Clean Jokes

Once there was a king who had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and eat all ministers who made mistakes.
One of the ministers once gave

An American girl was visiting England and was invited to a party.
While dancing with a stuffy monocled Englishman, her necklace...

On being told that someone has purchased a new car, women ask what color it is. Men ask what the make and model are.
Men have no opinions whatsoever...

A new supermarket opened in San Antonio, Texas. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain....

While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage. I got him a Guinness...

An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn`t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again...

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy."
"Bobby," the new guy replied...

SWISS ARMY KNIFE - Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - Female, because they always go to the bathroom...

An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don`t ask me a lot of questions...

To ensure that you have a good time on your trip to Australia, your team members have planned and developed a special itinerary to fill the time during your leisure hours. Agenda follows. Day 1: The 10 Deadliest Snakes...