Clean Jokes

Wilson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising. He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing, and he offers to make a television ad for Wilson`s Nails. "Give me a week," says the friend...

A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money. The booth operator at first refused to let him have a turn, considering that his...

After a hard day at work I decided to ride my bicycle to town to wind down a bit. I came into town and decided I`d go in the liquor store to get a bottle of scotch. I came out of store and since my bike had a basket...

Palkhiwala is no more. His observations at the relevant time are worth noting. Nani Palkhiwala India`s Most Eminent And Noted Jurist & Lawyer wrote. My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him...

Two friends were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of her house.
1st friend: Man, it looks like that babe is blowing kisses...

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out more about the young man. The father invites the fiancee to his study to find out more about him...

The Irish priest was at the altar one dreary Sunday morning, addressing his congregation with a vehement sermon that alcohol was the work of the devil. "As an example," he stated during his sermon, "If you were to...

A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him.
The man next to him calls...

A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer...

Life just gets better as you get older doesn`t it.
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately...