Clean Jokes

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back...

An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: `George and the Dragon.` He knocked. The Innkeeper`s wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye spare...

The small town sheriff pulled over a Porsche doing 75 miles per hour in a 35 zone. Its wealthy yuppie driver was steaming.
When he finally appeared before the local magistrate, he exploded...

A man brings some very fine material to a tailor and asks him to make a pair of pants. When he comes back a week later, the pants are not ready. Two weeks later, they still are not ready. inally after 6 weeks...

They had been married for sixty years. They were far from rich, but in very good health, due largely to her insistence that they both eat healthy foods and exercise every day. But their good health...

While waiting at the bus stop, a man with a stutter asked another, "E-e-excuse m-me, w-w-what t-time is it?"
The other man didn`t reply. Again, the man asked...

It was opening night at the Orpheum and The Amazing Claude, The Magician, was the headliner. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist in one of his few live performances. As Claude took...

Two engineering students are waiting to give their oral viva test. The first student`s turn comes, and he goes inside. External: Suppose you are travelling by a train, and suddenly it gets hot, what will you...

A funny example of how big groups work, where most people don`t know each other personally. A thing to learn. One day someone greeted a friend on a WhatsApp group with `Happy Birthday Chetan`. Then...

A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up, and inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. "Okay Simpson," says the investigator...