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Shipra Goyal announces her new album with some stunning pictures!

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One of the finest binge-watch web series by TVF!

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The Times Most Desirable Women 2020!

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  • Too Hot To Handle Season 2
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    Too Hot To Handle Season 2

    We`re back for season 2, and things are heating up!
    The world`s hottest no-dating dating show is back with ten super sexy new singles. Anyone who dares to break the rules of no kissing, no heavy petting, and no self-gratification of any kind will lose out on the $100,000 prize.
    Will they form meaningful connections? Or will they drain the prize-fund dry?

  • Main Sherni Video Song
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    Main Sherni Video Song

    Presenting the Sherni Video song, dedicated to all the women. You are resilient and remarkable. We honour your spirit!
    Singer: AKASA
    Rap: Raftaar
    Music: Utkarsh Dhotekar
    Lyrics: Raghav
    Featuring: Vidya Balan, Mira Erda, Natasha Noel, Eshna Kutty, Trinetra Haldar

  • A Classic Horror Story - Trailer
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    A Classic Horror Story - Trailer

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  • Die In A Gunfight - Trailer
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    Die In A Gunfight - Trailer

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    Till Death - Trailer

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    The Family Man2- Beta Sweater Pehno

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    Starring: Manoj Bajpayee, Samantha Akkineni, Priyamani, Sharib Hashmi, Shreya Dhanwanthary, Sunny Hinduja, Sharad Kelkar, Darshan Kumaar, Dalip Tahil, VipinKumar A Sharma, Seema Biswas, Asif Sattar Basra, Shahab Ali, Ashlesha Thakur, Vedant Sinha, Ravindra Vijay, Devadarshini Chetan, Mime Gopi, N Alagamperumal, Anandsami, Abhay Verma

  • The Tomorrow War - Hindi Trailer 2
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    The Tomorrow War - Hindi Trailer 2

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  • Dhoop Ki Deewar - Trailer
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    Dhoop Ki Deewar - Trailer

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    Haseen Dillruba - Dil Melt Karda

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Bizarre Automobile Insurance Claims

Bizarre Automobile Insurance Claims

The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.

I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.

I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.

I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.

I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

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Corporate Recruiting

Agency: Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements, sir?

MD: Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room and close the door, leave them alone and come back after a few hours and analyse the situation:

1. If they are counting the bricks, put them in Accounts department.

2. If they are recounting the bricks, put them in Auditing.

3. If they messed up the whole room with the bricks, put them in Engineering.

4. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

5. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations

6. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

7. If they broke the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

8. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

9. If they say they have tried different combinations yet not a single brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

10. If they have already left for the day, Put them in Marketing.

11. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning. And...

12. If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been touched, Congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

Agency: Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements, sir?

MD: Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room and close the door, leave them alone and come back after a few hours and analyse the situation:

1. If they are counting the bricks, put them in Accounts department.

2. If they are recounting the bricks, put them in Auditing.

3. If they messed up the whole room with the bricks, put them in Engineering.

4. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange ord...

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Report Of The Day!

Report Of The Day!

The duty officer reported to his CO: Sir nothing significant has happened during my duty hours - only the dog died.

The CO asked: How did the dog die?

The duty officer: Ate too much of mule meat sir.

The CO: Mule meat ? Where did that come from?

The duty officer: Sir actually we had to shoot one of our mules.

The CO: Why?

The duty officer: You see sir, he was in terrible pain due to over exhaustion caused by overload.

The CO: How over load ?

The duty officer: We had to carry water in barrels from the river and this mule got overworked.

The CO: Water ? Why ?

The duty officer: Sir because we had a fire in the Quarter Guard... everything is turned to ashes.

The CO: Goddamn it... this is what you should have begun your report with.

The duty officer: Well actually when I reported to 2IC, I did that, but he fainted on the spot....

The duty officer reported to his CO: Sir nothing significant has happened during my duty hours - only the dog died.

The CO asked: How did the dog die?

The duty officer: Ate too much of mule meat sir.

The CO: Mule meat ? Where did that come from?

The duty officer: Sir actually we had to shoot one of our mules.

The CO: Why?

The duty officer: You see sir, he was in terrible pain due to over exhaustion caused by overload.

The CO: How over load ?

The duty officer: We had to carry water in barrels from the river and this mule go...

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