|Infosys removes Sikka.|
Finally decointization after demonetization!
|Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?|
Santa: Just leave me alone.
While Pappu leaving the room.
Santa: Why are you ignoring me?
Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.
Santa: That's how it feels!
Don't ever text "Chal Ganja Maarte Hain" to a bald friend!
|Mona darling, Isko Under-Construction Flat Dila Do.|
EMI Isko Jeene Nahi Degi Aur Possession Ki Umeed Isko Marne Nahi Degi!
|Life of a Vegetarian:|
2. Bhaiya Ek Shahi Paneer Aur Ek Dal Makhni
|The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!|
|In the UK, you need a TV licence to watch TV or you could end up in prison where you get to watch TV all day without paying for a licence!|
|Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right? |
Girl: No there's 26
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!
|You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly; but when I look at you, I feel lucky!|
|Cheeni Khane Ke Chakkar Mein Chinti Gud Mein Jaggery!|