Clean Jokes

Girl : Hello Control Tower, This Is Flight 365, We Have a Problem.
Control Tower: Kya Problm Hai Boliye?
Girl: Kuch Nahi....

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head...

Q - Tell us about yourself ?
A - Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you.
Q - What challenges you faced in your earlier job...

Some guru on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and left incomplete... So I looked around my house to see things...

Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in one of the neighborhoods in Detroit, MI. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. Police Officials have detained...

A man finds his dog with a dead rabbit in its mouth. He realizes that the rabbit is a pet of his next-door neighbour. In a panic he cleans the rabbit up and sneaks it into its cage, hoping his neighbour...

In a poor zoo in India, a lion was offered not more than 1 kg of meat a day. The lion thought that its prayers were answered when one day a USA zoo manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management..

A tired minister was at home resting, and through the window he saw a woman approaching his door. She was one of those too-talkative people, and he was not anxious to talk with her. He said to his wife...

A group of people were touring a university campus and they noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.
"What are they dong?

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie`s house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...