|Supreme Court will observe holidays from 7th to 12th October on account of Dussehra (Lord Ram's win over Ravana) and 28th Oct to 2nd Nov on account of Diwali (return of Lord Ram to Ayodhya).
After these holidays, the court will resume hearing arguments on the existence of Lord Ram!
|Independent, educated women are mostly...|
dependent on their uneducated maids!
|I came home to find my wife in a romantic mood and she said, "Today you can do anything you want." |
So I tied her up and...
went back to the pub!
|Two windmills are in a field. One asks, "What kind of music do you like?"|
The other one says, "Well, I'm a big metal fan!"
|You're not worthless. Your kidney is worth at least three grand in the black market!|
|Daughters are loving, daughters are kind, a beautiful heart, a thoughtful mind. You are my star, I am proud to say.|
Wish you a Happy Daughter's Day!
|A daughter is the happy memories of the past, the joyful moments of the present, and the hope and promise of the future.|
Happy Daughter's Day!
|Hot girl pays me a compliment:|
Heart: I'm falling in love.
Brain: I'm gonna say something whacky and ruin it all.
Stomach: Wanna hear a strange sound?
Liver: Oh boy here we go again!
|For our chemistry exam, we had to write a thousand words on acid. |
Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted!
|They are accepting nominations for the Procrastination challenge.|
I think I will enroll tomorrow!