Clean Jokes

A woman named Jill stood up at her church`s Testimony Meeting one Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to the enrapt congregation...

The nurse approached him, smiling. "The labor is going great," she said. "Wouldn`t you like to come in?"
"Oh, no." The man shook his head.
The nurse returned...

To get acquainted with his new Parish, the Priest decided to call on some daily. One he selected was a young widow, her husband, according to the index card, had died two years ago. After knocking...

Finkelman just arrives in America and needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications. He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so much that...

Jim strolls into the paint section of B&Q and walks up to the assistant. "I`d like a pint of canary-colored paint," he says. "Certainly," says the clerk. "Mind if I ask why you need it...

A visitor from Buffalo was strolling along the California surf one morning. During his walk he came upon a fellow, fishing pole clutched in his hands, sound asleep against the side of a huge coastal rock. Just then the pole...

Levine having gone to his secretary`s apartment for some hot over-time, was astonished to wake up and find that it was three in the morning.
"My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill...

A panhandling bum is walking along in the theater district just around matinee time. The streets are crowded with people rushing to get in to their shows. The bum sees a well dressed...

A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee`s pay...

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune...