Service Charges
A young farm girl answers the door and sees Santa.
Girl, "My father isn't home, but I know what you want and I can help you. You want our bull to service your cow. Well, my father charges five-hundred rupees for his best bull."
Santa, "That's not I want."
Girl, "We have a young bull who is just starting out. My father charges three hundred for him."
Santa, "That's not I want."
Girl, "We have an old bull out in the pasture. He can still do a job. My father charges only hundred rupees for him."
Santa, "That's not what I want. I came here to see your father about your brother. Your brother made my daughter pregnant."
Girl, "Oh. You'll have to see my father about that because I don't know what my father charges for him."
