• Real friends don't get offended when you insult them.<br/>
They smile and call you something even more offensive!Upload to Facebook
    Real friends don't get offended when you insult them.
    They smile and call you something even more offensive!
  • I am pretty sure the pages in my textbooks are chloroform coated. Never let me finish my study!Upload to Facebook
    I am pretty sure the pages in my textbooks are chloroform coated. Never let me finish my study!
  • Sometimes I wonder, why it is called 'Dahej' and not 'BahuMulya'!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I wonder, why it is called 'Dahej' and not 'BahuMulya'!
  • I am so single that the last time somebody noticed me I was in my mom's womb!Upload to Facebook
    I am so single that the last time somebody noticed me I was in my mom's womb!
  • NIKE was found by Men, so its tagline says, `Just do it!`<br/>
If `Nike` had been founded by a Woman, its tagline would have been...<br/><br/>

`Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... anyway you don't listen to me... Do What You Want To Do... Why don't you ask your mother... Who am I to say anything... But it has to happen and you have to do it!`Upload to Facebook
    NIKE was found by Men, so its tagline says, "Just do it!"
    If "Nike" had been founded by a Woman, its tagline would have been...

    "Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... anyway you don't listen to me... Do What You Want To Do... Why don't you ask your mother... Who am I to say anything... But it has to happen and you have to do it!"
  • All married men say after many years of marriage:<br/>
`Our marriage is based on trust and understanding.`<br/>
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!Upload to Facebook
    All married men say after many years of marriage:
    "Our marriage is based on trust and understanding."
    She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
  • Wife: Meri Sharafat Dekho, Maine Tumhein Dekhe Bagair Hi Shaadi Karli.<br/>
Husband: Aur Meri Sharafat Dekho, Maine Dekh Kar Bhi Inkaar Nahi Kiya!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Meri Sharafat Dekho, Maine Tumhein Dekhe Bagair Hi Shaadi Karli.
    Husband: Aur Meri Sharafat Dekho, Maine Dekh Kar Bhi Inkaar Nahi Kiya!
  • Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.
    Good Morning!
  • Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?<br/>
Boy: Why should I go?<br/>
Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?
    Boy: Why should I go?
    Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough!
  • What is common between Zindagi Ka Safar & Women?<br/>
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Koi Samjha Nahi... Koi Jaana Nahi!Upload to Facebook
    What is common between Zindagi Ka Safar & Women?
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    Koi Samjha Nahi... Koi Jaana Nahi!
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