Santa and Porsche!
Once Banta saw Santa in a brand new Convertible Porsche.
Banta asked Santa- Where did you get such a nice Car?
Santa replied- Well, I was walking yesterday on a Beach minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this Car. She came out of the Car, took off all her Clothes and said, Take whatever you want.
Banta added approvingly- Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn`t have fitted you.
