|She: I Like Guys With High Standards.|
Me: Mera Baap Mujhe LV Ki Belt Se Marta Hai!
|Distant relatives are like:|
Na Jaan Na pehchaan;
But I'll judge you,
Like your Abba-Jaan!
May God break the front teeth of those who secretly plot evil against you, so that you may know your enemies by their crooked smiles!
|Learn How To:|
Have fun without drinking,
Talk without a phone,
Dream without drugs,
Smile without selfies,
Love without conditions!
|To My heart and my soulmate:|
I don't need you to light up my world. Just sit with me in the dark!
|You are my dream in my sleep;|
You are the vision of my eye;
You are the smile of my lips;
You are the beat of my heart;
You are an angel in my prayers;
And you are the light of my life.
Happy Birthday, my love!
|A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets.
He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere.|
And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader.
How did he do this?
|Tree leaves do not look green forever,|
Roses do not look fresh forever,
But I pray to God that,
Smile on your lips stays forever!
|Each relationship has Feelings and Differences. It's always better to be melted in Feelings than to be frozen in Differences.|
|Don't let yourself be controlled by three things: your past, people and money.|