|Interviewer: How about something personal?|
Candidate: Personally I need a job!
|You are drunk when...|
You have to hold on, to the grass to keep from falling off the earth!
|Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession!|
|JOB in Airtel:|
Send your resume to firstname.lastname@example.org
Last Date: 30th Dec 2016
Salary: 95,000/- per month
Job Description: To sit on Airtel tower & stop JIO signals!
|May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!|
|I told myself I should stop wasting my time on social media,|
but I'm not gonna listen to some weird guy who talks to himself!
- My stages of getting ready for work!
|While Patanjali continues to grow stronger by the day... Pitt-Angelie have collapsed and decided to part ways!|
|No matter what comes up in my life, I know that 'This too, will pass'!|
|Life is better when you are happy. But life is the best when other people are happy because of you.|
Be inspired, give peace and share your smile with everyone.
Have a nice weekend!