• Santa: I'm either gonna have to get new pets or new girlfriends.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: I'm running out of passwords!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I'm either gonna have to get new pets or new girlfriends.
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: I'm running out of passwords!
  • If FB is for Facebook, what does K stand for? Upload to Facebook
    If FB is for Facebook, what does K stand for?
  • One should practice what one considers to be one's duty - guided by reasons, instead of blindly following the practices of the world!Upload to Facebook
    One should practice what one considers to be one's duty - guided by reasons, instead of blindly following the practices of the world!
  • NAMASTE:<br/>
(na-mas-tay)<br/>
My soul honors your soul. I honor the place where the entire universe resides. I honor the light, love, truth, beauty, and peace within you, because it is also in me. In sharing these things we are united, we are the same, we are one!Upload to Facebook
    NAMASTE:
    (na-mas-tay)
    My soul honors your soul. I honor the place where the entire universe resides. I honor the light, love, truth, beauty, and peace within you, because it is also in me. In sharing these things we are united, we are the same, we are one!
  • Let's learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore `Terms & Conditions` of any software!Upload to Facebook
    Let's learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore "Terms & Conditions" of any software!
  • Luck is yours, wish is mine;<br/>
May your future always shine!<br/>
Good Luck!Upload to Facebook
    Luck is yours, wish is mine;
    May your future always shine!
    Good Luck!
  • SMILE is a:<br/>

Cooling system of heart;<br/>
Sparking system of eyes;<br/>
Lighting system of face;<br/>
And relaxing system of mind.<br/>
To active all the systems - Keep Smiling!Upload to Facebook
    SMILE is a:
    Cooling system of heart;
    Sparking system of eyes;
    Lighting system of face;
    And relaxing system of mind.
    To active all the systems - Keep Smiling!
  • Good Morning!<br/>
A peaceful mind can think better, than an exhausted mind. Allow a few minutes of silence to your mind everyday. <br/>
See how it shapes your life.<br/>
Have a nice day!Upload to Facebook
    Good Morning!
    A peaceful mind can think better, than an exhausted mind. Allow a few minutes of silence to your mind everyday.
    See how it shapes your life.
    Have a nice day!
  • When Raj Thackeray and Uddhav Thackeray were kids, were they called Bal Thackeray!Upload to Facebook
    When Raj Thackeray and Uddhav Thackeray were kids, were they called Bal Thackeray!
  • History of Women's Day:<br />
Initially Women's Day was planned on 6th March. Women took 2 days to get ready. <br />
That's how it got postponed to 8th March.<br />
Men's Day was also planned... but as usual, they forgot the date!Upload to Facebook
    History of Women's Day:
    Initially Women's Day was planned on 6th March. Women took 2 days to get ready.
    That's how it got postponed to 8th March.
    Men's Day was also planned... but as usual, they forgot the date!
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