Clean Jokes

1. Their last name stays with them forever.
2. Phone conversations last just for 30 secs flat.
3. A five day vacation...

Boss: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee: That`s easy, 49.
Boss: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge...

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious Firm for over ten years...

A Chinese Call center:
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes you can speak to me...

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little...

Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window...

Ben came from a large family. He had three sisters and three brothers. One day he was looking through the family photo album with his mother when he noticed...

An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: "May I come in. I lived in this very room ...

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.
"I`ll go into town for a doctor...

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses...