Preeto: Pappu, how is your little sister, Pinky?
Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden. She hurt herself.
Preeto: That's too bad. How did she do it?
Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and she won!
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What's the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!
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An average human walks 1500 Kms in a year and drinks 83 litres of beer.
Bascially, we're getting 18 Km/litre of beer - which is not bad!
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Generous
Optimistic
Adventurous
Intellectual
Philosophical
Happy Birthday to a typical Sagittarius!
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Loyal
Dynamic
Observant
Passionate
Resourceful
I love the traits in you which make you a true Scorpion
Happy Birthday!
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Have a very Happy:
W: Work free
E: Entertaining
E: Enchanting
K: Keenly awaited
E: Exuberant
N: Nice
D: Days!
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Knowing a person like you, has made me happy in a million ways;
And if ever I have to let you go, I'll find a million reasons to make you stay.
I Miss You at all times!
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Nijat Ki Jab Appeal Karna;
Hussain Apna Wakeel Karna;
Aggar Sar Ke Badle Hussain Mile;
Toh Zindagi Na Taveel Karna.
Have a blessed Muharram!
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Overheard while sitting in a court, after a girl passed by.
Advocate 1: She has a Supreme Court figure.
Advocate 2: What do you mean?
Advocate 1: No Appeal!
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Whenever someone asks you for a relationship advice, just point them in the direction of the nearest liquor store!
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