Misspelled Name
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise...
The Drunk and The Priest
A drunk, who smelled of beer sat down, on a subway seat next to a priest. The man`s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket...
Please Show The ID
This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter...
Children - Then vs Now
Children of now a days are so spoilt that they don`t even know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons: Crying after being beaten.
Not crying after being beaten...
George and the Dragon
An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon."
He knocked. The Innkeeper`s wife stuck her head out...
Paper Work in MeToo Age
Once a Manager was traveling by train on a business trip. When the train started, he was traveling alone in the AC-I coupe. Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth! Manager was pleasantly...
Speeding Fine
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver`s door. "Is there a problem Officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please...
Farmhouse Hunting
A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmers yard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt. The old farmer said, "Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor...
A Strange, Strange World
A statement of our new reality as I remembered the good old days when a snowman was just a snowman.
8:00 am I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn`t make....
Paying in Advance
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was...