• Wife: Why can't you wear a mask?<br/>
Husband: But I'm not going anywhere.<br/>
Wife: I know. I'm just really tired of your face!
    Wife: Why can't you wear a mask?
    Husband: But I'm not going anywhere.
    Wife: I know. I'm just really tired of your face!
  • Never in my entire life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!
    Never in my entire life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!
  • Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.<br/>

What a wonderful caring woman!
    Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.
    What a wonderful caring woman!
  • Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?<br/>
Pappu: Quarantine.<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!
    Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?
    Pappu: Quarantine.
    Teacher: How?
    Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!
  • After this lockdown situation is over, I'm expecting these Punjabi songs:<br/>

* Jatti Teri Coronavirus Vargi Puri Duniya Ch Tabahi Machai Firdi<br/>

* Gabhru Hai Poora Coronavirus Baliye Koi Darda Nede Na Aave
    After this lockdown situation is over, I'm expecting these Punjabi songs:
    * Jatti Teri Coronavirus Vargi Puri Duniya Ch Tabahi Machai Firdi
    * Gabhru Hai Poora Coronavirus Baliye Koi Darda Nede Na Aave
  • In these hours of lockdown, I request all my contacts to cut down on WhatsApp messages.<br/>
I am unable to accomplish the tasks and they are being carried over to tomorrow.<br/>
And tomorrow never comes!
    In these hours of lockdown, I request all my contacts to cut down on WhatsApp messages.
    I am unable to accomplish the tasks and they are being carried over to tomorrow.
    And tomorrow never comes!
  • Me: Nobody tells me what to do.<br/>
My Punjabi Mom: Main Shittar Bade Maarne Hai, So Ja Chup Kar Ke.<br/>
Me: Hanji Mummy, Saun Hi Laga Si!
    Me: Nobody tells me what to do.
    My Punjabi Mom: Main Shittar Bade Maarne Hai, So Ja Chup Kar Ke.
    Me: Hanji Mummy, Saun Hi Laga Si!
  • We are not stuck at home.<br/>
We are blessed to have a home!
    We are not stuck at home.
    We are blessed to have a home!
  • People don't always need advice. Sometimes all they really need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen, and a heart to understand them.<br/>
Good Morning and have a relaxing weekend!
    People don't always need advice. Sometimes all they really need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen, and a heart to understand them.
    Good Morning and have a relaxing weekend!
  • The buttons of my jeans have started social distancing from each other!<br/>
#Lockdown #Coronavirus
    The buttons of my jeans have started social distancing from each other!
    #Lockdown #Coronavirus