|After beating UAE, oil prices were increased.|
Thank God, Scotland is not in our pool.
Couldn't have handled increase in Scotch Whisky prices!
|Narad ji: Prabhu, March Mein Baarish?|
Inder Dev: March ending hai, Target complete karne hein!
|Sonam Kapoor tested positive for swine flu. Clear proof that India is unsafe for women!|
McCullum: 50 runs in 19 balls.
Pakistan team: 50 runs in 19 overs.
Congratulations to the Pakistani team. Finally, they'll get the LED stumps so that they can use it during power cuts!
|Don't be suprised with sudden rains.|
Relax guys, it's just Rajinikanth testing his pichkari for upcoming Holi!
|Aam Aadmi Party Ne Jo Kaha Usme Se Pehla Vada Pura Kiya.|
Delhi Walo Ko 1st March Se Paani Free!
|Winter Ke Baad Seedha Monsoon... Mera Summer Vacation Gayab!|
|Biology says - CELL is the fundamental unit of life.|
And our generation has taken it too seriously!
|I will stop drinking when Johnnie Walker stops walking!|