• Wife: I want an explaination and I want the truth.
    Husband: Make up your mind!
  • Alcohol doesn't make you a different person. It just amplifies who you really are.
  • I hate when I'm about to hug someone really awesome, and my face hits the mirror!Upload to Facebook
    I hate when I'm about to hug someone really awesome, and my face hits the mirror!
  • Two types of people who can't sleep early at night: <br/>
1. Those who are in love<br/>
2. Those who have good internet connectionUpload to Facebook
    Two types of people who can't sleep early at night:
    1. Those who are in love
    2. Those who have good internet connection
  • My love for you grows more with each passing day,<br/>
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away.<br/>
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,<br/>
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.<br/>
Happy Kiss Day!Upload to Facebook
    My love for you grows more with each passing day,
    The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away.
    Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
    Those luscious lips I love to kiss.
    Happy Kiss Day!
  • Love is heat.<br/>
You are sweet.<br/>
When two Lips meet.<br/>
Love is complete.<br/>
Lots of kisses for you on this Kiss Day.<br/>
Happy Kiss Day!Upload to Facebook
    Love is heat.
    You are sweet.
    When two Lips meet.
    Love is complete.
    Lots of kisses for you on this Kiss Day.
    Happy Kiss Day!
  • Kiss is the first step to show how much I love you,<br/>
How much I think about you,<br/>
How much I miss you and show that I trust you.<br/>
Happy Kiss Day!Upload to Facebook
    Kiss is the first step to show how much I love you,
    How much I think about you,
    How much I miss you and show that I trust you.
    Happy Kiss Day!
  • Life is a circle of happiness, sadness,hard times and good times.<br/>
If you are going through hard times, have faith that good times are on the way.<br/>
Hava a Good Day!Upload to Facebook
    Life is a circle of happiness, sadness,hard times and good times.
    If you are going through hard times, have faith that good times are on the way.
    Hava a Good Day!
  • When it comes to bonding 'Fevicol' loses by a big margin to...<br/>
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'Alcohol'!Upload to Facebook
    When it comes to bonding 'Fevicol' loses by a big margin to...
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    'Alcohol'!
  • Relationship status for married men:<br/>
Dhobi Ka Kutta - Na Ex Ka... Na Next Ka!Upload to Facebook
    Relationship status for married men:
    Dhobi Ka Kutta - Na Ex Ka... Na Next Ka!
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