• Santa: I really need some space in our marriage.<br/>
Jeeto: They why don't you join NASA?Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I really need some space in our marriage.
    Jeeto: They why don't you join NASA?
  • Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww... what?<br/>
Pappu: My reflection!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.
    Girlfriend: Awww... what?
    Pappu: My reflection!
  • Interviewer: What drives you?<br/>
Candidate: The bus mostly.<br/>
Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?<br/>
Candidate: Missing the bus!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: What drives you?
    Candidate: The bus mostly.
    Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?
    Candidate: Missing the bus!
  • Wives are magicians... they can change anything into an argument!Upload to Facebook
    Wives are magicians... they can change anything into an argument!
  • Mumbling is the glue that holds a marriage together!Upload to Facebook
    Mumbling is the glue that holds a marriage together!
  • Even mutual funds have maturity but some people don't!Upload to Facebook
    Even mutual funds have maturity but some people don't!
  • As a kid, I didn't want to sleep cause I was scared of nightmares. Now, all I want to do is sleep cause life is worse than any nightmare!Upload to Facebook
    As a kid, I didn't want to sleep cause I was scared of nightmares. Now, all I want to do is sleep cause life is worse than any nightmare!
  • The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away.
    Good Morning!
  • While people are worried about depositing more than 2.50 lakhs in their accounts.<br/>
I am receiving notifications from my bank to maintain the minimum balance!Upload to Facebook
    While people are worried about depositing more than 2.50 lakhs in their accounts.
    I am receiving notifications from my bank to maintain the minimum balance!
  • I don't know how am I supposed to lose weight when the best part of life is food!Upload to Facebook
    I don't know how am I supposed to lose weight when the best part of life is food!
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