Father of Nation!
God decided to encourage people to have fewer children and introduced an award scheme. During the procedure at one point, he concentrated on learning...
Too Tall!
A lady had a height problem, she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall. She hated the way she had to duck to walk through a doorway, the way she felt so uncomfortable in...
Divine Frog
A family is driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes the frog...
Bragging Girlfriend!
Ruth took her boyfriend Bernie home to meet her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Bloom.
"What do you do for a living?" asked Mr. Bloom.
"I own some property...
Mistaken Identity!
A gentleman was much surprised when the good-looking young lady greeted him by saying, "Good evening."
He could not remember...
Where's the Baby ?
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives...
Rough Flight!
A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm.
As the passengers were being...
Weekend Shopping!
Phone rings...
Girl: Hello...
Guy: My love how are you doing?
Girl: Am fine.
Guy: Will you be free during...
Photo Finish!
An Army Officer was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she...
Psychiatric Hotline
Recording - "Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press...