A Dish With Fish
There are two polite people having dinner together. On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of fish. They politely say to each other, "You may choose first...
Indie Puns
What`s the need to arrest Vijay Mallya? He has anyway spent most of his life behind bars.
What do you call people who don`t believe in going to the gym?
Caught Stealing
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don`t want any trouble either. What do you say...
The Explosive Force
On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the underground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them...
Birthday Gift
A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. "What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday...
Dead in the Shed
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he`d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened...
The Bastard
A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy...
Dirty Laundry
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean...
Where's My Spoon?
John goes to the deli for some soup. After he`s seated and about to eat he calls the waiter over. When the waiter comes he says, "Taste this soup."
The waiter says, "Why what`s wrong with the soup...
An Expensive Fishing Trip
Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune...