3 words better than I Love?|
You look thin!
|Ate three bowls of alphabet soup earlier today. |
Just had the biggest vowel movement!
|Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions!|
|Accurate Description of Stock Market terminology: |
BSE: Bombay Se Exit
NSE: Nation Se Exit
F/O: Future Over
NIFTY: No Income For This Year
PE: Plunge Endless
EBITDA: Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again
HNI: Has No Idea
PMS: Pre-Meditated Scam
& the winner of all...
SIP: Suicide by Investing Patiently!
|Congress gave 5 Gandhis in 60 years, While BJP gave 4 Modis in 4 Years. |
So BJP wins on Duckworth-Lewis basis!
|I'm looking for a bank which can perform 2 things for me. |
1. Give me loan
2. Then leave me alone!
|All this PNB scam is fine, but the important question is - Is Nirav Modi's Aadhar Card linked to his bank?|
|Smiles can hide so much; fear, pain, sadness, tears. But then again they reflect one thing: strength!|
|To be successful you must accept all challenges that come your way. You can't just accept the ones you like!|
|Your past is done, so forget it. Your future is yet to come, so dream it, but your present is now, so live it with no regrets. |