• Misbah Ul Haq trying to propose an Australian girl:<br />
Misbah: Main Aap Se Be-Inteha Mohabbat Karta Hun.<br />
Girl: What?<br />
Misbah: Main Aap Se Pyaar Karta Hun.<br />
Girl: Please speak in English.<br />
Misbah: Boys played well... it was just a bad luck today and we lost the match!Upload to Facebook
    Misbah Ul Haq trying to propose an Australian girl:
    Misbah: Main Aap Se Be-Inteha Mohabbat Karta Hun.
    Girl: What?
    Misbah: Main Aap Se Pyaar Karta Hun.
    Girl: Please speak in English.
    Misbah: Boys played well... it was just a bad luck today and we lost the match!
  • I got married so that I can be auto-corrected even when my phone is off!Upload to Facebook
    I got married so that I can be auto-corrected even when my phone is off!
  • Aaj Mubarak Kal Mubarak, Holi Ka Har Pal Mubarak;<br />
Rang Birangi Holi Mein, Mera Bhi Pyara Rang Mubarak.<br />
Wishing you and your family a very happy and colourful Holi!Upload to Facebook
    Aaj Mubarak Kal Mubarak, Holi Ka Har Pal Mubarak;
    Rang Birangi Holi Mein, Mera Bhi Pyara Rang Mubarak.
    Wishing you and your family a very happy and colourful Holi!
  • Don't like me?<br />
Cool... I don't wake up every day to impress you!Upload to Facebook
    Don't like me?
    Cool... I don't wake up every day to impress you!
  • If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the quilt to your side!Upload to Facebook
    If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the quilt to your side!
  • Behind every great woman, there's an even greater bum!Upload to Facebook
    Behind every great woman, there's an even greater bum!
  • Congrats to the proud parents on being blessed with a baby boy!Upload to Facebook
    Congrats to the proud parents on being blessed with a baby boy!
  • Your kiss came as a surprise, something remarkable, something sensational.<br />
You unlocked my sealed lips, and I would allow you to do it again!Upload to Facebook
    Your kiss came as a surprise, something remarkable, something sensational.
    You unlocked my sealed lips, and I would allow you to do it again!
  • You came suddenly and gave me two things:<br />
Patience to my heart;<br />
And colour to my life.<br />
Love you, my darling!Upload to Facebook
    You came suddenly and gave me two things:
    Patience to my heart;
    And colour to my life.
    Love you, my darling!
  • Speak English<br/>
Kiss French<br/>
Drive German<br/>
Dress Italian<br/>
Spend Arab<br/>
Party Caribbean<br/>
Have a nice weekend!Upload to Facebook
    Speak English
    Kiss French
    Drive German
    Dress Italian
    Spend Arab
    Party Caribbean
    Have a nice weekend!
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