Looks like you have a lot on your mind.
    Do you wanna drink about it!
  • I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. `AALSI them later`!Upload to Facebook
    I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. "AALSI them later"!
  • What if one day Google was deleted and we couldn't Google what happened to Google!Upload to Facebook
    What if one day Google was deleted and we couldn't Google what happened to Google!
  • Wife: He made 2 fat jokes yesterday.<br/>
Husband: That's a lie.<br/>
Therapist: Then why would she remember you making them?<br/>
Husband: Because elephants never forget.<br/>
Therapist: LMAO! Savage!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: He made 2 fat jokes yesterday.
    Husband: That's a lie.
    Therapist: Then why would she remember you making them?
    Husband: Because elephants never forget.
    Therapist: LMAO! Savage!
  • A wife is cute when she is mute and a husband is honey when he gives money!Upload to Facebook
    A wife is cute when she is mute and a husband is honey when he gives money!
  • The only person in this world who will never hurt you, never lie to you, never make you cry, and always be there for you is yourself!Upload to Facebook
    The only person in this world who will never hurt you, never lie to you, never make you cry, and always be there for you is yourself!
  • Weight loss frustration... `Pran Jaaye Par Wajan Na Jaaye`!Upload to Facebook
    Weight loss frustration... "Pran Jaaye Par Wajan Na Jaaye"!
  • Pro Tip to all wives:<br/>
If you want to take out all your frustration on anyone, your husband is your easiest target. He is not listening anyways!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip to all wives:
    If you want to take out all your frustration on anyone, your husband is your easiest target. He is not listening anyways!
  • My life used to about fun, laziness and food.<br/>
Now it's about naps, depression and anxiety!Upload to Facebook
    My life used to about fun, laziness and food.
    Now it's about naps, depression and anxiety!
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