• Groom's father: My son is out of India.<br/>
Bride's father: Oh I see... Which bank?
    Groom's father: My son is out of India.
    Bride's father: Oh I see... Which bank?
  • Interviewer: Are you delusional or dysfunctional? <br/>
Candidate: Why choose?
    Interviewer: Are you delusional or dysfunctional?
    Candidate: Why choose?
  • What do you call a reptilian detective? <br/>
An Investi-Gator!
    What do you call a reptilian detective?
    An Investi-Gator!
  • English: This is shit. <br/>
Bihari: Ego Hai!
    English: This is shit.
    Bihari: Ego Hai!
  • Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat? <br/>
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!
    Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?
    Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!
  • I don't even procrastinate anymore, I just neglect 100% of my responsibilities!
    I don't even procrastinate anymore, I just neglect 100% of my responsibilities!
  • Happy birthday to the woman who still makes my heart skip a beat - my wonderful wife. <br/>
May your birthday be filled with a million moments of laughter and love. <br/>
Wish you a very Happy Birthday!
    Happy birthday to the woman who still makes my heart skip a beat - my wonderful wife.
    May your birthday be filled with a million moments of laughter and love.
    Wish you a very Happy Birthday!
  • Don't be so eager to grow up. You'll be locked up in adulthood with the key thrown away soon enough!
    Don't be so eager to grow up. You'll be locked up in adulthood with the key thrown away soon enough!
  • Let your dreams be bigger than your fears and your actions be louder than your words!
    Let your dreams be bigger than your fears and your actions be louder than your words!
  • Remember: when you talk, you only repeat what you already know. If you listen, you may learn something!
    Remember: when you talk, you only repeat what you already know. If you listen, you may learn something!