Clean Jokes

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man Walking with his legs spread apart.​ He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.​ One student said to his friend,​ "I`m sure that poor old...

The good bishop knew very well that everyone in his small town look to him for an example. One night, however, after a long, hard day, he came to his last visitation. His hostess, noting that he looked tired...

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta testimonial:

Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church`s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people`s business. Several members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to...

Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a season when neither the Browns nor the Steelers made the post season playoffs. It seemed so unusual that the management of both teams got together and decided that...

A woman was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed. When she looked back again, their were two...

An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up. He said, "I feel terrible. Please examine me and tell me what`s wrong with me."
"Let`s begin with a few questions...

A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center ring, shoveling aside their droppings as they walk about. After a rather difficult evening...

My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for `Number of Dependents on you?`, I replied: "65% of population who doesn`t pay taxes, 21 million illegal immigrants...

A young man was a very slow worker and subsequently found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper...