Clean your bums !
Santa and Banta are in the jungle, answering the call of nature.They are sitting close to each other, when all of a sudden a Lion appears, and lets out the most terrifying growl.
Santa(Petrified): Banta, tenu daar to nahin lag raha( Banta, I hope you are not afraid)?
Banta(trembling):- "Nahin yaar(No, friend)!
Santa: Nahi yaar, tanu darr lag reha hai(No friend, you are afriad)!
Banta(trembling more): Nahi, main theek hain(No, I am alright)!"
Santa: "Taan phir apni bund dho na, mere kyon dho raya hai" (The clean your ass, why are you washing my bums?, if you are not afraid)!
