|Days of the week:|
Friday is like falling in love... Saturday is dating and Sunday is the honeymoon.
Monday to Thursday is like married life!
|When we're young, we're scared of the things that don't exist.|
When we're older, we're scared of the things that do!
|Radhe Ji Ka Prem, Murli Ki Mithaas;|
Makhan Ka Sawad, Gopiyon Sang Raas;
In Sab Se Mil Kar Bane Janmashtami Ka Din Yeh Khaas.
Wish you a very Happy Janmashtami!
|Maiya Yashoda Ka Lal, Gokul Ka Gwal;|
Jinke Janam Se Hua Gokul Aur Brij Nihal,
Krishan Kanhaiya Rakhe Aapko Sada Khushal.
|May Lord Krishna's flute invite the melody of love into your life;|
And may Radha's love teach not only how to love but to love eternally.
|On this holy day of Janmashtami, may Lord Krishna bless you and your family the immortal strength of peaceful life and a path of love and happiness.|
Wish you a very Happy Krishna Janmashtami!
|Junior Manager: Good Morning!|
Senior Manager: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee.
Jr. Manager: But you don't drink coffee.
Sr. Manager: Exactly!
|The problem with some women is, they get all excited about nothing...|
and then marry him!
|Asking your EX to be friends after break up is like...|
Kidnappers asking to 'Keep in touch' after letting you go!
|If a child has an imaginary friend, he is considered crazy but if an adult has an imaginary friend, he is religious!|