Jockey under bed!
Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, `I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren`t mine.`
His second friend says, `I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn`t mine.`
Santa says, `I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.`
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
`No I`m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.`
